Epilogue
Rezzing for a third time the Mystic Diggers finally escaped from the clutches of Terrorfnarr forest. They kicked Nutpacman from the Gang for his dastardly Samurai deed. He screamed like a girl, claiming he had eleventy Gangs begging him to join their ranks and the Mystic Diggers 'sucked massive donkey penis anyway'. The Mystic Diggers agreed they already regretted…ever letting him join in the first place before they tentatively returned to the relative safety of Yes Your Honour Hold.
Britofartus decided until he had best wait until he levelled up a bit more before leaving the comfort zone of Wellfried Penninsula. Kenneth decreed he was going back to the level one starting zone in Earzaroff where it was safe…sometimes…as long as he kept quiet and did not move.
What happened over the next few weeks became the stuff of legends. Well a bit anyway. Actually it is more like the stuff of sillyness than actual legends but do not mention this to Britofartus, as he turns himself into a tree and goes into a sulk. However this tale is for another time, another place as I have tallied on these records for long enough. I have a lot of cringing to catch up on so I can prepare for the new expansion, Crapalysm! For now adieu my fellow Players and remember, a puppy may be just for Christmas but a MMORPG is for LIFE!
Britofartus will return for more adventures in Earzaroff, Otherlands and even Northend. Well he might; if people want him to