Hey guy next chapter up! WifeSwap Vampire Editon has ended :(

Disclamer: I don't own Twilight, Edward or any other characters. Ok Ima run now Jacob's back and doesn't look happy! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JacobPOV
"Ebmry lemme in! Or atleast look out the window! I know you're in there I've seen your curtain's twitching!" I whispered it's like 6am people are gonna be out here soon, and all I've got is this stupid hat.
"Jacob it's 6am Lisa's sleeping. So am I." I could hear him whisper. I was stood on his porch roof.
"Emb." I looked around "I'm naked out here all I have is Nessie's hat to cover my er little wolf." I heard him snickering. Ah great there gonna take the mick now!
"Little? I didn't think you of all people would admit that." When I get my hands on him.
"Stop making jokes Emb and open the window!" I heard him get up and groan "Fine hold on a mi-" He stopped like I when I heard the car slow down. I looked over my shoulder and there sat in the car with a flash light was two cops.
"Er hi officer. I-" One got out the car, taking his glasses off; it was Charlie.
"Jacob is that you?" Charlie asked shocked. I turned round slowly holding the hat in place. He snickered, thats her dad AND her grandad now thats seen me in the nude greattt.
"Heyyy Charlie." I saluted but dropped the hat! As I went to pick it up I FELL off the roof into a bush! Embry was in fits of laughter i could see him through the curtains, Charlie noticed to and shone the light in.
"Is Jacob with you sir?" Embry poked his head out the window looked down at me then to Charlie and looked confused.
"Why no officer never met this man in my life"
Charlie came over to me picked me up "I'm sorry to have to do this Jake I really am." He HANDCUFFED me! And helped me into the car!
Embry was in the window trying not to laugh and waved as the the car started to go. Phone in his other hand "Stop filming me Embry! I'll get you for this!"

RenesmeePOV
"Oh. Well Nessie he did save the family's life you know." Dad said. Pfft like I don't know.
"I know that Dad but he's convinced that we're ment for each other." I showed him the memory of the last time he was here.

Flashback
Me and him on my bed chatting I looked about 14.
So Nahuel any girlfriends lately?
No not any girls I like except you.
Nahuelll Just 'cause I'm the only female half-breed that isn't realated to you doesn't we hav to go out!
Renesmee we belong together! We're both half-breeds we're perfect.
I don't care
He grabbed me and kissed me. I try to puch him off. Mom walks in sees it, grabs him and throws him threw the open window.

Downstairs Creekk Um... I...you..Nahuel did you just FALL from the sky? Rosalie asked
No Bella threw me out of Nessie's window Nahuel said camly
Oh..ok No Emmett its not raining half breeds! (Haha see what I did there XD) Rosalie called
End Of Flash Back

Dad sighed "Well Nessie I don't agree with forcefull kissing." Then he muttered "And at least you didn't punch a werewolf in the face for it like your mother."
"What?" The hell is he on about
"Nothing Nessie anyway I agree with Nahuel you two are the same"
"DAD I AM MARRYING JACOB WEATH-" My cell started to ring in my pocket 'Caller ID Grampa C' I looked at the time 6:20 am "Hold on Dad grampa's ringing me"
"Hello Grampa"
"Hey Renesmee you weren't asleep were you?"
"Nope don't worry. What's wrong"
"Well on my shift this morning, I came across Jacob-"
"What?!? Is he ok!" I panicked.
"He's fine he just need's picked up I've paid his bail money." Bail money? why does he need bailing out?
"Why? What's he done"
"He"
Charlie don't tell her please it's bad enough the whole reservation's gonna know in a few hours. Was that Jake?
"Well you should of thought of that before-"
Aww c'mon Charlie gimme a break it's not like I'm not already embarressed!
"Sorry Jake it-" I coughed down the phone "Sorry Renesmee. Ok He's been done for public indecency. We found him on someone's porch roof eariler trying to get in. Can you come pick him up, I don't wanna bother Billy.."
"Ok Grampa I'll be there in 10 bye." I shut the phone. Dad lifted a questioning eyebrow "Like you haven't already read my mind Dad."
He just started laughing "I didn't till just then"
I rolled my eyes and started to run "I'm going to pick him up...and I'm taking some of your clothes for him"
"Ok. Wait what! I don't think so I don't want that mutt anywhere near my clothes!"