We're Back!!!

TheSulkingWolf

(Drawing a picture of Light) (looks over and see's everyone) HUH?! (quickly

covers the picture) I s-started a-already? I mean hello you f-freaks...

hehe… you've been caught!

1) How's Jackson doing?

He's great!! –pets Jackson-

2) Was the coffee good (grining)?

-twitches from excess caffine-

Rachel: that's a yes… unfortunately XD

Matsuda: w-w-what do you mean? –twitches-

3) How would you feel if you were pergnet?

I would be very disturbed…

4) do you think- (A lamp flys from another room and hit's me and i get

knocked out)

OMG….

A 17-year old girl with blond hair: Hello! I'm Wolf's sister, Deity. Matsuda

you suck... I knocked my sister out as punishment for insulting me, so yeah

that's it. (Drags my knocked-out body into the other room)

Uh… hi Deity…

-sniffs- I… suck?

Rachel: lol…. HEY!!! Don't K-O my readers! Hey… wait… what are you gonna do with her body? -shudders- please don't be a cannibal!!!

The Fictlizuh

Fictlizuh's 1st Puhlitikol thingy evah! Yay!

YAY!!!

#1:Are the chances of Ron Paul becoming US president the same as you becoming

the next L?

I guess so… he's not in this election (to my knowledge anyway) and isn't he kinda old? So… I guess so but I don't really know.

Rachel: I can't vote this year so I don't really pay attention to the election…

#2:Aizawa reminds me of Barack Obama. Does he to you?

I guess so… once he got that afro cut off.

#3:If Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, and Russia crosses the int.

date line, can she see into the future?

Lol

Rachel: oh, shit… Hey, Mrs. Palin!! Is the economy really gonna go to shitters like everyone says?

Matsuda: … you take things waaay to literally.

#4:Why do I even bother asking these American puklitikol questions if you're

Japanese?

I dunno.

Rachel: I'm American!!!

Matsuda: what do you mean by 'puklitikol'? it sounds German…

Today, I give you... Augh! The feds busted me! Don't tase me, bro! Getting

tased in the bro really hurts! Ouch-kabibblez!

Matsuda: OUCH!! Getting Tased (sp?) does hurt… You have to be tased to be allowed to carry a taser…

Rachel: our school police officer said it hurt like hell!

Matsuda: uh, yeah, it's painful alright…

Kit-Kat Punk-lover

Hhaha Boat! -Crashes into island tribe-

Near: o.O We have a problem...

Angry tribial people: AG Momomomomom tufjssk!

Me: It's his fault! -points to Matsuda-

Beyond: The wedding theme was red. It was very nice :)

Me: It was! Lol

Near: ...Sorry Matt I couldn' stop them.

Me: Bye the way Uncle Matsu Bob says hi!

Bob: RAWR!

Me: XD

1. HEY Uncle Matsu whatcha gonna do aout those angry tribal people.

Angry tribal peple: ASSFSGDSDFHGRTJ

Damn it! I just paid for that boat!

Rachel: lol ANGRY TRIBAL PEOPLE!!! :D YAY!!!

Matt: dang… well, we've still got a chance to stop Rachel!

L: Not unless you want a capoeira kick in the face!

Matt: … nevermind… damn it… there go the twins…

Rachel: OMG the twins!!! Dang it! they're the bad people in one of the stories I'm reading!!! –runs away-

Matt: ….

Matsuda: anyway…

1. Uh… Hi angry tribal people… um… um… SHE WENT THAT WAY –runs away from angry tribal people dragging Ide with him-

Sonar

(tries not to laugh at Ide and Matsuda being handcuffed

Ide: How did we...

Sonar: Ryuk must of got you guys when I hugged the two of you.

Matsuda seems to be unhappy.

Sonar: I'll go find the keys and no tearing each other apart!)

What don't you like about beets?

They taste funny!

Matt: baby…

Rachel: do you like beets, Matt?

Matt: not especially… Matsuda's just being a child about this

Matsuda: AM NOT!! –pouts and Ide sighs-

Ide: well, this sucks.

Matsuda: -sticks out his tongue-

Have you ever failed someone while on duty or when you try to save a life?

No and No… I save every life I try to save!! –puffs out his chest like Superman while everyone laughs-

What confuses you the most?

Women…

Rachel: good answer!

Matsuda: I'm being serious…

On the day you found out Light was Kira, did Near confuse you at all with

what he was saying?

Big Time…

Rachel: I understood it!

Matsuda: Show off.

Secret shame was meant as a guilty plesure. Got any?

Oh… hehe… cold pizza and…

Matt: I don't want to hear about your obsessions with Sayu

Rachel: ew… do you have a picture of her hidden in your house somewhere? That's being a stalker!!

(Aizawa is seen drinking water.

Sonar: Have you seen Ryuk?

Aizawa: I..

Suddenly screaming is heard and Ryuk is being chased by Misa with a flaming

broom and of course, Ryuk forgot to make himself invisible.

