The Dragon and the Phoenix

by WisdomPearl

When three princes visit Prince Karma for his birthday and intend on staying there for the next year, Karma becomes curious about Prince Nagisa, who's look lured Prince Karma Akabane of the Phoenix Kingdom like a rose lures humans with their sweet scent, only uncover secrets that are best left in the dark. Medieval AU. Karmagisa. Don't like, don't read. Some characters are OOC.

10. Chapter 1-9 Bloopers

(The Mystery of the Dragon, Dining Scene)

The table was about ten normal tables stuck end to end. What was the point of having such a long table?

Karma: "I've wondered the same thing. Say, how long did it take to carve it out?"

Nagisa: "What the frick Karma?! There's no dialogue until here!" *points to the end of paragraph on the script*

Karma: "I know, but we can just reshoot it again,"

Asano: "Ugh, I'm not tapping my foot like this for the fiftiest time! I have had three cramps in my foot so far just from doing that!"

Karma: "Exactly! I don't exactly like you too much, Asano,"

WisdomPearl: "Okay, we are reshooting in five...,"

—

(The Dragon Under a New Light, Start Of Mignight Scene)

Karma took his black boots off and leapt off the edge of the bed in just his socks.

Karma: *slips* "Damn socks...,"

[Take Two]

Karma: "Oh wait, I forgot to put the socks on. Now where did I throw them in rage at?"

WisdomPearl: "It's on Asano's face,"

Karma: "Oh, can we keep them there?"

Nagisa: "Karma! The readers need to see the next scene, hurry up!"

Karma: "Fine, But first, I need to properly clean the socks because they have touched Asano,"

Asano: "Shut the f—,"

[Take Five]

Karma: *slips*

[Take Six]

Karma: *slips*

[Take Ten]

Karma: *perfectly makes it* "I made it!"

WisdomPearl: "Off script, reshoot,"

Nagisa: "Pfft...,"

Karma: "Shit,"

(The Phoenix Captures the Dragon)

Karma: "You know, I still have to punish you,"

Nagisa: "For what?"

WisdomPearl: "Cut! You need to stutter,"

[Take Two]

Karma: "Y-You know, I st-still have to p-p-punish you,"

WisdomPearl: "Cut! Karma, you're not the one stuttering, Nagisa is!"

Karma: "But you didn't specify,"

WisdomPearl: "Dammit Karma, stop being a cheeky asshole!"

—

(The Dragon Teaches the Phoenix, Library Kissing Scene)

95 Hits!

Karma: *faints*

Nagisa: "Dammit Karma, it's 100 Hits, not 95 Hits!"

Karma: *cheeky grin* "Heh,"

[Take Two]

95 Hits!

I'm...starting to...lose...consciousness...

100 Hits!

105 Hits?

Nagisa: "Karma, you're supposed to pretend to faint!"

Karma: "What if I still want to kiss you?~"

Nagisa: "Karma...,"

Karma: "Nagisa...," *pulls Nagisa down, out of camera sight*

WisdomPearl: "Okajima, you're not in this chapter!"

Okajima: "Doesn't mean I can still take pictures,"

Nakamura: "Hoo...more blackmail pictures, here I come!"

WisdomPearl: "We are still in the middle of filming this chapter, and you're not in it! Get out!"

Okajima and Nakamura: "We're still not going to leave~,"

WisdomPearl: "Security!"

Okajima and Nakamura: "Oh shit, I'm leaving,"

WisdomPearl: "Karma and Nagisa, stop it and get up. We are reshooting in five...,"

—

(The Phoenix Captures the Dragon, Study Kissing Scene)

I greedily dominated again and again, pulverizing the chance Nagisa had to dominate. He wouldn't do the Kiss of Death, and neither would I.

1 Hit!

WisdomPearl: "What the...Cut! Cut!"

Karma: "I literally said in the script to not to the Kiss of Death!" *holds up crinkled piece of paper*

Nagisa: "Sorry...I couldn't help it...~"

[Take Two]

I greedily again dominated and dominated...wait...

Karma: "I forgot the paragraph...wait...,"

WisdomPearl: "I don't get paid enough for this...wait! Cut! Cut!"

Karma: *pulls out crinkled piece of paper* "Oh, it's dominated again and again, not again dominated and dominated, got it,"

[Take Three]

I greedily do,instead...wait what?"

