Wink wink, nudge nudge, punch punch, whack whack! Hi everyone! School's busy same with family tension/drama. Apologies for not updating but dun dun nah nah! New chapter! Hope you all enjoy!

"Normal talk"

"Bumblebee's Radio Talk"

::Comm. Link::

'Thoughts'

Flashback/Songs *Sits in an empty locker and waits for a rescue*

Crosshairs was pissed as he silently smacked Bee around in the ever changing matter of the room. This was beyond stupidity! How did he come to watching this slagger again?

The sunlight was trickling through the window as Crosshairs shifted comfortably against the mounds. For humans, they were quite comfortable and he got the best place to sleep! Drift slept usually on one side of Tessa's neck while Bee chose the other side, each side being extremely warm. That wasn't for Crosshairs; yes he liked attention but he wanted his space and all the humans respected him and his privacy.

Well almost everyone.

Suddenly the door burst open and there was a flash of light before anyone could react. Everyone jumped out of bed ready to fight: Crosshairs with his triple Cybertronian barrel revolver, Drift with his samurai blades, and Bee with his laser cannon. Tessa prepared herself for battle holding up her ultimately twelve inch book and hurled it at the intruder.

"OUCH! GUYS!" The figure went down only for the head to pop up with those vibrant eyes Tessa fell in love with the first time.

"Shane?" Before anyone could react, Tessa grabbed her pillow and chucked it at him. Shane rolled out of the way, grabbing his Polaroid camera and waving the picture that the camera spat out. Bee ran over to Shane and snatched the pic out of his hand, running back to the safety of Tessa while Shane lunged himself at the mini Autobot only to come up short.

"Give that back!" A Cybertronian revolver was pointed at his nose. Crosshairs wasn't even looking at him, he was looking at Tessa who studied the picture. There she wasasleep like Disney's Sleeping Beauty with Bee and Drift laying all curled up against her neck like puppies, Crosshairs curled up like a kitten with his head laying on her purple bra.

Heat flooded the young teen's cheeks before getting up and walking to the back of her closet where Joyce had luckily installed a safe. Normally it was used for saving money and protecting objects from her childhood but this picture needed to forever stay hidden. She quietly started unlocking all the locks while Shane got on his feet with Crosshairs and Drift staring up at him in disapproval.

"What?"

"What were ya thinkin'!" Crosshairs asked aiming his gun now at his crotch. Drift scurried onto the bed as he watched Cade pop into the doorway, Hound propped on his shoulder. Cade looked furious, leaning against his daughter's doorway. The racer was desperately trying to explain himself as best he could, holding the incriminating camera.

"I-I didn't mean to do that! Just well Tessa always whips out her camera and takes random pictures of me. Especially when I'm not expecting it to happen! She even took a picture of me in the shower!"

Cade snapped.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Everyone jumped at the man of the House minus Drift and Hound. Bee scurried into the backpack and Crosshairs equally ran in, not wanting to be squished or used as evidence. Bee buried himself under a crap load of notebooks while Crosshairs hid behind a textbook.

The yelling got louder with a few shrieks, some furniture thrown, ground shaking, and eventually the backpack was picked up, the two bots inside bouncing up and down wildly from side to side. A pencil whizzed by Crosshairs audios, as he sought refuge, crawling next to Bee, avoiding all the flying objects.

"Of course we get to be the ones in trouble again." The paratrooper snarled as Bee freaked out.

"Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!"

Crosshairs couldn't agree more.

They didn't know what was going on until there was the sound of people chattering, screams, shouts, and a lecture soon perked Crosshairs audio's. They were at Tessa's school.

"Now students, please grab your History textbook and turn to page two hundred thirty five." The flap came open and they stared up to see a shocked Tessa as she pulled out her textbook.

"Guys!" She whispered, shocked by their presence. They both looked to each other before Crosshairs whispered back, "Don' worry, we'll keep quiet."

"Yeah don't worry be happy!"

"Quiet!" Crosshairs locked Bee in a headlock and put his servo over Bee's mouth. He shot Tessa a smile before letting her grab her textbook and return to her studies. As soon as the flap casted darkness on the two mech's, Crosshairs threw Bee to the other side of the bag before pouncing on him and kepping a finger to his lips.

::No more radio snippets!:: He snapped as Bee grabbed a spare notebook and shaped it into a mini lounger looking at his comrade.

::Fine, fine.:: With that they both sat in silence listening to snippets of the lecture before Bee started annoying Crosshairs.

::If you could, would you bang Tessa?::

::Wha' kind of a question is that'?::

::A what if? question.:: Bee pressed, rising from his lounger and standing in front of Crosshairs. The green mech shook his head. Sure Tessa was hot and nice but Cade's thunderous temper and the fact that Tessa was human, it wasn't meant to be.

::Nah I wouldn't.::

::Ooooooh! I think you would!::

::Seriously?:: Crosshairs jumped to his feet and snarled, throwing on his goggles. That was a point to stop taunting the easily-tempered paratrooper but Bee was having too much fun with this. The little camaro poked Crosshairs in the chest and sang, ::Crosshairs and Tessa sitin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-!::

The bot didn't have time to react as Crosshairs tackled the little bot and started throwing punches, his fury boiling over. Why didn't anybody leave him alone? All he wanted was some slaggin' peace! Bee threw his hand up and grabbed one of Crosshairs hands, twisting it in the opposite direction. Crosshairs bit his lip hard, tasting energon while Bee flipped him off and grabbed a pen, aiming it at the paratrooper like a sword. Crosshairs grabbed a huge pink eraser and held it up, shielding himself from the rookie's slashes, examining his wrist.

The wires were sparking and energon was threatening to leak from his cables but he continued on with his onslaught. With a grunt, Crosshairs pressed forward and overwhelmed Bee, the pen sinking through the eraser and coming in between his legs. Crosshairs threw the pink eraser aside as he chased Bee around.

They scurried over objects, crawled into pockets, and even slid into another mini bag before being yanked out and tossed into the back of the car. With a pained cry Crosshairs started cursing.

"Son of a glitch! What the frag were ya thinkin'?!" The flap opened and there Tessa was with Shane driving away from the college. Bee climbed out and jumped into Shane's lap, the Irish-American wasn't the least affected. Tessa grabbed Crosshairs out by his waist and dragged him intro her lap, seeing his wrist.

"Crosshairs?"

"It was Bumblebee. Little slagger twisted my wrist in the wrong direction." He mumbled, pride now deflated horribly. Bee's laughing wasn't helping and Tessa threw a glare at the camaro before staring down at the prone green form. She lightly traced a finger down Crosshairs back. Normally he'd shrug it off but with the stinging pride and how much his wrist hurt, he decided to sink back into the touch.

After all it had been a rough morning for everyone in that house.

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