Heartbreak....doesn't it just make you wanna scream???

Insanemistosingsmore: Yeah, I kinda got it off of a dream I had...and yeah, it was Misto on the cloud.

RedRubyStorm: Yes, hooray for smart teachers, who just gave me an essay on the proper usage of coincidence and irony that needs to be 1000 words and needs to be done by tomorrow.

Roselna: It's okay, my computer's been acting funny too.

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Misto was in the Junkyard, reading. He was content.

He got up from his pipe for some fresh air. After two steps out of his pipe, he was ambushed by two energetic toms.

"What the hell? Pouncival, Tumblebrutus, what was that about?????" Misto yelled angrily, shooting lightning at the two assailants.

"Good job, dude!" Pouncival said.

"What?"

"Good job!

"What do you mean?"

"Oh, don't act stupid, you know what I mean!"

"No, I don't!"

"Yes, you do!"

"Shut up, Pounce, it's clear he doesn't wanna tell us about it," said Tumblebrutus, who had been quiet the duration of the confusion. "Let's go."

So Tumble and Pounce left, leaving Misto frozen to the spot, confused. But after awhile, he decided go and see if he could get a hold of Hermione for a while. He wanted to compare defense magic, when he ran into Victoria. She looked at Misto, and instantly became angry.

Misto, seeing her glare, was surprised. The Vicky he knew was.....well, to be short, very friendly towards him.

"Hi Vicky. Whats up?"

Victoria's glare got even more intimidating. "Don't you 'what's up' me!"

"Um, okay, how about what's wrong?" Misto asked putting his arm around her waist.

Victoria looked into his chocolate eyes and crushed her lips into his. Misto kissed her back, but then realized who he was kissing, so he pushed her gently away.

"Vic-vic-victoria!" he spluttered.

Victoria smirked and hugged him. "That was for trying to get with the Wicked Witch of the West."

As she went back to her den, no doubt to talk to Jemima and Etcy, she could have sworn she saw some silky hair and some green eyes, but shook it off and ran the rest of the way.

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Hermione couldn't breathe. She had just come back from her meeting with Dumbledore, which never happened because he had went into a coughing fit and wasn't able to talk.

When she saw the white queen she recognized as Victoria with Mistoffelees. She had seen Victoria suck Misto's face for a good 20 seconds. She saw how Misto kissed her back. She saw how surprised and happy she made him.

But he didn't realize that she was going to suggest going for walk. That she was going to make a move, because she could feel it. That she had looked up Jellicle/Human relationships, and that Jellicles are so much like humans, and that they could do anything the wanted, and that meant anything. That she wanted to try a good, solid relationship. Did he? Nope. He was clueless. In fact, he probably never even considered it, he was too caught up in love with his 'Vicky.'

As she made her way to the house, she tried to stop up the tears. When she got to the house, Ron and Harry were playing with a hackey sack. They were bewildered at why Hermione was quiet when she saw them, but let it go.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966.

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A/N: Sorry about keeping you all waiting. You see, my neighbor just died, and I was getting really close to him. He was 23 and died of pancreatic cancer. He was only expected to live 5-6 months, and yet, he made it to 14 months. I really loved him, and I know he's inna good place now.

On a better note, I need some suggestions for the next chapter. PM me, or put it in a review........but please review anyway, because I feel like I'm losing my followers.