A/N: hi again! More llamas are in this chapter! And less authors notes, cause I decided I put to many. This chapter is dedicated to Pluto, cause it is still my favorite planet even if it cant really be like that. It really wasn't important to tell me what kind of muffin you liked cause I was just going to use my favorite anyway.
February 15
There is a war… on Pluto! Its over who will dominate Pluto, which makes sense, since the war is on Pluto. Anyway, since no one can read my mind, I suppose I should explain why there is a war. Okay, after the llamas took over all of Europe, they decided that they wanted to take over something that is not on a planet. So, of course, when the llamas discovered that Pluto had been booted out of planetary status, they jumped at the chance. Unfortunately, so did the ferrets, and the turtles. So, now there is a vicious battle being fought on Pluto. Mainly, it is the llamas and the ferrets: turtles are too slow to really do anything. I have to go help send air and food provisions up to Pluto, but I will keep this journal posted as to the going-ons of the war.
February 16
The llamas are wining. Of course, was there ever any doubt? Think about it… there is 6 things in the llamas' favor:
6. They are bigger.
5. Llamas can step on ferrets.
4. Ferrets have no loyal following!
3. We on Earth continue to send supplies for the war.
2. When not sending supplies, James and I run around England (and sometimes Australia if we feel like it), Passing out flyers that read:
Support The Llamas In the Great Three Way War!
To random muggles and cursing them so that they have to pass these flyers out to other random people, therefore spreading the word and gaining more followers! Of course, this also gets many muggles attempting to place us in insane asylums, but every great plan has its set backs.
And the number one reason that it was obvious all along who would win:
1. Llamas are THE SUPREME SPECIES, AND WILL RULE US ALL!!!!
February 18
Today we were sent a video of one battle from the Three Way War! And the Llamas were, as always, the victors of the battle. Remus is now actively supporting the war by sending the Llamas large amounts of there favorite food, which is of course: fish. As for the way things are going here on Earth, all classes have been converted into ways to help the llamas. In Care of Magical Creatures, we all go out and fish; in Astronomy, we use the tower as a communications tower, since it is the tallest and therefore has the best reception for the voices of the llamas. In Charms, we charm hats so they will allow the wearer to go a total of forty-eight hours without needing air, minimizing the risk of the Llamas running out of air. Potions has been canceled indefinitely, as no one could see any further use for it , and History of Magic is now Strategy, and you can only take this "class" if you are a high ranking official in the OotL.
February 24
Victory!!! After ten hard days of fighting, the Llamas have driven off all resistance from the Ferrets, and the Turtles never really did anything anyway. As for celebrations, the whole continent of Europe has been turned into a giant swimming pool (because llamas like to swim)! Many llama shaped balloons have been floating around to alert everyone to the fact that the llamas won the war. The llamas sang karaoke at their victory party, and by a vote, they are by far better then any of the human singers, (though for some unfathomable reason, there was that one human who kept doing his hair weird who managed to remain in the contest for an unreasonably long time, even though his singing skill were not what one might call "top notch"). Wow! I have filled up this entire journal, but… I don't think that I will continue on with another one, way too much writing if you ask me! Anyway, for the final time I say good-bye, and may the strength of the Llamas be with you.
A/N: Was there enough of the llamas in it this time? Hope so, I also will say good bye, and so will the llamas (who we must all remember are the true writer of the story).
B/N: I did not beta the chapter before this one. Place all blame on the author! Please and Thank-You!!
