Glee

Portlyn's POV

"Hello I'm Santieogo and I am reporting from the parking lot of Winthrop Hospital in Las Angelas" Oh look it's the clown from tween weekly T.V. haha whats this story about another story about a celebrity drug addiction or something? "Where So Random's New Girl Sonny Monroe is found in room 304" If I had I drink I would spit it out... why is little miss Sonshine at the hospital? Did Chad break up with her so she tried to kill herself...(please let that be it!) What people don't judge me... She's in the way of "My MAN!" ok and now I have to make Chaddy jealouse with this Nico dude seriousely did you see the pain in his eyes when I came to see Nico yesterday I mean seriousely I don't know why he's dating that bitch from Wisconsin...I'm like waaaaaayyy prettier then her! and I'm Rich she lives in an apartment EWW! If I lived in an apartment building with other unrich people I'd possibly kill myself...haha.. no wonder she's in the hospital! "Why is miss Monroe in the hospital you ask well we had that same question" WOW WAY TO NOT KNOW ANYTHING DIPSHIT! "Until we this morning we have found out that Sonny Monroe's Mother Connie shot her last night and now Miss Monroe is dealing with a massive infection near her stomach... we are unsure why Connie Monroe would shoot her daughter but.. we hope that Everybodys favorite Comedian will pull through" way to go Connie hahaha poor Sonny got shot this is the perfect time to rip her little heart out.. I mean she's already vulnarble an- *ring ring* Damnit it's Nico the guy actually thinks I like him it's calling acting! I'll have to answer it thought uhhh!

"Heey Honey whats up" haha I sound soo suductive he's proablly jizzing in his pants right now!

"Heeeyyyy did you hear what happened to Sonny?" Seriousely I'm here a beautiful girl being all like lets make out and yet he wants to talk about Sonny Monroe! God damnit!

"Yeaa Sooo saidd right and makes me apreciate things more like... my mom or my sister or you" If that doesn't make him squeal like a little girl nothing will

"I-I-I-I-I-I uhhh don't remeber what we were talking about" Haha sucka!

"Ohhh well you said that you wanted to meet me for dinner tonight and then goo back to your place" I amm sooooo good!

"Rrright I-I-I gotta gooo see you later at uhh"

"8:30 works for me how bout sweetie"

"Uhhh perfect bye"

"Ba Bye!" what don't think I'm a slut I'm not gunna actually do it with him ewww! I'm saving that for Chad Dylan Cooper who by the way is amazeing in bed! anyways I'm gunna make out with him for a really long time then when he starts to get all let me take off my pants I'll say something like "I Can't do It I want my first time with you to be special" or "we need to stop I just think we should take it slow... cas I really like you and don't wanna mess up" That'll make him think I like him (neva happening!) and that will get Chad jealouse! my plan is perfect. And the best part is noo one is reading my bluff Hahaha! Soon Chad will be Mine, and Nico and Sonny will be heartbroken!

"I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Lovegame and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or .com hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I am marvelous

I'm marvelous
I'm marvelous
I'm marvelous
So marvelous

(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

ahhhh! she's evil you can see it in the eyes lol! anyways pretty short chapter and I know this is pretty late I was out all day with friends BUT I didn't forgit about you guys! ok hoped you enjoyed

p.s.- still don't own SWAC or Glee:(