Chapter 10: Welcome to EGGMAN Land!
World: Mobius
During the night, after the villains had their meeting, Scouter #52, the next Death Mask Master named Pigder, and a small army of Death Masks transported to the new world to gain a head start from the heroes.
"O.K. Master Pigder," said #52. "Our mission is to find the Blue Cross-Over Crystal and to find a villain in this world that we can recruit for help in our master plan. So I suggest we split up into separate teams to search more ground." Pigder, who of course is off screen, gave a big snort in agreement with #52. So they took a small number of Death Masks and separated.
#52 and two different sized Hunters, who are portrayed as the typical tall and skinny henchmen and the short and fat henchmen duo, are traveling to a light source they found that is believe to be a city.
While they were traveling, the two Hunters began arguing to each other about something that will make anyone near them to begin beating the crap out of them. "I'm telling ya, Stick. Pokemon is better than Digimon!" said the short and fat Hunter; wait, the other Hunter's name is Stick?
"Oh please Rock, Pokemon is practically illegal dog fights. Digimon fight for a reason, to fight digital dictators! said Stick. Oh great, the other guy's named Rock. Stick and Rock, Stick and Rock, what the hell Godzilla2915….unless. So the narrator, um… that's me, went to check on something. Then I came back with a bag of sugar. If I have Godzilla2915's sugar, then he has my….. oh are you guys still reading this? Uh there names suck, back with the story. (How does he get those simple names Stick and Rock from that?)
#52 was getting so annoyed by the two's argument that he lost his temper and he yelled at the Hunters, "Would you two just shut up! Nobody cares about which one is better! Who the hell came up with your names, Stick and Rock! What's happening to the creativity in this world, huh, huh!" #52's mask began cracking on the top from his anger. The two Hunters panicked and they began trying to calm him down.
"Please calm down #52!" said Stick.
"Yes, please; if you show your angry side, our mission might get ruined!" said Rock.
#52 calm downed while the crack on his mask was healing. "Sorry about that," said #52. "My temper's going to be the death of me and anyone around if I….." #52 stopped talking and stared ahead. Stick and Rock turned around and saw that they were very close to the light source. What they thought was a city turned out to be an amusement park with a large sign at the entrance saying 'EGGMAN Land'. "Amazing." said #52. "This must be called an amusement park? I've heard about these. They contain nothing but fun and high prices." So the Death Masks walked right into the park and Stick and Rock became excited by all the rides.
"Oh boy, I'm going on the roller coaster first!" said Rock.
"And I'm going into the Shoot the Hedgehog water gun game!" yelled Stick.
Before the two Hunters can run off, #52 grabbed them and he reminded the two of their plans. "If Master Maskus catches us goofing off and not looking for the Cross-Over Crystal or a villain, he'll torture us by making us tell the people that the cast of Destination Truth are professional paranormal investigators. Just like he did with Fat Hunter #135.
(Cutaway Gag)
Fat Hunter #135, a fatter version of a Hunter with a shield covering its belly, is at a city standing on a crate giving a speech to a crowd of people. "And that is why filming home movies and running strait to a dinosaur are what makes the cast of Destination Truth professionals." Then the crowd started booing and throwing objects at the Fat Hunter.
(End Cutaway Gag)
"But maybe we can find a villain here." said Stick.
"And maybe a villain made this whole place to be his base." said Rock.
#52 tapped his mouth to think and gave a sarcastic answer. "Oh sure; because as we all know, only true villains build their bases as loud, flashy, fun lands!" The two Hunters didn't understood #52's sarcasm and they began stupidly chatting again.
"And that could be the villain's statue over there." Rock said as he points to something.
The three Death Masks walked over to a statue of a bald, fat, man wearing glasses and weird clothing, and the statue also have a large mustache. There was also a sign on the statue, so #52 began reading it. "Welcome to EGGMAN Land, built by your favorite villain with the I.Q. of 300, Dr. Ivo EGGMAN! Now please follow my evil bidding."
#52 was dumbfounded that Stick and Rock were right about a villain would build their base as an amusement park. He slowly turned to the Hunters who are now posing like geniuses. "O.K., you two are right about this place, but we need so see if this Egg guy will be good enough for that special job and the Great War."
They looked around and found a convenient boat ride called 'The Tunnel of Information on Eggman' so they got on the boat and their ride began. The ride had a multiple of small projections about Eggman as they floated by each one. "Hello, I am Dr. Eggman. I am the brilliant scientist that designs so many robots you see all around you." The projections showed some of the robots like lady bug robots called Moto Bugs and crab robots called Crabmeats. "Each robot has a small animal inside to power them up. A brilliant fuel source discovered by me."
"So he has animals running on wheels for power? That sounds evil!" Stick said to #52.
"And completely stupid." said #52 as he folds his arm.
They continued through the ride and saw a projection of someone that looks very familiar. "and this is Sonic the Hedgehog. He hates the kind of rule I have plan for all of you and he will stop at nothing to ruin your future lives. His ego will be the end of us all!"
Rock hopped up and down as he pulled on Stick's clothing. "Say, that guy looked just like the next hero that is described in the future story on the wall back home."
#52 got a good look at the image of Sonic. "Blue fur, spikes, red shoes, huge ego. That's Sonic alright." #52 smiled the best he could with his 'X' shaped mouth. "Stick and Rock, we have ourselves a villain for our army!"
When the ride ended, the Death Masks started their search for Dr. Eggman. Stick and Rock looked through haunted houses, halls of mirrors, and even egg sandwiches stand, but they couldn't find him. Then #52 dragged them to the center of the amusement park, a large building that looks like the doctor, so they can look were he will obviously be.
When they entered the building, they found something that was not what they were expecting. "Say, this place is all dusty!" said Rock.
"Something tells me that nobody been here for a while." said Stick.
"and something tells me Maskus will only assign you two for fighting only for now on!" said #52.
They traveled through the dark building looking for Dr. Eggman. They went through almost all the rooms and found only more dust and robot parts, when they walked into the last room, Rock and Stick collapsed from exhaustion. "We're tired #52, can we take a break?" the two Hunters both said.
"Would you two just stop it!" yelled #52. #52 leaned on a wall and thought to himself, "I really hope these two aren't involved in anything else."
But the typical event happened, #52 accidentally pushed a button that turned on the lights and the machinery that are in there. The room turned out to be a storage room for different kinds of robots. All the robots turned on and they began moving aimlessly like enemies in a plat-former video game... what, too obvious? The Death Masks saw some robots they have seen from the boat ride like Moto Bugs and Crabmeats, and some new ones like purple wasps called Buzz Bombers, caterpillars called Caterkillers, and red fish called Choppers.
#52 was looking around the room and he said to himself, "I have a bad feeling about this. It's best if we do not do anything else here."
Then he saw Stick and Rock are about to press a button in front of three large tubes that have warning signs saying 'Do not activate!'The two Hunters both said in horrible Dee Dee impressions, "Ohhhhhh, what does this button do?" #52 started running to stop the Hunters, but it was too late. They pressed the button and opened the three tubes.
When the tubes opened, smoke came out first, covering what was inside them. Then in the smoke, three pairs of red eyes began glowing, two of them looked like large eyes of an animal, while the other was small and seems like a small line. "Eggman, is that you?" one of them said to the Death Masks. The red eyed beings walked to the Death Masks, who are now shaking in fear, and they got a closer look at the Heartless knock-offs. "You're not Eggman!" one yelled. Three shadows are now covering the Death Masks.
"Are we going to die?" The two hunters asked. While #52 can only stared at what was activated.
End of Chapter
A/N: Don't worry, Sonic will appear in the next chapter….at the end.