Sonar: Never mind Aizawa. Thanks.

Aizawa: Your welcome?

Matsuda and Ide are just watching though Matsuda tried to drag Ide.

Ide: She said she would get the keys.

Matsuda looked like he was about to tease Ide about his romance life.

Ide: Don't you even think about it Matsuda.

Mello: Ide and Sonar sitting in a tree...

Ide tries to keep his temper under control as the sound of keys falling was

heard.

Ide: You're just hopeless Matsuda.

Matsuda seems to want to mumble something about Ide losing his stripper

girlfriend and then hitting on Sonar. Ide uses his free hand but before he

could smack Matsuda, Aizawa smacks Matsuda up the head.

Sonar: Got them!

Everyone looks as Sonar picked up the keys and walks over.

Sonar: Aizawa, are you seriously using Ide to..

Aizawa: Now why would I do that?

Aizawa whistles.

Sonar: Perhaps but..

Ide clears his voice.

Ide: Could you please uncuff us?

Sonar: Oh? Of course.

Sonar mumbles about Aizawa possibly hiding something from them. Sonar uncuffs

the two.

Sonar: There you go.

Sonar hugs Ide.

Aizawa: Looks like Ide has a new girlfriend.

Ide (blushing): Aizawa...

Aizawa chuckled.)

Heheh… Hope you've learned your lesson on cheating on your girlfriends!!

Rachel: Don't try to ruin their relationship!!! –smacks Matsuda-

Matsuda: ow… why does everyone do that to me?

Rachel: cuz you're being a meanie! What happened to naïve Matsuda? You were so fun and cute then!

Matsuda: -blushes- I dunno… it's probably your fault though…

Rachel: My fault?

Matsuda: yeah… you're keeping me around Matt which is bad and I'm becoming more like him…

Matt: Success!

Rachel: aww… -separates Matt and Matsuda-

Matsuda: yay!!! Now I'm not around Matt anymore!

Ever showed up ona sugar high to work? What happens?

Heh… yeah… L puts you in a little corner and when you don't keep quiet he finds a sound proof box and shoves you in it!

What happens when you show up drunk to work?

Aizawa and Ide try and kick your sorry ass out onto the street until the Chief stops them and gives you something to eat… he's such a nice guy!

Ever walked into the girl's washroom by accident?

No… not by accident XD

Rachel: -slaps Matsuda-

Matsuda: ow…

You know what's funny? Trying to figure out how to pronounce Aizawa's first

name. (hears Ukita and Mello laughing)

lol nice… I can't remember… what is it?

(Ide: No comment.

Sonar: You're too sweet.

Ide almost blushed but smiled.)

Do you find Ide's smile strange? (Ide is glaring at matsuda)

… I can't say I've ever really seen Ide smile…

I seen all Star Trek movies. The Wrath of Khan and nemesis is my fav.

I also love Star Trek Voyager and Deep Space nine the best.

I'll have to go to the library and find some Deep Space Episodes…

Rachel: and watch the last four movies with me! OMG there's gonna be another movie!! I'm so excited!! Zachary Quinto is going to be Spock!! –smiles-

Favorite male or female Star Trek characters?

Male would have to be McCoy because he's funny

Rachel: my favorite male character is Spock cuz he's logical! Unlike other boys I know…

Matsuda: and my favorite Female character is Seven of Nine –smiles dreamily-

Rachel: Pervert!! You only like he because she wears that tight outfit! But I must agree… she's my favorite female character along with B'Elanna because they're so cool!

What do you think of Misa?

Oh My Gosh, she's so amazing because she's a superstar and she's alfhoaihgan

Rachel: -holds her hand to Matsuda's mouth- sorry, but he will go on and on and on about Amane Misa (lol I used the traditional Japanese format!!! Yay me!) and it gets annoying.

(watches as Aizawa gets Matsuda back by spilling hot coffee down Matsuda's

shirt)

Rachel: -pulls her hand back and laughs- haha! Sucks for you Matsu! OMG that rhymed!

Matsuda: hot, hot, hot, HOTTTT!!!!!!!

Is it true that Ide made you cry once?

-blushes- I don't cry!

Ide: your parents hated you

Matsuda: -tears- why would you say that? My parents loved me!! –cries-

Rachel: Ide, that was mean!

Ide: I didn't mean it and he knows it…

Rachel: true… he's just kinda stupid…

Aizawa: kinda?

Rachel: okay, he's REALLY stupid, but you still have to be nice to him! –comforts Matsuda-

I will hopefully have more questions soon but for some reason when I'm typing

it scrolls back up instead of staying down. I'm typing faster than my

computer.

Lol nice

Longest you ever stayed up.

I'm not really sure… I think I've pulled a few all-nighters in a row but then I crashed half way through the third day… I'm no L, you know.

(is currently cuddling to Ide who lets her lay down or sleep on him while

touching her hair and falls asleep since it's past 3 in the morning here.)

wow… uh… great…. I still can't believe Ide found a girl…

Ide: -glares-