Chapter Ten

Just outside the mall.

"Matsumoto, I get it, let it go." Toshiro ordered as they walked out of the mall. His lieutenant snorted with laughter and ignored him completely.

"I can't believe it! Even as a man – I get guys!" she laughed again, and a vein throbbed in Toshiro's forehead. "I'm so irresistible!"

"Matsumoto! Shut up!" he snapped, and she grinned.

"You've no reason to be upset! That other guy was totally into you, taicho!"

Toshiro paled. "SHUT UP, Captain's orders!"

Matsumoto looked rebellious, but said nothing else. She just continued to giggle. Toshiro debated on whether or not to lecture her, and was about to, when he saw Orihime. She was walking in a group of four, with two girls and one other guy, and one of the guys was shrieking about...

Matsumoto nearly fell over with laughter, grabbing onto her shorter captain's shoulders as she leaned on him. "Taicho~"

Same place, other side of the street

"AND THEY'RE SO HEAVY!" the brunette girl with the loud, obnoxious voice was saying.

"Asano-san... you shouldn't talk about your chest so loudly! Or in public!" Orihime was whimpering.

"But they're almost as big as yours were!"

A familiar black-haired girl saved her, stopping in front of Keigo. She'd just come out of seemingly no where, and Orihime at first didn't recognize her. Then she saw the rimless glasses and the bag from Sewing Inc. thrown over one slender arm. "Asano-san. You are bothering Miss Inoue."

Keigo looked confused. "Who are you? You look familiar..."

Ishida didn't dignify him with an answer. "By my pride, I cannot allow you to make Inoue-san feel uncomfortable."

Keigo's confusion cleared. "Ishida! So you got some boobs too!"

Ishida turned red and began stuttering, choking on his words. The black-haired boy of the group grabbed Orihime's hand.

"Come on, Hime. Let's get out before they start talking about how loose their pants feel."

"Tatsuki-chan~" Orihime looked shocked as she was dragged away.

Mizuiro just chuckled to himself and pulled out his phone to film as Ishida chopped down angrily on Keigo's head.

Carnival

"I gotta pee." Renji annouced, setting down his soda on the table. It was his fourth, and his third bag of cotton candy.

Rukia looked up from her popcorn and licked her fingers clean of all butter. "The bathrooms were over there." she waved a hand to the left and Renji nodded.

"I know where they are. I was just telling you."

Rukia rolled her eyes and dove back into the bag. Renji stood, and Ichigo climbed to his feet as well. Rukia looked up.

"I have to go too. Just didn't wanna announce it." He shrugged and walked off. Renji and Rukia snorted.

"Go on, I'll drink your coke." Rukia said with a grin, already reaching for it. Hers had been finished.

Renji picked the Styrofoam cup up and downed it, grinning cheekily as he strolled off.

He caught up to Ichigo and they headed for the bathroom, pushing open the door and walking in. They headed for the urinals, hanging on the wall.

A man turned around, turned beat red, and grabbed his nose as blood leaked down his face. Renji and Ichigo glanced at each other.

Then they both froze. "Aw, crap." Ichigo hissed.

Renji looked up to the ceiling , cursing his mouth off, and turned, running for the exit. He bumped full-body into three more men, then finally made it outside.

Ichigo was right behind him.

They looked at each other. "Oops." Renji grinned.

Then they burst out laughing, because the looks on those guys faces couldn't be bought.

Urahara Shop

"Yoruichi..." Urahara whined, leaning back until he was flat on his back, staring up the the smooth roof. He grimaced – he needed to clean that later.

"Kisuke." she said back, calm as ever. He turned wide eyes on her, lip out in a pout. "No, don't you give me that face. Come on, finish the cure. Don't you want to be back in your body?"

"I'm tired~" he sighed. "It can wait a day, can't it? Just so I can get a little sleep?"

"No." Yoruichi crouched beside him,

"Awww~ Yoruichi. Why not?" Urahara met her yellow eyes pleadingly.

"Let me put it to you this way, Kisuke. Don't you want me back in my body?" she purred, almost like the cat she turned into, and tilted her head to the side, giving a closed-eyed smile.

Urahara sat up, suddenly awake. "Well put it like that..."

Yoruichi grinned and stood, dropping back into her chair behind her friend. He leaned over, started measuring and checking the chemicals. He glanced back at her. She smiled and he grinned back, looking a bit like a little kid.

She took off his hat with her toes, easier to do now since it was perched on his ponytail. "Good boy, Kisuke." she laughed as his hands moved faster.

A/N:

Okay, sorry. I wanted to do somthing big and amazing and totally awesome in the chapter, since we made it to ten, but I couldn't think of anything... don't hate me!

Also, this fic is coming to an end soon, I think. Just not really liking it as much as I did. Tired of it, I suppose.

What I need, really really bad, is for you guys to answer these questions:

1. What couples should I put in it? Or should I?

2. Does Kensei know Hisagi well enough to recognize him as a girl?

3. What should I paint on my finger and toenails? I had UsUk on my toes, but its all rubbed off now. And my fingers were gone as soon as we started moving boxes.

Sorry about the last question... I'm just curious as to your thoughts (: Heehee...

Anyways -

Love love~ HikaKiti