Me: I know we left off on Saturday night, but…I decided to skip ahead to the main week. Why? Simple. I couldn't think of anything to do on Sunday, and…well…if I don't skip ahead every so often, this story will be at LEAST 100 chapters. I'll try to keep it below 50 if possible…
Sasori: "IF Possible?
Me: You never know…anyway, I kinda like how this chapter turned out. XD I think it's the longest yet! Also, check the bottom author's note for some other stuff I wanna mention. Zek, that's your cue!
~DISCLAIM! Though...I'd like to claim Deidei~~
Yume's POV
"Look, it's simple," I said with a sigh as I paced back and forth between the ten S-ranked villains in front of me. "You guys have to stay in your cat forms while we're at school, and we can turn you back this afternoon!"
We had a slight problem. Over the weekend, these guys had grown used to their human forms again and were unwilling to turn back into their kitten forms.
"Hell no you crazy bitch! I'd like to see you TRY to turn us back into that damned kitten form!" Did I say unwilling? I meant downright REFUSING.
"Hidan, shut up before I make Kagami get her skillet."
Kagami perked up, but Hidan paled and closed his mouth. Kakuzu looked slightly irritated, probably since HE couldn't control his partner but a blonde girl with a FRYING PAN could. Shizuka spoke up next, shrugging like it was no big deal.
"Alright then, fine. Can you at least come out into the backyard? There's something I want to show you." I had noticed her whispering to Haruka a little earlier, what were they planning?
…We got our answer shortly after. When everyone was out there, Shizuka stood, clasping her hands together and smiling sweetly. Zetsu looked at her quizzically. "Alright, we're out here. What did you want to show us?"
"Oh, nothing much-GO, HARUKA, GO!
Shizuka's brilliant plan? Get the Akatsuki out into the yard…and have Haruka turn on the sprinkler system. Unfortunately, it wasn't JUST the Akatsuki that got soaked by the onslaught from the sprinklers around the yard. Kagami, Shizuka, and I got sprayed too-albeit, we didn't turn into cats.
Although it WAS quite amusing to see Hidan yell "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE-" And be cut off by yowling from the water taking effect. Kitten cursing, maybe? (J/N The Kitty Kurse, durr hurr-*shot*)
"Okay, you guys, help me get them all inside," Shizuka said once the sprinklers had turned off.
Haruka came back, smiling sheepishly. "Sorry, Kagami, Yume, but there wasn't time to unnoticeably warn you to get out of the yard!"
I frowned at her from behind the water dripping from my bangs. "We'll discuss this later." I joked as we started collecting the kitties to take inside. Kagami, naturally, had snatched up Itachi and was cuddling him. Poor guy couldn't get a break…Oh, she also grabbed Kisame, but was holding him a little further away from her, probably not trusting him near her chest. Smart girl.
I picked up Deidara and Hidan, also keeping Hidan away from me...although Deidara may have been a good idea too, seeing as Deidara ALSO seems to have a slightly sick mind…well, you know what they say: Hindsight's a bitch!
Shizuka had picked up Sasori and Kakuzu, able to hold them without fear, although not cuddling them. Probably too awkward with Sasori, and Kakuzu would kill her later. Yeah, necrophobia at its finest.
Haruka had picked up Tobi and Zetsu, and was cuddling the former cheerfully. He was purring and rubbing his head against her chin. Tobi must enjoy it for obvious reasons, but Madara's just being a sicko! Who KNOWS what goes through the guy's head…
Scratch that. Who WANTS to know?
Konan and Pain just followed us inside, not seeming bothered by it. Probably since they're the more "mature" Akatsuki members and the leader/vice-leader. (J/N Yes, I called Konan the "vice-leader" XD)
Okay, guys, we'll be back around 4:00!" I hollered out to the S-ranked kitties (J/N ANOTHER FANFICTION REFERENCE!) as we headed out the door.
Of course, we didn't notice until we got to school that we had left only NINE kittens behind. More specifically, we didn't noticed the meowing from Kagami's backpack until then.
"Kagami?"
"Yes?"
"Do you have Itachi in your backpack?"
"…No…maybe…fine, yes."
"…why?"
"Well he's so cute in kitten form, I couldn't just LEAVE him!"
This was followed by facegrounds from all of us. "We'll have to get you back for this later." I groaned, rubbing my forehead. If you haven't guessed by now, Kagami's sanity is probably the lowest…
So she's the one that everybody fears.
Third Person POV (With Akatsuki)
"I am NOT, repeat NOT, staying as a DAMNED cat ALL FREAKIN' day! I don't have to put up with this shit!" Hidan growled as he pawed the warm water tap on the sink. "So that bitch can FORGET having me stay like this!
Kisame glanced around, looking slightly puzzled. "Um, where's Itachi?"
Konan glanced at him. "I think I saw Kagami put him in her backpack."
"Figures…that girl's got an obvious thing for him, ne? I don't see why he's bothered by it. She's not too bad-looking, not to mention feisty." Kisame gave a grin and licked his lips.
