Letters to Fanfiction: Doctor Who

by StardustedSong

A collection of letters from the cast of Doctor Who to Fanfiction . net, complaining about pairings, cliches, and fanfiction in general. Suggestions are very much loved.

10. Chapter 10

Dear Fanfiction,

If you could, I'd very much appreciate banning a certain female from this website; goes by the name of River Song; is a menace with the graphic images she keeps placing in my head when she makes me read these stories. She's getting entirely too many ideas from all of you extremely naughty young people, and I've not had a peaceful night in weeks. Thank you.

- The (Eleventh) Doctor

P.S. I've had to throw all the handcuffs and other items I've tracked down in the TARDIS that almost scare me now into a supernova thanks to you humans.

P.P.S. Where does she keep getting the handcuffs, anyway? She still won't tell me...