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"Talking"
"Thinking"
"Biju/Summons Talking"
'Biju/Summons Thinking'
"~Jutsu~" Ex: "~Kage bunshin no Jutsu!~"
Chapter 10
Two hours later
Team 7 was resting after having fought Zabuza the the former demon of the hidden mist village. They had barely managed to win the fight with teamwork from Nami and Sasuke to free Kakashi from a water prison technique Zabuza had used on him. Zabuza barely hanging on in the fight against Kakashi afterwards and he was then attacked by a hunter nin from mist village throwing a senbon into his neck and he was assumed dead.
Now after the fight team 7 are feeling mostly tired but also angry as a certain ninja of their group had disappeared twenty minutes before Zabuza showed up. Naruto had remembered it was somewhere around this area Zabuza would attack them, so he decided he would jump into the tree's and hide while he watched the fight. Naruto then laughed his ass off watching the fight off in his words, weakass wannabe ninjas.
Naruto then decided to tease them a little as he materialized from the ground behind them and yelled "DIE KONOHA NINJAS"
Sasuke, Nami and Sakura were all surprised as they jumped up the air and threw a kunai each towards him that he easily deflected.
Naruto laughed "Oh sorry did I scare ya?" he asked then fell down to the ground laughing.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?" Sakura yelled.
"Onii-chan.." Nami slowly walked up to him but Naruto knew by now what was coming as he quickly used a substitution technique with Sasuke. Nami had then punched Sasuke in the back of the head and was now staring at him confusingly "What the?" Nami asked.
"Damnit Dobe! He used a substitution" Sasuke said as he held the bump that was appearing on his head.
"What was that, Uchicha!?" Naruto yelled.
"I mean he used a substitution technique to switch places with me, Nami-sama" Sasuke bowed.
"That's Uzumaki-sama to you Sasuke" Naruto continued while Nami laughed and felt a little bad for Sasuke.
"Hai Uzumaki-sama"
"Good, then let's get going brats, we've wasted enough time" Naruto said as he flipped the unconscious Kakashi over his shoulder and started walking.
He then smiled and cheerfully said "Lead the way old man Tazuna"
"Uhh yes" Tazuna said and followed after him.
Team 7 followed after them some time later as they didn't really want to be to close to Naruto when Kakashi was out of it.
"Baka Nami, why is your brother so rude towards Sasuke?" Sakura asked.
"He hates the Uchiha clan, don't ask me why"
Sasuke then asked "So he would have treated me the same way even if that accident didn't happen?"
"Probably" Nami said.
Sasuke sweatdropped "I wonder why he hate's us Uchiha so much"
Nami then got a great idea "Why don't you ask him?"
"Are you crazy? He scares the living hell out of me" Sasuke said.
"Oh right" Nami remembered something "If you want to get on my brothers good side.. try insulting someone named 'Natsu Dragneel' when you are near him, like tell him how much you hate 'Natsu Dragneel' and stuff like that"
"Who is that?" Sakura asked.
"A Pink haired bastard like you" Nami said.
"Screw you Nami-baka!"
Later that day
The group had now arrived at Tazuna's house and when they got there Naruto immediately threw Kakashi to Tazuna and started flirting with Tsumani, Tazuna's daughter.
"Yeah I work out a lot"
"I can see that" Tsunami giggled.
"Want to see something else?"
"Sure?" Tsunami asked and then Naruto dragged her into another room.
That was the last they saw of Naruto and Tsunami for two weeks.
Team 7 was still oblivious to what was going on, the figured Tsunami was busy or didn't like them and avoided them. And they figured Naruto had gone off somewhere and was probably drinking and yelling at people. Kakashi however knew exactly what was happening and he kept wondering how a thirteen year old could land a woman like Tsunami.
Sure Naruto looked as if he could be fifteen or sixteen but still she was a grown woman, Kakashi figured Naruto must be a master womanizer even better than Jiraiya at picking up chicks. This made Kakashi proud of Naruto as he knew that he was his former teacher's son, and now he must get to know him as well and maybe get some tips.
Tazuna had been sitting in a corner all the time they had spent at his home and mumbling about how he was going to kill some blonde bastard. Kakashi had then told Nami to stay away from him as she got a little worried thinking that he was mumbling about her.
Another day passed and there had been a fight on the bridge, Zabuza and his apprentice Haku ended up dead together with Gato and his followers. Nami had been sad as she had made some kind of friendship with Haku during the two weeks they spent here but was otherwise fine, she also came up with her own way of the ninja. Her way of the ninja was Naruto's old way of the ninja, his new way of the ninja is a bit different.
What had Naruto annoyed was that someone had interrupted him and Tsunami today as two weak-ass samurai's had threatened to kill his lover and her kid. They had been easily dealt with though as a small orange fox wearing sunglasses and carrying a guitar had appeared and slammed them hard with the guitar and they ended up flying far away.
