Aaww yeeeeaaaahhh new chapter!
I was really behind schedule with this one, it took me a week longer than I expected. At least I finished it!
Disclaimer: Ehehehehehehehe no.
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"Whaddaya mean that you're still living with your parents? You're 20 for fucks sake." Kiba narrowed his eyes at Naruto.
"Living with my parents is nice! I got the whole top floor." Naruto defended himself.
The brunet snorted. "It could be nice only if you owned a mansion. Do you own a mansion? I doubt it."
"Actually, I do."
"What?" Kiba stopped dead in his tracks, causing the person behind to collide into him. Muttering an apology, he jogged over to Naruto's side, since the blond hadn't slowed down.
"When the fuck did you get a mansion?" he hissed to the blond.
"About three years ago."
"What the fuck. I knew that you traveled a lot after winning the lottery, but mansion. Holy. Shit." Kiba shook his head disbelievingly.
"Yeah, we bought it after dad's skiing accident." Naruto stated simply.
"You mean the one where he dislocated his neck?"
"And got attacked by a bear."
Kiba stared at him. "...He got attacked by a bear? Why the fuck does something always attack either you or your old man every time you somewhere?"
"Because my mom is too scary."
"...Right."
The two of them continued their walk in silence, weaving their way through the jam-packed hallway.
"Where the fuck is our lecture hall anyway?" Kiba asked after a few minutes. He and Naruto had compared their timetables earlier and discovered that they shared most of their lectures. The blond held up a finger and started rummaging in his pockets, finally pulling out a ragged piece of paper. Squinting, he studied the small print.
"Classroom 25c. First period 's math. Starts in 15 minutes." Naruto read, stuffing the frayed paper back into his brunet groaned loudly.
"Man, fuck math."
"Yep."
"You think I could skip?"
"Don't you fucking dare leave me there alone." Naruto snarled at him.
"Separation issues much?" Kiba smirked at the blond's pissed off expression, dodging the fist that came towards his face.
"If you were as short as your temper, I'd step on you by accident." the brunet teased him. Naruto glared daggers at Kiba.
"So you don't like being called short?" a voice asked from behind him.
"Or cute." the blond pressed through clenched teeth. Before realizing what he had just said. Whirling around, he came face-to-face with Sasuke.
But not exactly. The boy had pale skin, dark hair and black eyes, but he lacked a certain something that Naruto couldn't quite place. The smile that the boy wore seemed oddly fake and strained.
Uchiha-ness. That's what he's missing, slipped through Naruto's mind. Wait. What the hell is Uchiha-ness?
"Who the hell are you?" Kiba asked rudely.
"I'm Sai."
"I'm Naruto and this is Kiba." the blond waved a hand towards himself and the tattooed boy. Sai's fake smile widened a bit.
"So you don't like being called cute? Why not?" the raven asked.
"Do I look like cute? No. I'm a lot of things, but definitely not cute." Naruto pouted.
Sai took a few steps towards the blond, only inches away from the smaller man.
"Why don't you like being called cute? If you were mine, I'd call you cute everyday." he said silkily. Bringing a hand up to cup the tan cheek, Sai ran his thumb over the whisker-like scars.
It took a moment for Naruto to realize what was going on. He stumbled backwards with a loud yelp.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!" Naruto shrieked, clearly terrified. The raven tilted his head.
"I'm just complimenting you." Sai's smile even widened.
"I'm straight!" the Uzumaki hollered angrily.
"You're cute enough to be a girl. Are you a girl?"
"WHAT THE HELL? I'M DEFINITELY A GUY!" Naruto yelled at the raven.
"Then you presumably have a penis."
"YES I DO HAVE A PENIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
"Then I'm not interested in you." Sai said unexpectedly. The blond blinked twice in surprise.
"Huh?"
"I said that I'm not interested in you. If you were a girl, I would be." the raven commented, the fake smile slowly disappearing.
"Actually, no. I still wouldn't be, even if you were a girl."
"Then why the fuck did you just do that?" Naruto asked, scratching his head is confusion.
"I was dared to." Sai stated plainly.
"Wha-?" Naruto and Kiba gaped in confusion.
"GODDAMMIT SAI! I JUST LOST 20 BUCKS BECAUSE OF YOU!"
A loud yell sounded from along the hallway. Everyone whipped their heads to see the source of the noise. A furious-looking girl with pink hair stomped towards them, followed by a blond who was wearing a very smug grin. Reaching the three boys, the first thing the pinkette did was flip off Sai.