WisdomPearl: "Dammit, stupid typos. Sorry, here, let me get you the corrected script,"

[Take Four]

I greedily dominated again and again, pulverizing any chance Nagisa had—

WisdomPearl: "Cut!"

Karma: "Wait, why?"

WisdomPearl: "It's 'the', not 'any'. Reshooting in five...,"

Karma: "One word...? Whatever...,"

—

(The Phoenix Falls, Asano VS Nagisa Battle)

Asano: "If you keep blocking like that, this battle will go on for ages, and we only have seven minutes until the fist-to-fist combat session ends. You gotta move in sometime around now,"

Nagisa: "Far from the head, actually,"

Asano: "Huh?"

Nagisa: "Oh wait, wrong paragraph,"

Karma: "Pfft...,"

Nagisa: "Karma, shut the f—,"

Chiba: "Nagisa, language,"

[Take Two]

Asano: "If you keep blocking like that, this battle will go on for ages, and we only have fifteen minutes—wait—,"

Karma: "Yeah, like the battle started at the beginning of the fifteen minutes, Prince Ass-ano,"

Asano: "Hey, shut your damn mouth!"

[Take Three]

Asano: "If you keep blocking like that, this battle will go on for eons—,"

WisdomPearl: "Cut! It's ages, not eons! Reshooting in five...,"

Asano: "Same thing...,"

WisdomPearl: "Three!...,"

Asano: "Fine...,"

[Take Four]

Asano: "If you keep oejbgjoehgjoejohfjosnpfksnjkxmoqjc...haha, I just had a spasm...,"

WisdomPearl: *sigh* "I swear I need a raise, cut! Reshooting in five...,"

[Take Five]

Asano: "If you..," *bursts out laughing*

WisdomPearl: "What the...hey! Karma! Stop twerking!"

Karma: "Hah, I won over Asano's willpower!"

WisdomPearl: "This is what happens when Karma isn't on the scene for a while, cut! Reshooting in five...,"

[Take Six]

Asano: "If you keep—,"

Nagisa: *bursts out laughing*

WisdomPearl: "Karma! I just told you—,"

Karma: "But I'm not twerking...,"

WisdomPearl: "Well get that out of your mouth and just eat the darn thing!"

Karma: "Why?...It's a lot more fun teasing Nagisa with this...,"

WisdomPearl: "It's T-Rated, for your information,"

Karma: "But I'm off-screen...,"

WisdomPearl: "Well, you're posing as a distraction for the actors that are ON-screen. Reshooting in five...,"

Chiba: "God dang it Karma, that's the second time!"

—

(The Nymph Confuses the Phoenix, Secret Garden Scene)

Chiba: "Nicht jede...what was the rest?...,"

Asano: *stifles a laugh*

Chiba: "What the heck Asano?! What, did your dad teach you German?! 3-E never taught us German!"

Asano: "Actually, I don't know German either, but hey, who cares. All I care is that you didn't remember any of it,"

Chiba: "I swear, shut the f—,"

WisdomPearl: "Reshooting in five!...,"

[Take Two]

Chiba: "Nicht Jedi—,"

Nagisa: "This isn't a Star Wars Crossover,"

Chiba: "Shit,"

—

(The Phoenix's Fall)

Chiba: "He walked towards me and adjusted my bow slightly to the left,"

Nagisa: "...,"

Karma: "Oi! Earth to Nagisa! Flat-Kayano Theory to Nagisa!"

Nagisa: "Huh?"

Kayano: "Hey! Karma, you better get back here!"

WisdomPearl: "Wait, Kayano! You're not in this chapter! Get off!"

(So, now I'm doing the computer, so the scene changes will be[])

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(The Stallion Meets the Phoenix)

Karma: "Honestly, your mouth contains more spit than the oceans have water. If you wanted to know if Prince Nagisa was here or not, you could've asked at least. Save some time. And I thought you were tired?"

Nagisa: "Damn, Asano, what are you going to say?"

Asano: "What the...THAT'S NOT ON THE SCRIPT, NAGISA!"

Nagisa: "Hey, just wanted to say something. Director, we're reshooting it now, right?"

WisdomPearl: "Yeah, in five...,"

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THANKS FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR! I'LL NOW BE WRITING THE MAIN STORY!