"And yet if she heard you talking that way, Kisame my man, you'd be dead in a minute, hm." Deidara chuckled, Kisame shooting him a glare and got down as though to attack-
"OI! I GOT IT TO WORK-" Poof. Everyone quickly covered their eyes as Hidan turned back into his human form…without clothing. Oh, YIKES, mental trauma! I feel so sorry for those guys…whoops, broke the fourth wall. (J/N I'll get Sasuke-baka to fix it later.) (Zek Note: Make sure Sasuke is riding JB during the labor)
Of course, while Hidan would have liked to just leave the others as kittens, he quickly wavered beneath their fierce…kitty…glares. Wow, this just PROVES Hidan ain't as tough as he looks, doesn't it?
Konan refused to get beneath the water until a set of clothes was in the room for her and the boys had left, as they quickly discovered from her vicious death glare.
So, now the Akatsuki members were all clothed and such, Kisame decided that it would be fun to watch the "television" the girls had shown them. Like every boy in the 'real' world would. (J/N Again, I stereotype form boys I know. -_-)
Konan, on the other hand, went down the hall to take a shower. Granted, she'd just turned back to normal from her kitten form, but it wasn't like that used shampoo or conditioner or anything like that. So, yes, she was going to take a REAL shower.
While she was taking the shower, the Akatsuki couldn't decide what show to watch…
When she was done, after a nice hot fifteen-minute shower, she realized she'd forgotten a fresh change of clothes.
Hidan and Kakuzu got into a huge fight over the TV remote that soon turned to fists. Sasori moved to splash them with cold water and make them stop, but Kakuzu dodged in time. Hidan and Pain were both splashed and turned back into kittens. Deidara laughed, and Tobi went to get warm water to turn them back.
Konan wrapped herself in a tower to find her clothes, but couldn't remember where she'd put them. As such, she walked into the living room wrapped in only a towel…just in time for Tobi to turn Pain and Hidan back to normal.
So shocked by the sudden appearance of two naked men in front of her, Konan panicked and…dropped the towel.
Every boy's jaw dropped open with surprise. Pain seemed to be close to BLUSHING. Hidan's eyes widened and his nose started bleeding. Konan's face turned bright red as she grabbed the towel and scrambled out of the room, trying to cover herself.
If you don't get what's going on, I'll put it this way: Hidan saw Konan with no clothes. Pain saw Konan with no clothes. And Konan saw BOTH OF THEM. Without. Any. Freakin'. CLOTHES.
Yume's POV, Timeskip after school
"Let's just hope the house is still standing," I said as we walked up the front walk. "And Kagami? I think you might be suffocating the Itachi kitten."
Kagami pouted childishly, still cuddling the black kitty against her. "But he's so cute and fluffy in his kitten form!"
"Maybe YOU should tell him he's fluffy and see his reaction!"
"He already knows I think he's-"
"While he's in human form.
Kagami's eyes widened and her face turned pink. "I can't do that!" She yelped in panic. "He'd HATE me!"
"Well, he kinda heard us talking about it right now as you suffocate him…"
…awkward silenced. Haruka shrugged and opened the door…what we DIDN'T expect to see was this:
"HARUKA-CHAN TOBI MISSED YOU!"
"AAAAAAHHH!" Haruka shrieked in surprise as the masked man came out of nowhere, glomping her against him.
"Where was pretty Girl-chan and her friends all day?" He asked innocently. Haruka was bright red and stammering like Hinata. (Z/N: Oh Madara, you lady killer!)
Shizuka was practically rolling on the ground, and I had to help Kagami pull her back inside. The Akatsuki were all sprawled out watching TV…dang, maybe we shouldn't have showed them it.
I also noticed that Konan, Pain, and Hidan were all refusing to make eye-contact with or sit with one another. Actually, Konan was avoiding ALL the guys, but especially those two. "Hey, why are Konan, Pain, and Hidan staring pointedly away from one another?"
Sasori glanced up at my words. "They all saw one another naked." He explained how Pain and Hidan had been splashed with cold water, and then when they got turned back, Konan had walked in wrapped in a towel because she'd gotten lost looking for her clothes after taking a shower. By the end of it, all of us were sprawled out laughing.
…until Shizuka asked why they were in human forms when we left them in kitten forms. There was a long awkward silence…
And thus, Kagami's Skillet returned for round two with the Akatsuki.
Me: OH NOES IT'S THE FRYING PAN/SKILLET! XD So wrong I laughed when writing the HidaKonaPain part? Bwahaha.
Konan, Hidan, Pain: *looking away from each other, blushing*
Me: O.O Okaaay then…anyway, my request: FAN ART. It's not a competition or anything; I just think it would be cool if some of my fans made fan art for Akatsukitties. Like, just of the girls, or the pairings, or even just some random scene with the Akatsuki! Or with them as kittens! I'm not picky!
Deidara: Translation? She's desperate.
Me: Oh, be quiet, Deidei…so anyway, if you DO make fan art and post it, just tell how to find it in a review. And on that note: Review, I'll give you…this guy. *throws Sasori* R&R! Jordan out.
~And remember kids, baseball can be entertaining in anime form...FUNIMATION BETTER DUB SEASON TWO! Grr...~
~Also, if I get off my lazy ass, I'll try and draw some fanart...That is, IF I get off my lazy ass. Redundant statement is redundant~