"Sakura, calm down. You suggested this bet after all." the blond girl sighed, moving straight to Sai's side. The raven put an arm around the girl's shoulder, pulling her against him.
"Shut up Ino-pig! I didn't think he would actually do it!" the girl called Sakura snapped.
"Well he did, so I win the money fair and square." Ino giggled slightly.
"Excuse me, but what the fuck is going on?" Naruto asked suddenly.
The three newcomers turned towards Kiba and Naruto. The blond girl smiled sheepishly.
"Yeah, I guess I should explain. Sakura here," she waved a hand at the pinkette, "bet 20 bucks that my boyfriend Sai wouldn't go up to a random boy and try to hit on him. Well, Sai did it, so we got 20 bucks."
Sai scratched his head in an awkward matter. "I'm sorry Ino, I tried to pick the boy who looked the most like you...this was as close as I got."
"You're such a charmer." his girlfriend grinned, though she was visibly pleased.
"Ugh, if you two lovebirds are done, we need to get to our class." Sakura rolled her eyes at the couple.
"You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a boyfriend. Maybe because of your hair."
"What's wrong with my hair?" the pinkette asked, narrowing her eyes.
"Nothing. It just doesn't cover up your giant forehead." Ino smirked.
"Just because your forehead is covered up under your bangs, doesn't mean that the rest of your fat body is." Sakura snapped.
"You little bitch!" the blond girl shrieked, struggling in Sai's grasp. The raven was doing the best he could to keep his girlfriend from attacking the pinkette.
"Babe, we should get to class." Sai mumbled. Ino calmed down a bit.
"Yeah, I guess. Chemistry starts in ten." she muttered, brushing her bangs out of her eyes.
"Come on you retarded fatso!" Sakura called, already running down the hallway. Ino wriggled free of her boyfriend's grip and sprinted after the pinkette.
"You're dead meat, forehead!"
Left behind, Sai sighed loudly. "...I should go. They'll rip each other to pieces. Or the rest of the class..."
Waving, he started running after his girlfriend and the pinkette. "I'll you see you later, short cutie!" Sai winked at Naruto before disappearing into the crowd.
"What the fuck just happened?" Kiba asked, turning towards Naruto.
"...Did he just call me a short cutie?"
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"I still can't believe that you got hit on by a guy! Man, that was fucking hilarious!" Kiba chuckled, opening the classroom door. Naruto glared at him.
"I'm still very damn straight." he growled angrily, looking around the classroom for avalible seats.
" 'Still very damn straight'? What do you mean 'still'?" the brunet snorted.
The Uzumaki blinked in surprise. "I'm completely straight. And I intend to stay that way."
"Oh really? What if there was a boy you would turn gay for?"
"That would have to be one special guy." Naruto smirked, spotting two empty seats at the back of the lecture hall. He headed towards them, Kiba trailing behind.
"Holy fuck, the lecture hall is almost full." the brunette noticed, stepping over someone's bag.
Reaching their seats, they sat down next to a spiky-haired man who was asleep with his face in his arms. Kiba studied the back of the man's head for a bit, before tapping him on the shoulder. The man jerked awake, lifting his head and blinking sleepily.
"Shikamaru you little fuck! You didn't tell me you started college!" Kiba yelped happily, pulling the spiky-haired man into a bear-hug.
"Nice to see you too, Kiba." the man called Shikamaru grunted. Kiba let go of the man, instead turning towards Naruto.
"Naruto, this Shikamaru Nara. Shikamaru, this Naruto Uzumaki." he introduced them to each other.
"Nice to meet you."
"Same. If there's nothing else, I'll go back to sleep now." Shikamaru yawned. Kiba frowned at that.
"The fuck you will. We've got lots to talk about." he whined, pulling on the man's sleeve.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru sighed, laying his head back on the desk.
"Stay awake, you lazyass. You can sleep in class."
''I was going to do that as well.'' the brunette closed his eyes.
''STAY THE FUCK AWAKE! I WANNA TALK!'' Kiba shouted, whacking him over the head. Shikamaru grunted and opened his eyes.
''Tch...You really are troublesome.''
Kiba sat down on his desk. "Sorry to hear about Temari."
Shikamaru sighed and shrugged lightly. "Long-distance is possible too."
"Yeah but...it still sucks."
Naruto, who had been listening, nudged Kiba. "Who's Temari?"
