A/N: Damn, son! I'm finally back, where did I go? Anyways I'm updating one my best stories…It won Emmy just the other day, and now I'm giving you the next chapter, Chapter 10 for…Peach's Café! The recap starts…NOW!
Recap: Last time on Peach's Café. Mario and the others were doing their duties to help Princess Peach get her restaurant back in order. Mario and Yoob had to go grocery shopping, they finally made it to the grocery store after hearing Yoob's favorites…Um…Rap song… Anyway, when they both exited the car Yoob noticed Petey Piranha eyeballing him (If he had eyeballs) Well anyways it looks like a fights gonna start. Can Mario stop the mayhem before it even gets started? Well just stay tune, which mean don't click off and read today's chapter. Finally…Chapter 10: The Death of A Piranha Plant.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything HAL Laboratory, Smash Bros. or anything else Nintendo related.
Chapter 10: The Death of a Piranha Plant
Mario sighed as he watched Yoob and Petey Piranha stared each other down. "C'mon on you two. Is this is all really necessary? We're all civilize peoples. Right, Petey?" Petey Piranha opened his huge mouth and let out a huge cry, it seemed like he was agreeing with Mario.
Yoob looked at Mario, then at Petey Piranha, and once more at Mario. "Hurm…Yoshi?!" Yoob said pointing at Petey while looking at Mario. (Damn, Mario! What have you been smoking on? You're telling me that you'll let something that so ugly, so repulsive, so hideous, in your home) he then smirked as he shook his head. "Wooo…" (Man. You've got to stop sniffing pasta, it's making you lose your mind)
Petey growled as he started to approach Yoob, but Mario stepped in front of him, sighing as he held his forehead. "Uhhhh…Mama-Mia. Listen, Yoob. You need to stop with all the insults, ok? You're hurting Petey's feelings."
Yoob crossed his arms and huffed. "Yoshi, Yoshi…Whoa?!?" (Please. Do you honesty think I give a damn about that ugly ass tulip's feelings) Petey Piranha stood there with his mouth wide open as he turned toward Yoob. "Hummmmm!!!!!" (What, bitch? Are you deaf or something? Maybe you should plants some seeds on that watermelon size head of yours and grow some ear)
Petey Piranha was outraged as he pounded the ground with his huge body, he then stepped in front of Mario and Yoob and let out a huge roar. "Airogrop, Woo, Wo!!!" (That got damn Yoshi! You've better shut his mouth, before I'll crush the both of you)
Mario then said as he flailed around. "Mama-Mia! Listen, Petey. Don't do anything you'll regret later." But Petey didn't listen, he just kept walking toward them. "Wahhhhh!!!!" Mario then turned toward Yoob. "Yoob! Stop! Please! Don't you see that you're upsetting Petey?! Why don't you stop messing with him."
Yoob just stood there staring annoyingly at Mario, he then said as he turned his head from both Petey and Mario. "Wahoo, Bran…Yoshi…" (Dammit, Mario! You're such a little bitch. You're acting like your scared of that bighead ass Venus' Flytrap)
Mario just sighed. "No, it's not that, Yoob." he said sarcastically. "We don't have time to be starting fights." he then turned toward Petey, who had his head turned toward Mario. "You see, Petey. We're not trying to start any trouble, ok?" Petey just nodded as he started to slowly walked toward a store in the distance.
Petey was also at the store he want to go to, but suddenly out of nowhere an egg came from behind and collided with Petey's huge head. "WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" cried the mutated Piranha Plant as he fell headfirst into the ground.
Mario stood there with his mouth wide open as he stared at Petey's lifeless body. "Mama-Mia!!!!" he then turned toward Yoob. "Yoob! That was totally uncalled for!!!!"
Yoob didn't listen to what Mario just said, instead he just grabbed Mario's arm and ran toward the grocery store. "WHOA!!!!!!!" (Shut the hell up, and run, you fat bastard)
Petey Piranha slowly got up off the ground. "Wooo…Rargrop?" he muttered as he rubbed his head. (M-My freaking head. What happen) he then noticed the dark blue egg on the ground. "Wooo?" he said as he picked up the shell. (An Egg) Petey then angrily squeezed and shattered the remaining of the shell as he howled out. "RARGROPPPP!!!!!" (THAT DAMN, YOSHI)
Meanwhile Bowser and his son, Bowser Jr. were inside Bowser's huge tractor-trailer heading to Princess Peach's Café. "Grahahaha! Grahahaha! GRAHAHAHAHAHA." Bowser chortled uncontrollable, big thick veils were beginning to pop all over his forehead again.
