A/N: I am off to Penang Island next week, so I am rushing with the chapters now.
Warnings: OCs
Extra Notes: Cardverse AU (Nyotalia characters are used)
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The Kingdom of Cards. There, each kingdom, Spades, Hearts, Clubs and Diamonds, have two guardians that are watching over the kingdom. After all, the guardians are said to protect kingdoms from wars (outside ones), disasters and plague with just a prayer. However, as time moves on, the guardians are simply statues for display...or so they thought.
An accidental spell sets them free...from being statues and gives them a more human like appearance.
King Ludwig of the Hearts sighs as he rubs his throbbing forehead. Since the release of the guardians, never had he experience a terrible headache besides the time the Joker causing a lot of trouble and complaining about getting beat up by the Queen of the Clubs with a frying pan.
"So cute~! Oh my goodness! Never in my whole life did I see such an adorable young Queen~!"
"Hey let her go Maria! I wanna hug her too!"
"No~, the Queen is so cute I just wanna hug her and never let go~!"
"Ve~, I wanna hug Sakura as well~"
King Ludwig, while watching the scene unfolds before him, is wondering whether the guardians are...really guardians. What he really sees in front of him are just two ladies hugging the Queen of Hearts, Sakura Honda, much to the Queen's dismay and personal liking.
"Please tell me I'm dreaming right now." Ludwig muttered.
"Ve~, what are you talking about Ludwig? This is happening for real!"
Oh someone please knock him out so he can wake up and reassure himself that this is all a dream.
Meanwhile in the Kingdom of Spades, Queen Alice is on the verge of losing her cool. Having a King like Alfred is already enough to tick her off but these two...oh she should not have even touch a wand in the first place.
"Is this how you treat the Guardians of Spades?" the female guardian asked.
"I think we should be thanking her for setting us free in the first place." the other guardian suggested.
The Jack of Spades, Wang Yao, is still trying to take the whole situation in. Sure he had heard legends of the Guardians but...in his entire life, he had never seen a guardian let alone in their human forms.
"First of all, Queen Alice of Spades, since you have set my brother and I free, we decided to pay you back."
"Indeed, life as a statue is kind of...stiffening."
"Urg yeah, don't remind me of a certain someone who forced us to be statues for who knows how long." the female guardian complained.
The male guardian nodded, his arms crossed and wearing a blue Chinese style shirt accompanied by trousers of the same colour.
"Are you...really the Guardians?" King Alfred asked.
The two sent the King a look before replying at the same time. "Yeah"
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The Kingdom of Diamonds, while it is the richest kingdom, it fares no better than the other kingdoms, especially when the Jack is a trigger happy man who would be willing to shoot someone's head off if came in contact with his sister, the Queen of Diamonds. King Francis simply complained about the Jack destroying the place.
"How dare you touch my sister! Guardian or not I'm going to shoot you!"
"Wait a moment! If you do so the kingdom would be in chaos!" the first guardian cried out.
"As if my castle isn't in chaos already." King Francis wept, tears strolling from his eyes.
"Why am I running too?" the second guardian asked.
"Easy, if you don't want to get shot, run!"
Guardians of the Diamonds are running around the castle while avoiding being shot by the trigger happy Jack, ignoring the cries and complaints of the servants plus King Francis.
"Mon dieu...my castle..."
A comforting pat from the Queen does not seem to help a bit.
Jack of Clubs Roderich Edelstein watches the two guardians of the Clubs having something like a normal conversation with Queen Elizabeta. By normal conversation, they probably mean ways to torture a certain Joker for annoying her with King Ivan looking on with an amused smile.
"What is your best weapon Your Highness?" the first guardian asked.
Queen Elizabeta smiled, pulling out a frying pan from behind her, sending chills down the spines of the two guardians.
"Impressive, such a tool can be used as a weapon?" the second guardian said, astonished by the fact a simple frying pan is enough to be consider a deadly weapon.
"Back during the old days, whips, knives and sharp objects are weapons." the first guardian pointed out, watching the second guardian examining the frying pan.
"Don't forget my pipe~." the King said as the two guardians immediately examine the water pipe.
At that time, Roderich swore he saw sparkles in the eyes of the guardians and that the guardians found a whole new respect of the reigning monarchs. Just because they can now use simple objects like frying pans and water pipes as weapons. He made a mental note to pray whoever is the receiving end of these weapons, even if it is a certain Joker named Gilbert.
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A/N: It's short so I'm really sorry! I have other stories that need attention as well. I might continue but at the same time I might not. The respective guardians of each kingdom are
Hearts: Indonesia and Philippines Spades: Malaysia and Singapore Diamonds: Brunei and Cambodia Clubs: Laos and Myanmar
Thailand and Vietnam are not in it as they are part of Cardverse already.