You know what really sucks? While I was in the middle of writing the replies, we had a power outage and they weren't saved. I'm lucky that I already saved the rest of the story before I moved on to this part.

AS OF TODAY, I HAVE 57 REVIEWS!

Red Mage 04- Veger bashing shall indeed ensue, and next chapter I shall have a ghost wandering around! Yay!

BlackRatchet- Glad you like my story; I can only write humor. The one time I wrote a serious story, no one reviewed. But then, it was Naruto/Gaara.

The Desperado- This is, of course, what we all do next. Yay for insanity!

Meowen- You get to stalk a chicken with a blowtorch! Yay!

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LunarSquirrel- Not in this chapter you aren't!

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GAARA IS SO CUTE X3 I LUFF HIM!

10. Voodoo dolls and squeal time

Okay. Somehow they were divided into teams. I don't know- wait, I just can't remember why. They had a fight or something.

"Alright," Torn said. "Let's make the voodoo doll and have some fun!"

"Oooooooo, voodoo dolls?" squealed Emi. "Those are so fun! Can I make it? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Keira and Tess laughed at the ottsel's antics. They thought she was hilarious. Jynx thought she was crazy(like Liz and Andrea), and Razor thought she was cute. OH MY GOD, WE'VE GOT FLUFF ALERT! SQUEAL TIME!1!11!1!1!111!

Torn sighed in almost unison with Jak. They had been saddled with Emi, Grus, and Sarea, though Grus was still carrying around that broom that was nailed to the ceiling. At least IT didn't talk… or squeal… or seem to care at all. It was just a broom, right?

BANG!

"Whoops!" said the former broom. It looked like a chicken now.

"CHICKEN!" shrieked Grus. She tried to catch it, and did a face plant into the floor. The chicken started running around the room.

Daxter was working quietly in the corner.

OH MY GOD! WHO IS HE, AND WHAT DID HE DO WITH DAXTER? Jak's mind managed to scream. Of course, no one heard.

"Hey, look!" Daxter yelled about two seconds later. "I made it!"

Everyone stopped whatever they were doing, and looked at the perfect replica of Samos he was holding.

"Oooooooo," Grus said.

"How did you get so good at making these things?" Jak asked curiously. Daxter scuffed his foot on the ground and looked shiftily to the side.

"Ummm… practiced on you and Ashelin?"

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Eheh… in the Wasteland… after you defeated CyberErrol…"

Now- hey! Look at Daxter! He's got an angry mob of people after him!

"Okay," Jak said, holding up the doll to show the room. "Who has an idea as to what we want to do to Samos?"

"Oooo! Oooo, me! Pick me!" squealed the chicken.

Jak sighed. "Alright," he said.

"Let's make him STEP ON A PLANT! It would make him feel really bad!" the chicken squawked.

"Hey, that's not bad!" Jynx said approvingly.

"It isn't," Ashelin said.

Grus was still stalking it. The chicken I mean. She was going to try to kill it with her blowtorch.

Emi had a different idea, though.

"Hey!" the rodent yelled. "Let's… um… nevermind."

I take that back. She didn't.

Jak sighed at the idiocy of his… "team". "Okay. Who's up for the stepping on the plant thing?" he asked.

Choruses of "mes" and "ayes" rang throughout the room. The stupidity was imminent.

Poor, poor Samos. A bunch of random people had turned up at his house for no reason whatsoever.

"Hey! It's the ol' grampa guy!" yelled Andrea. Everyone but Liz winced.

"How can you stand her?" Desperado asked, attempting to clear the ringing from his hearing by sticking a finger in his ear and wiggling it.

Liz shrugged. "I'm so used to using headphones at abnormally high volume that it doesn't bother me anymore," she informed him dryly.

Cir shuddered. "Man," he informed Liz. "I don't know how you do it, and I don't want to." He was referring to Andrea, not the headphones.

Samos glared at them. "I don't know who you are or where you're from, but you had better get out of my house!" he yelled frustratedly.

Andrea tittered. "He's funny," she giggled to Liz.

Samos' face rapidly switched from flushed to purple. "GET OUT!" he roared.

Again, Desperado and Cir flinched. Abruptly, Samos took a great, sliding step to the right.

He looked down at his feet. "Huh?" he said.

He took another sliding step, this time to the left; then he pirouetted and landed on one of the numerous potted plants around in his house. It was instantly squashed.

Samos looked horrified. "NO!" he cried.

He took another leap and landed on another plant, squishing it out of existence. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Cir, Andrea(who was on Liz's shoulder), Liz, and Desperado watched with mild interest as Samos continued to fly around the room, flattening every plant in the vicinity. When that was finished, he moved on to his room.

Squish. "NO!" Squish. "NOO!" Crunch. "NOOO!" Squash. He just started sobbing now.

After he had finished with the house, he started hopping toward the Forest. He hopped out of sight.

"That was interesting," Desperado said. He stared at the direction Samos had taken. He was holding a compass. Get it?

Liz and Andrea stared with their mouths open; and burst into laughter.

"Oh my God!" gasped Andrea. "I… can't… breathe!" Liz just laughed. Desperado and Cir joined in. Then they all simultaneously stopped.

"That was… weird." Desperado said in the awkward silence.

So they all fell asleep.

A/n- And Samos was never seen again… no, just kidding.

Sorry I haven't updated in a while! Don't kill me! The dummy I'm working on to fool you all isn't ready yet!

Okay, I was really, really busy… and I also became re-obsessed with Naruto because I thought my favorite character was dead… but he's not! Yay! And I found pictures of him from the second season… and now I'm a fangirl… actually I always was, but that's not the point.

Point is, I was really, really, really, really busy. Saturday I was at a friends house(I slept in till 11), and Sunday I was carving pumpkins. We were doing it with guests, so get off my case.

Anyhoo… I also edited a couple of things. Which reminds me.

I COMMAND ALL OF YOU TO READ RED MAGE 04'S RISEN DEMON! AND THEN YOU CAN READ HIS SEQUAL, WAR OF THE ANCIENTS!

You have never known good fiction till you read them And I edit the second one, and I edited the last seven or so chapters of the first. So I would know.

-animedragongirl