Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
"Well, Tonksie? What did you think of my friends?"
"First of all, don't call me Tonksie. It's Tonks. Second of all, I guess they're okay."
"Okay?"
"Well, I like Lily, and James is a little funny. Peter's so-so, and Remus is interesting."
"Everyone likes Lily, and James isn't funny at all. Your thoughts on Peter are on point, but Remus' surprises me a little. I wouldn't describe him as interesting."
"What would you describe him as?"
"Smart."
"Mm hm."
"What would you describe me as?"
"Why are you asking? I've only just met your friends, but I've known you for a long time."
"I'm curious. I can't be curious, Tonksie?"
"Not about things that are blatantly obvious, Siri."
"Don't call me Siri."
"Don't call me Tonksie."
"Touché."
"Thank you. Anyway, I guess you're cool..."
"Really?"
"I said I guess. I'm not positive."
"But you're not negative, either."
"True. Well, I also think you're nice. Sometimes. And you can be smart. Sometimes."
"Thank you!"
"Most of the time you're an idiot, though."
"...Hey!"
"You're welcome."
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