This is...embarrassing?

I can't believe I haven't update since...last week? Ugh i'm kinda ashamed. I promise not to leave anyone hanging for more than a week at most.

Anyway – Super sorry this took so long. Anyway, my muse kicked me in the stomach and ran away, leaving me for the buzzards in the hot desert sun for a week. Wtf I don't even know...sorry I need my ADHD meds then i'll be fine haha

Embarrassing moment of today: It was raining really hard...like flood warning and crap. Of course, rain that is coming down so hard it could bruise doesn't stop this one seagull...and this one freaking seagull just had to crap on me...*sigh*

Hicca Haddock: I have no idea how long this story will be, but it won't have an insane amount of chapter...so...sorry? :-/

Without further ado...

LAST CHAPTER:

"Quit it!" Mordecai snapped.

"No you quit it!" Rigby stuck out his tongue.

Mordecai gave him a raspberry.

"Thats it!" Rigby yelled, charging at Mordecai and flicking him on the head.

Mordecai jumped a little from the pain, knocking his phone onto the floor.

"Hey! Come here you dingus!" Mordecai hissed, giving Rigby a nerple.

"Oww!" Rigby whined, accidentally pushing the phone so it touched the edge of the metal bed frame.

Rigby tried to give Mordecai a noogie while Mordecai tried to give him a indian burn.

Rigby backed into the nightstand, knocking over a glass of water. The water spilled onto the phone and it short circuited, electrocuting the whole bed, including Mordecai and Rigby.

A flash of light went off, engulfing the two men in a bright green light. With a whoosh, the two dissapeared into the light, leaving behind the bed.

"Ughhhh..."

"Uhnnhh...Ri-igby?"

"Eh?"

"Wh-Where are we?!"

Rigby sat up straight holding his head with his hand. "Ughhh I dunno."

Rigby looked to his left and saw Mordecai sitting up straight as well, rubbing his neck, his legs crossed.

His legs?!

"M-M-M-" Rigby stuttered, his face pale.

"What?" Mordecai asked.

"You have legs!" Rigby yelled.

Mordecai looked down. He yelped and suddenly stood up. "What...Where are we?!"

Rigby slowly stood up too. "Uhh..." He looked around.

They were both in a large dark cave. The walls, ceiling and ground was hard stone. They were surrounded by mountains of random stuff. Socks, toys, watches, keys, books: everything imaginable seemed to surround them.

"What is all this crap?" Mordecai said, staring at the piles.

Rigby bent down and picked up a crumpled up piece of paper. He unfolded it and read, "High School Diploma for...Lucia Amelia Brown? Class of 2003?"

"A high school diploma? Why is that here?" Mordecai's eyebrows furrowed.

Rigby shrugged and put the paper down, picking up a single sneaker. "Where's the other shoe?"

Suddenly the shoe flew out of Rigby's hand, stepping on his foot, then hopping away.

"Ow!" Rigby whined, clutching his foot.

Mordecai frowned, "Wh-Where are we?!"

...so...

*hides under bed*

sorry this took a week...and its a really short chapter...ugh I know I suck eggs gahhh

Please review?

-MW