Everyone was tense as Naruto, dressed in the robes of the Hokage, took the podium. He had finally achieved his lifelong dream of becoming Hokage, saved the village from the Akatsuki, de-emofied Sasuke with a jutsu, and gotten recognition from most all the villagers.
But, everyone was still scared.
I mean, come on. Naruto as Hokage? Sure, he can fight, but what kind of laws would be pass? What kind of missions would he give?
Would he make them wear orange?
" All right!" said Naruto, arm pumping. " As I'm now Hokage, it's time for me to make my first decree!"
Everyone cringed. Sakura began to pray it didn't involve her. Hinata began to pray it did involve her.
" I declare every day free ramen day!" shouted Naruto.
Everyone sighed in relief. They had hoped it would only be that bad.
" And for my second decree, I'm changing the official kunochi uniform to NOTHING!"
" Best Hokage Ever!" cheered the male populace.