Heeeeey guys! Long time! (Sorry about that) I'm going to try and work on this more! I know where I'm going and have it all planed out, I just need to type it now! As always sorry for any/all mistakes! Hope you enjoy! (And as always thank you for the lovely reviews!)

Warnings: Drug and alcohol use lots of cussing

Pairings: Nori/Bofur and Bilbo/Thorin (hint at another one but it's not really ever going to show up again, but I thought I'd give a little warning)

Enjoy!

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"Bilbo is in our kitchen." Nori mumbled wrapping his arm even tighter around Bofur's waist.

"And yer point is?" Bofur asked turning so he was facing Nori.

"Let me rephrase it: why is Bilbo in our kitchen?" Nori asked opening his eyes.

"Well I did promise him I'd help him with his wedding..." Bofur said with a small smile sitting up. "Wanna help us?"

"I'd rather...do...no." Nori said turning over to face the wall.

Bofur laughed stood and got dressed. He kissed Nori, said goodbye and walked into the kitchen.

Bilbo was sitting on a stool kicking his feet back and forth. When he saw Bofur he smiled and jumped off the chair. He walked over to Bofur and hugged the man. When he pulled back he smiled all his teeth at Bofur.

Bofur raised his eyebrow and then shook his head. He walked over to his coffee machine and snorted when he saw a warm pot already made.

"I made one WAITING for you and Nori to,

hm, get done fu-"

"We've never had sex Bilbo." Bofur said slightly annoyed.

Bilbo stared at him for a moment. "You mean to tell me you've been dating for almost a year and you've never once had sex?"

Bofur nodded.

"Have you two done ANYTHING other than kiss?"

"We sucked each other off and kinda humped each other once." Nori said walking out and wrapping an arm around the now red faced Bofur.

"Well...I don't think I could...how?"

"Because love isn't sex Bilbo. Love is laying in a bed, naked or not, and just talking to each other. No kissing, touching, or anything sexual. Love is being connected at the mind and soul not the body." Nori said kissing Bofur's shoulder then grabbing a bottle of water and walking back to the room.

Bofur and Bilbo looked at each other then at the door. Bilbo grabbed an apple from a fruit bowl and put it next to Bofur's face. Bofur gave him a confused looked.

"Your face is redder than this apple."

Bofur rolled his eyes and grabbed his coat and walked towards the door, forgetting about the coffee, Bilbo followed closely behind him. Bofur opened the door and watched Bilbo walk out then turned to look at his and Nori's bedroom. A small smile came to his lips as he realized he was truly in love with Nori.

The drive to the wedding shop was a short one, it was only a few blocks away. Bofur sighed when they walked in the shop, he hated suits. He only wore them if he absolutely had to.

Bilbo was bouncing up and down as they walked to the front desk. When they, finally, got there they were met with a smiling lady. She walked around the counter to greet them and led them towards all the suites. Bofur looked around and was shocked to see Thorin and Dwalin there.

"How'd Bilbo talk ye two into coming?" Bofur asked walking up to Dwalin.

"Grooms and their best men had ta come. Trust me I don't wanna be here." Dwalin grumbled.

Bofur smiled and nodded his head in agreement. "Aye. Same here."

After the four talked for a few minutes a different lady and man walked out and greeted them. Bofur wasn't paying much attention but he soon learned that they were the owners of that shop, the man's name was Elrond and the lady was his daughter Arwen.

Bofur sighed and decided he needed to suck it up. They tried on, what felt like, a hundred suits before Bilbo decided he "absolutely, positively, for sure, yes" loved one. It took a total of five hours and Bofur couldn't even complain because Thorin and Dwalin were and Bilbo needed someone on his side.

Bofur did have to admit, he liked the suits Bilbo and Thorin were going to wear. Bilbo's had comfy black pants a light blue button up with a red vest and black coat. Thorin's was the same only tre light blue and red were reversed, apparently those were their colors. Bofur thought he was going to throw up at his and Dwalin's suits. His was a solid red color, shirt, vest, and coat, Dwalin's was light blue. He just nodded his head, it was Bilbo, and Thorin's, special day so they could make them wear what they want, even if it looked ridiculous.

As they were walking out Bofur froze. A man was standing by Bilbo's car, his was still getting repaired, and he made Bofur nervous. The man had a black sweatshirt on and was lighting a cigarette, he looked up and grinned at Bofur.

Bofur gulped and wrapped an arm around his side. The man kicked off the pole he'd been leaning on and started like he was going to walk towards Bofur. He stopped when Dwalin walked up to him and started to talk. Bofur looked back towards the man and saw him walking down the street, he let out a breath he didn't even realize he was holding in.