Bowser Jr. was sitting in the passenger seat next to Bowser. "Uh…Papa. Um…Are you ok? Your veils are doing that weird thing with your head again…" Bowser Jr. muttered as he raised his eyebrow.
Bowser was laughing so hard that tears were beginning to fall down his cheeks. "Grahahaha! Grahahaha!" he then turned toward Bowser Jr. "Sorry, Junior! I'm just a little excited, I finally get to have my precious Peach, and this time Mario won't be there to stop me!" he then started back laughing. Bowser then took his hands off the steering wheel, raising them up in the air, he then stood up in his seat and started laughing all tyrannically. "GRAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm damn EVIL!!!!!"
Bowser Jr. was looking out the window not noticing his dad's idiotic actions. "…I still don't understand why your getting all hype up about this." Bowser Jr. then turned toward Bowser and noticed that he wasn't holding the steering wheel anymore. "PAPA?! What in the heck are you doing?!" he hollered as he frantically tapped Bowser on his shell.
Bowser turned to Bowser Jr., he then looked down and saw that he wasn't holding the steering wheel anymore. "Grahuh?" the truck ran over a bump in the ground, making Bowser slip out of his seat. "Aaaaaah!!!!!" Bowser grunted as he head hit his head on the window.
Bowser Jr. was able to grab hold of the wheel, but he was too short to put his feet on the breaks. "Ahhhhhhh!!!!!" both Bowser and Bowser Jr. screamed unison as the truck spun off the road.
The truck went airborne flipping in midair and then it crashed into ground. "Uhh…" moaned a groggy Bowser as he slowly lifted his head. "Wh-What happened? Uh…My head…" Bowser was holding his head as he looked around.
"You what happened, PAPA! You were in one of your crazy modes again, and spun us off the road…AGAIN." Bowser Jr. sighed as he lifted himself off the ground.
Bowser just chuckled as he crossed his arms. "Grahahaha…Sorry, Junior. You know who I get when I'm about to kidnap Peach. It makes me feel so…"
Bowser Jr. was staring annoyingly at Bowser as he interrupted him. "Yeah, yeah, so evil…" he then turned his head while muttering. "I beginning to think kidnapping Peach is just a waste of time. I mean C'mon we're reptiles, she's a mammal. It's never gonna work out between you two."
Bowser snarled as him and Junior went outside of the truck. "I'm gonna stop you right there, Junior. First of all I don't a mammal, I want Peach."
Bowser Jr. then sighed as he watched Bowser walk around the truck checking for dents and stuff. "Umm…You do realize that Peach's a mammal, right?"
Bowser then shouted at the top of his lungs. "NONSENSE!!!!!" he then grabbed Bowser Jr. and placed him in the passenger seat. "Peach isn't a mammal! Peach is...Peach." Bowser then chortled as he jumped in the driver seat. "Grahahaha!!!! Enough talking, Junior. It's time for us to get a Peach. If you know what I mean. Grahahaha!!!!"
Bowser Jr. sighed as he watched his dad pressed on the gas. "Uhhhhh...Idiot…" he muttered as slouched down in his seat.
Bowser and Bowser Jr.'s tractor-trailer drove passed a grocery store named, Toadcery's (Yet another pun using Toad's name, combining the word Toad and grocery) Food 'n' Fast Grocery Store.
Mario and Yoob came walking out of the grocery store holding a bunch of grocery bags. They were heading to their car. "Hmm…" muttered Mario as he stared at Peach's shopping list. "I think we got everything on Peach's list, Yoob." he smiled as he popped open the trunk. "Let'sa get outta here."
Yoob rolled his eyes as he put some of the groceries in the trunk. "Yoshi…" (Like I really give a damn)
Mario just chuckled as he placed the some of the groceries inside of the trunk. "Who, Who, Who, Ha, Ha, Ha. What's wrong with you, Yoob? I thought you would be happy that we're finally finish grocery shopping."
Yoob closed his eyes sighing as he leaned up to the pink Mercedes, folding his arms. "Wooo…Yoshi…!!!!" (You would think that, but I'm still pissed off) he then opened his eyes and turned to Mario. "BRAN! Yoshi! Wahoo?!" (Dammit, Mario! Why did you have to be a little bitch and stop me from beating the shit out of that bigheaded ass plant)
Mario just chuckled as he turned from Yoob. "Yoob? You're impossible, aren't-cha? I see why you're on parole now, you're always trying to get or start fights."
