Michele and Dani joined Kade and the bots in the bunker.
"First season of '1000 Ways to Die'?" Michele asked.
"Yep," Kade said as he stole his sister's chips.
"The show hit its height when Rob Paulson was the narrator."
"Sheesh! When we sleep we really do sleep," Heatwave said.
"Anything involving mobs is bad," Chase said. "Especially, meat packing."
"That's not a good prank," Blades said.
"Oh, I've had frostbite. It's not fun," Dani said.
"Where?"
Dani took off her shoes and socks to reveal two missing toes, the little ones on both feet.
"I thought it was a good idea to run around barefoot in the snow in my four year old mind," she said.
"But, why kill him like that?" Boulder asked.
"Oh!" Chase covered Heatwave's eyes when he realized the CG model had… boy bits showing.
"Chase, I've seen cables and spikes before," Heatwave said.
"Uh, excuse me?" Kade asked.
"Those are two names for Cybertronian pe—"
"Blades, no!" the other three bots covered Blades' mouth.
"I-it's embarrassing," Boulder said.
"Illegally selling products may not be a good idea, but not for killing. "But, impregnating a minor and getting killed is street justice!" Chase declared.
"Paradoxical undressing… we should look out for that," Blades said, making everyone groan.
"Wait, they DIDN'T die in the crash?" Heatwave asked.
"Oh, boy. The bends," Dani said.
"What's—oh, wait, they're explaining it," Blades said.
"Do we have a hyperbaric chamber?" Boulder asked.
"We're getting a new one next month," Dani said. "You can look at the old one if you want."
"Wow! Thanks!"
"Oh, my Primus! We can get that!" Blades panicked.
"Blades, we would have known by now," Heatwave facepalmed.
"No! Dani and me! We've flown in and out of water TWICE and you're not supposed to dive and fly on the same day!"
"Okay, he's got a point," Kade said.
"That looks like an emergency response plane," Chase noted.
"Oh, yeah. Fire and rescue," Heatwave said.
"So that's why it's called the bends," Boulder said.
Xxx
Swindle checked her merchandise. She had 20 cases of new, high content sedatives ready to sell. She could get quite her share of shanix if her most loyal customer came through for her. She looked at her maps. "Only one or two lunar cycles tops until I reach 'ee-arth'? whatever, I'll get paid in due time."
Xxx
Dreadwing saw Megatron coming from the direction of the sick bay.
"Lord Megatron, may I—"
"Not now," Megatron walked past him with a look that said 'I've seen things I shouldn't have' written on his face.
He walked over to the sick bay to see what startled the warlord.
"Oh, hey, Dreadwing!" Breakdown said as he prevented him from entering.
"I just ran into Megatron," Greadwing said. "He had an odd look on his face. Would you happen to know why?"
"Oh, uh… y-you see… Knockout and I were having some… personal time in our quarters when—"
"Oh. Oh! Okay, never mind!" Dreadwing quickly left. Why did I do that?!
Xxx
"Wow! Now we're learning about a new culture!" Boulder excitedly said.
"They use human bodies for their religion?!" Chase exclaimed. "How barbaric!"
"There needs to be a better way to solve problems," Heatwave said.
"Chase, don't snort that," Kade pointed at the voodoo powder on the screen.
"Kade!" everyone scolded.
"I do not snort; I have what humans call 'asthma'," Chase crossed his arms.
"I really need to look up how many ways humans can get poisoned," Blades said.
"Oh, that's my worst nightmare!" Michele grabbed Kade's arm during the 'buried alive' part.
"It's all of ours," Boulder said.
"Those grave robbers deserve to get scared," Chase said.
"The NAILS!" Blades covered his optics.
"Okay, NONE of us are googling 'fish fetish'!" Heatwave ordered.
They just watched the actor 'die'.
"You know, we sorta sweat," Blades said.
"Yeah, no-fire-bots," Heatwave said.
"Heatstroke is NOT fun," Kade crossed his arms.
They saw an actor get 'eaten' by birds after betraying his tribe.
"How did the anthropologists find THAT out?" Boulder asked.
"Oh! Oh! Dani and I've seen this video!" Blades jumped up and down. "She survives and they find out she's pregnant!"
"We've all seen the video, Blades," Heatwave said.
"And every time it scares me," Chase said.
"Roll the next video!" Blades said.