"Ya alrigh' there Bof?" Thorin asked walking up to Bofur.

"That...that man..." Bofur mumbled looking back down the street. "I think that was him."

"Think it was who?" Bilbo asked.

"The man that shot you and Ori?" Dwalin asked.

Bofur nodded his head and Thorin looked down the street. He looked at Dwalin and nodded.

"You two wait here." Thorin murmured.

Thorin and Dwalin turned away and started walking towards the man. They smirked when they smelled the air behind him, he made their job easy. They walked up on either side of him and slowed his pace.

"Well, well, what do we have here?" Thorin asked.

"I'd say someone doing something illegal." Dwalin answered.

"Illegal?" The man asked stopping and looking at the two.

"That cigarette sure doesn't smell like tobacco." Dwalin said with a evil smirk.

"He would know, he could smoke a pack a day if he wanted to." Thorin said wrapping his arm around the man.

"Well damn. I can't do that!" The man said leaning into Thorin. "But come on pals. Why you gotta bust a guy? Tell ya what! I'll make you a deal!"

Thorin flinched, this guy was wasted. "What sorta deal?"

"I won't tell Nori he's fucking his boyfriend and you don't tell on me to the ole coppers. Deal? The names Ricky by the way." The man, Ricky, said stepping away from Thorin.

The two looked at each other and then at Ricky. What was he talking about?

"Ohhhh yes, I know who Bofur Broadbeam is. He's datin' Nori, how could I not? Never would've thought that guy would be dumb enough to cheat on Nori." Ricky said with a laugh.

"What makes you think he's cheatin' on Nori?" Dwalin asked, that wasn't the most important question he should of asked, but he cared about Bofur and wanted to know why his name was being slurred.

"I saw you two huggin' before you left. I'm not stupid, you two were too comfortable. Plus I've got inside sources tellin' me stuff." Ricky said with a grin. "Besides we have a deal right? You no tell on me, I no tell on you."

"Answer one more question." Thorin grunted.

"Sure. What?"

"How do you know Nori Ri?" Dwalin asked.

"Nori? How do I know Nori? Well let's see...because I'm friends with Viper! Because I've met the guy! Because I hit his boyfriends car-shit I mean-"

"You were the one that hit his car?" Thorin asked.

"No-um-listen I know people! You don't wanna mess with me!" Ricky said backing up. "I can have what happened to Bofur and Ori happen to you two!"

"Chum, listen, we're not gonna do anything!" Dwalin said with a smile.

"Really?" Ricky asked.

"Yes. Well other than arrest you." Thorin said pulling handcuffs out as Dwalin pulled his badge.

The man sighed and turned. Thorin told him his rights as he placed the cuffs on his wrists.

"Hey! Wait! You can't arrest me or use any of what I said! I didn't know you were cops!" Ricky said with a smile.

"You're being arrested for possession of illegal drugs and being drunk in public." Thorin said flatly.

"Oh, well, okay." Ricky said with a smile. "As long as it's legal."

"You go, I'll stay with this idiot." Dwalin said as he got off the phone with the office. "There's a car a few minutes from here. He's gonna pick him and and take him in and question him."

Thorin nodded and waved a goodbye to his friend. Dwalin nodded and Ricky tried to wave but remembered he was in handcuffs so instead he yelled 'waving bye'.

"Did you arrest that man?" Bilbo asked looking up at Thorin.

"Yes. He's really...stupid. Moron told us a lot. You may want to have a talk with Nori. Apparently people are spreading rumors that you and Dwalin are a thing." Thorin said looking at Bofur and noticing the annoyed look on his face.

"That's not really a conversation I want to have with Nori." Bofur sighed. "Who was he?"

"The guy that hit your car." Thorin said flatly. "I think there is a lot more to this than just that. He said he knows Nori and some guy named Viper-"

"What was his name?" Bofur asked suddenly.

"Vi-"

"No! His!" Bofur said pointing at the man Dwalin was shoving in the police car.

"Ricky. Didn't get a last name. Why?" Thorin asked raising an eyebrow.

Bofur shook his head said goodbye and ran off towards his apartment. Bilbo and Thorin exchanged worried looks.

"I'll call him later." Bilbo mumbled as he walked to their car.

Thorin nodded and got in.

Bofur was out of breath as he burst through the apartment door. He looked over at the counter and saw Nori putting his phone down and turning towards him. Bofur couldn't read his face but knew he was mad.

