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China and France: Mother Hen
Summary: :Ummm maybe mother hen China being super over protective over a sibling
(really get an older sibling to beat up France/perverts)
China smiled at her younger sibling as she patted the Japanese girl's head playfully. Japan muttered something about taking responsibility, but China blew it off as kids being kids.
"Ok Japan, now I'm going to go inside of the store and get the ingredients needed for our dinner. Stay in the basket and be safe!" And with that, China had left.
Japan blinked at the speed the woman had disappeared at and thought to herself, 'That quick-paced movement and stealthiness could be effective in battle! I might have to use that! I'll call it... Ninjutsu! And people who do it will be Ninjas!"
From heaven, Kami yelled, "DAMMIT, JAPAN!" Japan looked around herself, but only found the usual fairies and other assorted magical creatures.
"Why am I in a basket?" Japan asked herself, "and why am I so small? Also, why is this weird lady calling me her sister when we just met a century ago in a forest of bamboo? Desperate much?"
Suddenly, two pairs of hands snatched her from behind and lifted her from her seat. She cried in terror and called China's name.
From within the store, China felt a presence... A perverted presence. Her sister senses were tingling, and she sprung into action.
She kicked through the window and hit France square in the cheek. The Frenchwoman fell to the ground in slow motion, holding her face in pain.
"What was that for, China?" the woman cried. The other scoffed indigently.
"Obviously," China exclaimed, "I'm protecting my siste-"
"I'm not your sister," Japan deadpanned. China's jaw dropped as France began to chuckle in the background.
"But I raised you-"
"You found me in the woods."
"I cared for y-"
"We aren't related."
"But little sist-"
"You are China, where the sun sets-"
"SHUT IT-"
"And I am Japan, where the sun ris-"
"That's it!" the Chinese woman cried, "no isolation for a whole month!"
Japan stared at her for a minute, then stuck out her tongue, "You don't have jurisdiction over me. And you look like a man."
China sputtered, France laughed, France got a black eye to go with her bruised cheek. And China was the most overprotective sister ever. Even if she wasn't really a sister. She just liked to beat up France.
"WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME?" France sobbed to the sky.
"Well," England twirled a lock of hair on her finger, "the first reason is-"
"THAT'S IT!" And yet another fight began that China tried to break up by offering some snacks, which of course no one took. Especially not Japan. She had gone to talk to Spain.
Wait...
"JAPAN!" People were gonna be limping today.
A/N: This felt rushed, but not fully cracky! But all my stuff is crack! So... Yeah.
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