Yoob just huffed as he looked toward a Footlocker store in the background. "Hum, Hurm." (Humph. Whatever)
"You're never change with that kinda attitude, Yoob." Mario then placed his hand out in the open and said. "Um…Yoob, could you hand me the eggs, please?" Yoob then gave Mario five. "Hm?" muttered Mario as he turned around. "I didn't say five. I said eggs. Where's the eggs, Yoob?"
Yoob shrugged as he looked up in the air. "Yoshi, Yoshi, Wooo." (I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but there's no eggs in these bags, fatass)
"Huh? A-Are you serious?!?!" said Mario, his eyes were all buck as he looked at Yoob. "You must be mistaken, there got to be eggs in those bags."
Yoob sneered as he looked at Mario. "BRANNN?!?! Yoshi." (Why the hell would lie about something stupid like that? If you don't believe me, feel free to look for yourself)
Mario just ignored Yoob as he started searching frantically inside the bags. "Eggs, eggs, eggs, I got to find them EGGS!!!!!!" Mario muttered nervously to himself as he continued to look inside the bags. "I-I don't see any e-e-eggs…" Mario then dropped down to his knees and shouted out to the sky. "Mama-Mia! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Yoob just stood staring annoyingly at Mario as he continued to shout out to the sky. "Yoshi…" (Pathetic, truly pathetic) Mario then slowly turned toward Yoob with tears coming down his cheeks. "Bran! Bran! Yoshi!!!!" (Why are you acting so bitchy about this? There only eggs, you asshole)
"Ermmmm!!!!!" Mario grunted angrily as he wiped a tear off his cheek. "You don't understand, Yoob. If we don't go back and those eggs we're gonna be deep trouble."
Yoob just folded his arms as he muttered. "Um..." (I ain't scared of Peach)
Mario pulled out the wallet full of money Peach gave him. "Hmm…Let's see do we have some change left to get those eggs." Mario then pulled out a huge wad of money. "Uh, Mama-Mia! I didn't know Peach gave me so much money. We'll definitely have enough for those eggs now." Mario said cheerfully as waived the money at Yoob.
Yoob was staring at the Footlocker store that was across the street. "Woooo…" (Damn. Only if I had some extra cash on me, I could buy those brand new Puma I've been wanting) Yoob then turned toward Mario and noticed him holding the wad of money. "WHOOOOOA!!!!!" (DAAAMMMNNNN! That fat bastard been holding out on me)
Mario then said. "C'mon, Yoob. Let's go back and get them eggs." Mario was just about to walk off, but then out of nowhere Yoob gulp then wad of money Mario was holding. "Mama-Mia! The money?!" Mario fretfully said, staring at his empty hand.
When Mario turned around he noticed Yoob holding the money and that he was walking toward the Footlocker store. "Yoob?!" shouted a staggered Mario as he ran toward Yoob.
Yoob was holding the money in hands counting it. "Umm, Yoshi, Pueblo!!!" (Hell yeah! I can already smell that fresh scent from the new shoes) Yoob was at the entrance of the store and was just about to go inside, well that's until Mario stepped in front of him. "Hurm? Wahoo." (W-What do you want? You're in the way)
Mario had a stern look on his face as he blocked Yoob's way. "No, Yoob. Give back the money you took, we need it to buy eggs for Peach." he then placed his fist on his chest. "I've got a duty to fulfill for Peach, and I don't want to let her down."
Yoob then said as he tapped his feet. "Bran!!!!" (Man, forget, Peach! I think you're forgetting something) Mario stared at Yoob with a vacant looked on his face. "Pueblo…Yoshi." Yoob said pointing at himself. (I'm a Yoshi, remember? I can make eggs)
"MAMA-MIA!!!!!!" shouted Mario. "How could I forget? But I still don't think you should be spending her money on yourself." Yoob just ignored Mario and walked inside the store. "Yoob! You come back here!" Mario said as he rushed inside the store.
When Mario entered the store he didn't see any sign of Yoob. "Yoob?! Yoob?! Where are you?" Mario shouted as he walked around the shoe store. Suddenly Mario found himself wrapped around a tongue. "Ewww! Mama-Mia!!!!" Mario shrieked as he got pulled backward.
When Mario lifted his head he saw that he was sitting on the ground next to Yoob. "Uh…Yoob?" Mario then noticed Yoob looking around frantically for something. "Yoob, what are you doing?" Mario said looking over Yoob's shoulder.
