Ryou's View

I plan to make Bakura pay. I will steal his beloved Kitty and after that I have no idea as to what he will do. I walked over to Bakura's house and unlocked the front door. Bakura is still not back yet and now is the time. I saw the Kitty sleeping in a mini bed that has black blakets on it. I walked over to the sleeping Kitty making sure to not make a sound. I reached out to grab it, but the little bitch bites my hand.

Oh this is war now Kitty and you will be doomed. So I chased after that damn Kitty while muttering cuss words. Then the Kitty stops and pushed a blue button with one paw. I swear that thing looked like it was smirking at me and then I found out why. Something came out, striped me of my clothing and then put me into a mini black dress. The next thing I knew Bakura was smirking at me and that damn evil Kitty jumped into his arms. Damn them.

I sneered "Bakura, Your such a damn crazy insane werid ass son of a bitch."

Bakura merely rolled his eyes and stated to me "Well I set up in my whole house to have a recording thing in every single room. I'm not the dumbass. My evil Kitty owned your dumbass. Heh, I'm going to sell this on Amazon and E-Bay. Hmm should I edit it so that it have some music? Now what---"

Malik walked in and then screamed "How could you Kura! You would have kinky sex with Ryou, but not me!"

Bakura raised an eyebrow and asked flatly "What the fuck are you talking about moron?"

Malik repiled "Well Ryou is in a mini dress and---"

Bakura rolled his eyes and then stated "Never mind. I do not want to listen to your bullshit logic. I'm just torturing Ryou? How the hell can sex with me be torture?"

Malik smiled in a creepy way and muttered "I still have a chance with Kura."

Bakura sneered "You still have no chance of screwing me. You ruined my moment of evil you damn stalker."

Marik walks into the living room and then yelled "What you guy's are having a threesome and you didn't call me!"

Why is it anyways sex with Malik and Marik? If Bakura was not an evil bastard then I would feel sorry for him for having these crazy stalkers. Right now I'm feeling sick at the thought while Bakura looked pissed off. Malik was sighing and muttering "Wouldn't screw that goodie slut Ryou. I wish I was having it with Kura."

That crazy jackass called me a slut! Damnit I'm not a slut I only had sex with Yugi...Damn that Bakura because Yugi would still be my wonderful boyfriend, but Bakura just had to do that. Well Bakura punched Marik and sneered at him "Your such a damn moron. Oh and Ryou is not a slut. Ryou is a complete whore. Want to know why because that Yugi is a whore too."

Okay now I'm super pissed off and I yelled "Your such a lying fucking son of a bitch Bakura! I hate you!"

Bakura smirked and repiled "Heh and I hate you too."

Well I know Bakura won't let me out and I called Yami with my cell. Of course I didn't say a word to him, but I did yell at Bakura "Bakura, Your such a total ass for leaving me up here and it is so fucking cold!"

I think Yami got the message and maybe on his way here I hope. Bakura rolled his eyes at me and then kicked the two stalkers out that were yelling something about how they can't leave us alone together. Bakura flipped them off and stated "I would not ever fuck the goodie Ryou. Now get lost morons."

Yami showed up and Bakura didn't look happy. Yami pressed some drug cloth over Bakura's nose and mouth. Oh and Yami kicked Bakura for good measure. Now I'm free and I don't know what to say since I'm suppose to be a jerk. Yami rolled his eyes and walked away. I'm walking to my house and I plan to just change my clothing then go to sleep. I will not go as low as to hurt someone when they are drugged or passed out UNLIKE Bakura. After all I do not want to be evil like Bakura. I know Bakura will be pissed off? Now what shall I do to Bakura?

Bakura View

I woke up at 1:00AM in the morning. That damn Pharaoh is going to be so dead! Well if Ryou did this I wouldn't be as pissed because then he wouldn't be such a pansy. I hate that Pharaoh so damn much. Now what shall I do to the Pharaoh?

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A/N: Please review and no flames. Hope you liked this chapter. I have been busy. Later.