"Who was th-"

"So how long did you and Dwalin date? Or should I ask how long the two of you have been fucking around behind my back?" Nori asked coolly leaning back in the chair.

Bofur stared at him for a moment completely confused. "What?"

"Well?"

"Nori I'm not sleeping with Dwalin." Bofur said taking his coat off and walking towards the other man. "I'd never cheat on you. I love you."

"You're not denying the first part."

Bofur sighed. "Okay, yes, me an' Dwalin were sorta a thing. A long time ago."

"And you didn't think of telling me this why?" Nori asked.

"Because it didn't mean anything! It didn't even last long enough to be considered anything." Bofur said.

"I think fucking a guy counts as something you tell the person you're dating." Nori said standing and walking towards the couch.

"Why do you want me to fuck Dwalin?" Bofur yelled at Nori's back.

Nori stopped and turned to look at Bofur. "I don't want you to, I just would of liked to know you two were a thing at some point. Sorry."

"Nori no, I'm sorry. I should've told you, I should've told you a long time ago." Bofur said stepping towards him.

"What'd you do today?" Nori asked suddenly.

"Suit shopping with Bilbo, Thorin, and Dwalin. You knew that."

"I didn't know Dwalin and Thorin were there. Hm, must of just slipped your mind." Nori said walking into the kitchen.

"Bilbo was here this morning. You saw him, you talked to him. You really think-"

"I don't really know what to think right now Bofur."

Bofur stared at Nori as he pulled a beer from the fridge and open it. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He tried to calm himself.

"I. Wasn't. Fucking. Dwalin. I've. Never. Had. Sex. With. Him." Bofur said through clenched teeth.

"Okay. I believe you. You've never had sex with Dwalin."

"I'm not cheatin' on you Nori. Why would you think that?"

Nori took a drink of his beer and looked at Bofur for a minute. He turned and leaned against the counter before responding.

"Because I still can't believe an amazing guy like you would want to be with an idiot screw up like me." Nori said looking away from Bofur.

Bofur stared at him for a moment before moving and wrapping his arms around Nori. He kissed his chin and then neck. Nori hummed and wrapped his arms around Bofur tightly.

"The guy on the phone was Victor. Old friend of mine, he's a good guy. He knew me back when we all hung with Viper and well...yea. He was talking to Viper the other day and said he heard my new boyfriend was cheating on me with some bald headed guy with a name like falling."

Bofur chuckled. "I'd never cheat on you. I love you too much."

Nori smiled and kissed Bofur's cheek. "I'd never cheat on you either. But why would that become a thing suddenly?"

"I don't know. Dwalin gave me CPR after I'd been shot...oh my..."

"What?" Nori asked.

"The man that hit my car he knows Viper and you." Bofur said looking up at Nori.

"You know who hit your car? Who?" Nori asked shocked and a little pissed.

"His name was Ricky."

"Ricky? That idiot is still alive? I would of figured Joe would of killed him a long time ago." Nori said running a hand up Bofur's side. "Well he's dead now."

"Who's Joe?"

"Kinda like a gang leader but not...he's this guy I use to hang around a lot. He sells drugs, prostitutes, has idiots that carry out his 'orders'."

"Nori were you in a gang?" Bofur asked raising an eyebrow.

"No, I wasn't. I just hung with them. I never did anything they did. I told you I'm not that stupid- wait! Ricky hit your car and then someone saw Dwalin give you CPR and now it's going around you and him- oh fuck." Nori said backing up and putting his hands on his head. "Oh fuck!"

"What is it?" Bofur asked.

"Viper said if I was still in he'd tell me and if I wanna know who shot you I know where to go."

"Why would-"

Bofur was cut off from his question as Nori's phone started to ring. Nori walked over and looked at the phone, unknown number. He gulped and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Nori Ri?"

"Yes? Who is this?"

"I'd say old friend, but I'm not your friend."

"Who are you then?" Nori asked with a slight growl. He put the phone down and put it on speaker, Bofur walked over to listen.

"Let's just say old enemies. Listen I told you then and I'll tell you now. You're not getting away with this. I always have my revenge, and I always win."

With that the man hung up. Bofur scrunched his eyebrows together and looked at Nori. Nori gulped and paled.

"Nori?"

"Oh...my...Mahal." Nori whispered.

"Nori?"

Nori gulped and sat down. "I know who he is."

Bofur looked at him confused and raised an eyebrow. "How?"

"Because I've only ever been told that by one person."

"Who?!" Bofur asked.

Nori turned and looked at him with tears in his eyes. "The man that killed my parents."

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Laughs evilly.