"She is...was...is Shikamaru's girlfriend. Her family moved out of town, 'cause her brother didn't approve of Shikamaru." the tattooed man explained, glancing at their companion.
"Her brother? Isn't it usually the dad who's a bit possessive?"
"Yeah, but Temari's parents are dead, so she lives with her two brothers." Turning his head towards Shikamaru, Kiba continued.
"Man, I still can't believe that Kankuro would do such a thing."
The spiky-haired man smirked a bit. "It was Gaara, not Kankurou."
"GAARA? HE'S BACK FROM JUVIE?" Kiba shrieked, nearly toppling off of his desk. Shikamaru frowned slightly at the loud noise, still obviously tired.
"Yeah, he's back and finishing highschool. You explain to Naruto.'' he mumbled, before laying his head back onto his arms.
''Gaara Sabaku is one fucking creepy dude. Never, EVER mess with him.'' the brunet shuddered slightly.
''He was in Juvie? What for?''
''He killed his dad.''
''HE KILLED HIS DAD?'' Naruto yelped, causing several people to turn towards them. Kiba shoved a hand roughly over the blond's mouth.
''Not so loud!'' he hissed, removing his hand.
''Sorry...He killed his dad? Why?''
The brunet scratched his nose thoughtfully. ''Well, Gaara is Temari and Kankuro's little brother. Apparently, when their mother died, their dad was devastated. He started drinking, and sometimes he became got violent. I heard that the Temari and Kankuro tried to protect Gaara, even though they got hurt much worse because of that. Anyway, when Gaara turned 13, his dad came home really fucking drunk again one night. Kankuro and Temari locked Gaara in the bedroom, their dad beat them up and broke down the door.''
Kiba shuddered and continued. "I'm not really sure what happened, just that Gaara saw the others and snapped. All I'm sure of is that when Gaara finished with his dad, the bastards head was beaten to a pulp. They had to ID him by his fingerprints."
"...He beat his dad to death?" Naruto looked horrified.
"Yup. With a small statue."
"That's messed up."
"Scary as fuck. Anyway, the judge counted it as self-defense and he got three years in Juvie." the brunet finished.
"Three? Isn't that a bit...short for murder?"
"First offense, self defense, and the police found evidence that his dad had abused them for years. They couldn't clear him of all charges, obviously, but he was given as little time as possible."
"...And Shikamaru's dating his sister." the blond shook his head disbelievingly.
"Brave fucker."
Naruto snorted, realizing the hidden joke.
"How much does Gaara like you?" Kiba turned to Shikamaru.
"Enough to not attack me." the brunette answered without opening his eyes.
"Good enough. I've lost in touch with way too many friends, no way in hell am I gonna lose you two." Kiba grinned at Naruto and Shikamaru.
"So you're not going to count in Choji?" the spiky-haired man smirked slightly.
"Choji 's here?" the tattooed man's face lit up. "Where?"
"Probably in physics."
"Since when does he take physics?"
"Since today."
"...Fucking smartass." Kiba huffed.
"True. I'm going back to sleep." Shikamaru yawned, closing his eyes.
"I'll wake you up if you have to answer a question."
"Troublesome..." the brunette mumbled before his breathing evened out.
"Just leave him, he does that all the time." Kiba said to Naruto.
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"That was hell. I never want to see another math problem again." Kiba whined.
"...We only had to introduce ourselves." Naruto stated blankly.
The brunet glared him. "Don't fucking ruin my mood."
"What mood?"
"My 'math-is-finally-over' mood."
"You mean the one where you look like you swallowed a fishbone?" Naruto snorted.
"Wha- I do NOT look like I swallowed a fishbone!" Kiba hollered.
"Sure you do. You do this weird thing with your mouth."
"It's called smiling, asshole."
"It looks like you're choking."
"Oh fuck you."
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Hope you liked it!
If you didn't know, Juvie is basically a prison for underage people. IDK why, I just felt that Gaara fit well with a criminal background. Sorry...
Now, I got a question about Sakura. Do you want any Sakura bashing or not? Answer in reviews.
Anyway. I found out that brunette and brunet mean different things, but since my autocorrect counted them both as correct, I didn't know at first. But they are really similar, so I'm not going to bother rewriting the previous chapter. 'Brunet' is a word for any kind of person with dark hair. 'Brunette' is usually a male with dark hair and darker skin. Not always, but still.
Ok, I'm done. Until next time my dear readers!