Gibbs/Ziva fic:

Romance/Humour

T Rating

A tad...ok, very OOC, but hey, this is what happens when you have consumed a large amount of sugar and caffiene in a short amount of time and your inspiration is a sexy assassin and an even sexier marine and a freaking furby!

*cue hyperventilation*

Also I think I have based this on what happens if Gibbs' caffeine addiction gets too much.

This is pretty stupid lol :)

Another to add to the Furby collection... Enjoy :)

'' No.''

'' Yes.''

'' No.''

'' Yes.''

'' No!''

'' Yes!''

'' NO!''

'' YES!''

'' Damn it Jethro, I said no!''

'' Well, I said yes!''

'' When you're Director, then yes.''

'' But I'm not Director.''

'' Then no!'' Gibbs slammed his fist on the table and stormed out of the office and thumped his way down the stairs and threw himself into his chair. Ziva looked up.

'' What's wrong Gibbs?'' At this Tony and McGee looked up. Gibbs frowned.

'' She's not putting a coffee machine on the freaking budget!'' Ziva got out of her chair and stood in front of him.

'' You had a cup of coffee not five minutes ago Gibbs.'' Gibbs looked at Ziva. Jenny stood at her banister observing.

'' You don't get it do you? I need that freaking coffee machine!'' growled Gibbs. Tony gave McGee a pointed look and McGee texted Abby. Abby appeared shortly after and crouched next to McGee.

'' What's going on.''

'' Boss has officially lost it.'' said Tony, wheeling himself over on his chair. Abby grinned.

'' Why?''

'' Just watch.''

Gibbs had got out of his chair and had begun to advance on Ziva.

'' You need a new drug Gibbs.'' said Ziva, taking a step back. Gibbs looked at her, a dangerous glint in his eye.

'' Really?''

'' Yes, you could... hit Tony.''

'' Hey!''

'' I do that anyway.'' growled Gibbs. Ziva took another step back.

'' You could join a gym and beat the crap out of a punchbag?''

'' No. I got the suspects... and DiNozzo for that.''

'' Hey!''

'' Well, you could-''

'' Do you know what Dah-veed?'' Ziva's back hit a wall. The team's breath caught in the back off their throats. Gibbs stood a foot away from her, that mad glint still sparkling in his eye. Mossad Officer Ziva David, was actually scared for her life at that moment.

'' What?'' she whispered. Gibbs grabbed her shoulders and held her.

'' I have decided something.'' he said, shaking her as he said it.

'' That's good.'' said Ziva softly. He looked her square in the eye and kissed her, demanding responces. The people watching gasped as he deepened the kiss and backed her into the wall.

'' Kah dah boh-bay!'' said McGee under his breath. Abby and Tony looked at him.

'' What was that McNerd?'' asked Tony. Abby patted McGee's shoulder.

'' I agree.''

Ok, so it didn't have a furby but it had furby speak so... i'm off the hook!

Told you it was stupid!

Kah dah boh-bay- I am scared