"Bran!!!! Bran!!! BRANN!!!!!" (Ahhh! Where are they?! Where are they?!?! AHHHHHH) Yoob snarled angrily as he knocked many shoes of the shelves.
Mario raised his eyebrow as he watched Yoob looked frantically for something. "What're you looking for, Yoob?"
Yoob looked at Mario sneering. "Bran!!! Hurmmm!!!!" (If you're not gonna help me, shut the fuck up talking me)
"Mama-Mia!!!!!" shrieked Mario as he covered his mouth.
Yoob was still looking around for the Pumas, until he saw something that also made his eyes pop out of his eyes. "Whoa!!!!" (Y-You…)
Petey Piranha was standing in front of both Mario and Yoob holding the pair of Pumas, he was smirking as he looked down at them. "Rarrrrgroppp!!!!" (What's the matter, Yoshi? Did you wanted these) Petey Piranha was bouncing the shoes of his leafhand as he cracked a creepy grin at Yoob. "Wooo, Wooo." (You do realize that these are the last pair here)
Yoob glared angrily at Petey as he said. "Bran!!! Yoshi! Yooshii!!!!" (You bigheaded ass, son of a bitch! Give me those damn shoes! What're you going to do with'em? Your tiny feet won't be able to fit in 'em)
Petey Piranha just smirked. "Rargroppp! Rargropppp!" (Don't you see, Yoshi. I wasn't planning on keeping them. I'm only buying them because I don't want to see you with them) he then bend down and started cackling in Yoob's face
Yoob then snarled. "…Yoshi." (…You bastard) Petey just continued to laugh. "Bran!" (I'll make you pay for messing with me) Yoob's head was beginning to grow, he then swung it as he tried to deliver a bone shattering headbutt on Petey's gut.
Petey was still cackling as he jumped backward dodging Yoob's attack. "Woo…" (See-ya at the cash register, Yoshi) Petey then started rushing toward the cash register.
"Whoa!!!!" (That bigheaded ass Piranha Plant) Yoob yelled as he watched Petey sprint toward the register. "Yoshi." (C'mon, Mario. Help me catch that bastard)
"…I-I don't know, Yoob…It's not like I really wanted those shoes." Yoob just ignored Mario as he grabbed him and placed him on his back. "Hey?! What the?!" said a staggered Mario. Yoob then took off like a rocket.
Yoob snarled, he could see the Toadette standing at the cash register and he could also see Petey, who was halfway there. "Bran!!!" (Damn. For a bigheaded plant, that bastard sure can tear it down) Yoob then turned toward Mario. "Wahoo!!!" (Hold on, Fatass) Yoob then jumped in the air and started Flutterkicking toward an expected Petey Piranha.
Petey Piranha had finally made it to the cash register. "Wooo, Rargroppp…" (U-Uh…I-I finally made it here) Petey chuckled as he tried to catch his breath. "Wooo…" (And there's no sign of that punk ass Yoshi)
The Toadette smiled at Petey as she said. "Hello, and welcome to Footlocker. Are you ready to purchase those shoes?" Petey smirked as he pulled the shoes out of his mouth. "…Ew…" the female Toad muttered to herself as stared at the sludge covered shoes.
Petey cleaned the goop off the shoes and was just about to placed them on the counter, but then out of nowhere Yoob came from above him and started stomping his huge head in with a powerful Flutterkick attack. Petey then fell on the ground, but that still didn't stop Yoob, he continued with the onslaught of Flutterkicks on Petey's head.
"Eeek…O-Oh my goodness…" shrieked the Toadette as she covered her mouth.
Yoob was breathing heavily as he stared at Petey. "Y-Y-Y-Yoshi…" (Y-You see. That's what you get for trying to try me up, like some scrub) Yoob then gulp Petey in his mouth and then spitted him out toward a window.
"Yoob?! NOOO!!!!!" Mario shrieked as he watched Petey go crashing through the window. "Mama-Mia…Yoob, look what you've done. And for what? SHOES?!" Mario shouted angrily as he stared at Yoob.
Yoob slowly walked up to the counter and placed the wad of cash on the counter. "Yoshi…" (Yo, Toadgirl. I'll be buying these shoes now. Ring'em up for me)
The Toadette just stared at Yoob. "Uh…He said he'll be buying the shoes." Mario sighed as he looked at Yoob.
Chapter's 10 finally over. Yoob have finally killed Petey after two tries…or so it seems. And what about Bowser's plan to kidnap Peach while everybody running their errands for her. How come Black and King Dedede haven't been any chapters lately? Just stay tune for Chapter 11: Going Nuts over Pastry