Kurama had spent the two weeks coming up with new lyrics for his new songs, he loved it when Naruto was with a lady friend, he was free to do whatever he wanted then.
Now the group was about to leave wave country as their mission and the bridge had been finished when Nami asked Naruto "Why did you even come with us on this mission, you didn't do anything?"
Naruto laughed in a way that only he and Jiraiya could "I got a hell lot more done than you did" This had Kakashi giggling as he read his Icha Icha and walked beside them.
"I am going to give a good word to the Hokage about you Naruto, you have shown yourself to be a fine ninja" Kakashi said and kept giggling.
"Yeah I'm a fucking genius" Naruto said and then starting writing in his notebook.
Back with Tazuna and his family "So what are we going to name the bridge?" Tsunami asked.
"What about the super cool Tazuna bridge?" Tazuna said.
"No.. I know, how about the Great Naruto bridge!?" Inari asked.
Tsunami blushed and nodded "Yeah he sure is great"
Tazuna had a glowering face "No, we will name it the Great Nami bridge"
Inari nodded "Yeah that's al right"
Tsunami then nudged Tazuna "There is something I have to tell you" then she leaned in a whispered "I'm pregnant"
"BRAAAAAAT" Tazuna yelled.
Back with Naruto and the others
"BRAAAAAAT" they all heard and Naruto sneezed "Guess he knows about me and Tsunami now"
Kakashi giggled and the others looked confused and Nami asked "What do you mean you and Tsunami?"
"Mind your own damn business brat" Naruto said while kept writing down in his notebook. Naruto then walked up to Sasuke and glared at him "You know what to do when we get back to konoha right?"
"Yes I will do it for you" Sasuke answered not wanting to anger Naruto.
"Good you have been slacking compared to the others" Naruto said and was about to start writing in his notebook again when Sasuke said "Natsu Dragneel is an ugly bastard"
"That's right" Naruto answered quickly.
"Natsu Dragneel smells bad"
"Definitely" Naruto agreed
"Natsu Dragneel is worse than an Uchiha"
Naruto quickly charged Sasuke and held him by the collar of his shirt "Hey hey brat, don't say such things about Pinky he's not that bad" Naruto glared at him and had a dark aura surrounding him "Do you have anything against Natsu, huh!?"
"No sir!"
"Good I don't want you to talk that way about him again" Naruto said while he threw Sasuke down the ground head first. Then he walked off once again writing down in his notebook when Nami ran up to him.
"Natsu is smelly retard"
"That's right imouto, there is hope for you yet"
"I want to date Natsu Dragneel"
Naruto stopped moving and his eyes twitched "Say that again?"
"I want to date Natsu Dragneel, he's so cool dattebane!"
Naruto then fell down on his back laughing "That's a good one!" then he stood up "Well let me show you your competition" then a shadow clone appeared and they quickly used henge to transform into Mirajane Strauss and Erza Scarlet wearing nothing but a bikini.
After Naruto cancelled the technique Kakashi had fallen back on the ground with blood coming out of his mask. Nami and Sakura were just angry especially Nami because that looked an awfull lot like her ~Sexy no Jutsu~ and ~Harem no Jutsu~. Sasuke hadn't reacted at all he just kept brooding since something like that didn't interest him.
"That is such a weak technique" Nami yelled then she did her own ~Sexy no Jutsu~ and what she transformed into had Naruto angry out of his mind
"THE HELL NAMI!?" he yelled.
"W- What?" she asked a little scared in her new body, she had transformed into an older woman in her twenties with long red hair and blue eyes wearing nothing…
"THAT IS OUR MOTHER!" He continued to yell and then ran away crying "MY EYES!"
"Fucking brat.. that's not cool"
Then he stopped running and had an evil face on him "Say Nami-chan.. Who else have you shown that technique?"
"Only Ebisu-baka, Iruka-sensei, old man hokage and Konohamaru" Nami answered.
"You are to stop using that technique, if you must continue using it find another woman to transform into.. Now I must go deal with something important" Naruto said and disappeared in a flash of yellow.
Naruto had teleported to Konohamaru's classroom and was now standing on top of his desk "Did you do what I asked you, brat!?" he yelled.
"Naruto what are you doing here!?" Iruka yelled.
"HUH!?" Naruto glared back.
"Yes I have successfully planted the stinkbombs in Kiba's room and given Shikamaru his instructions"
"Good then come with me we are going to remove a part of your memory" He grabbed Konohamaru and flung him over his shoulder "You're next" he said pointing at Iruka then he ran towards Yamanaka Ino's home trying to find her dad Inoichi to help remove a certain memory.
'No fucking closet perverts is going to be dreaming about my mother' He thought on his way there.
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