Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors

by Sariniste

Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.

10. Yasutora Sado

Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors

Chapter 10 – Yasutora Sado

A/N: I loved all the creative suggestions on the last chapter! Expect to see some of them soon. Lonewingwriter, you're right that Orihime could have said a lot more, including some great ideas you, AiiWoKoete, Innocent Freak, and smylealong brought up about her, so it looks like she'll need a second chapter.

For today's chapter, thanks to rattan and sassisan for the idea.

(Originally posted 7/23/12.)

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Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,

Hey. It's me, Chad.

The others said I should write you to complain about how I'm being overlooked or ignored in your stories.

But, it's cool. I don't mind. Even Kubo-sensei makes mistakes with me and my powers. For example, he recently drew me with Brazo Izquierda del Gigante. It doesn't really matter.

I do miss my cockatiel, though.

Sincerely,

Yasutora Sado

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A/N: Yeah, I know. Too short. But Chad is a man of few words, isn't he?