Author's Note: Raeda reporting for duty! Sorry things were so slow over the summer! And being back to school was a little too much to handle for a while. I got put in a lot of high level courses….but I'll try to make it up to you guys, ok? (I'm sure Meg won't mind a little more rush than normal) We'll do our best to update! (We're already working on the next chapter, so no worries!)

Hmm…Meg and I are seriously running out of ideas here folks. If anyone gets any ideas please leave us comments and tell us about them. Yes, that means we're taking requests now. Oh and I think we're going to move away from just kid shows and make it any show or movie. Ok? Sorry, but we need some way to get over this writer's block.

Um...I think that's it, but I can't be sure. It's about 4 am and I'm not entirely awake (mostly running on coffee at this point) But whatever...ENJOY!

Disclaimer: We do not own Winne the Pooh or Furuba

Notice: No tiggers were harmed in the making of this chapter, they're too bouncy and cuddly! -hugs Tigger- Meg: -slaps Rae- Knock it off! Rae: Yes, ma'am

Episode 10

~Akito vs Winnie the Pooh~

"Hey blondie! Are you guys just going to leave them in there forever?" (Kyo)

"Don't call me that! And I don't know. We put them there but…I don't even know if there is a way out." (Raeda)

"What happens when they get to the last channel?" (Haru)

"I don't know. Let's find out!" (Rae)

-In show-

"Hey, wha?" (Shigure)

"Shut up you fool! You're the reason we're in this mess!" (Akito)

"Ooooh. That wasn't v-v-very n-nice!" (Piglet)

"Yeah, you should be nice! And…oh, bother. Have you seen my honey, Piglet?" (Pooh)

"N-n-no, I-I'm s-s-sorry P-pooh." (Piglet)

"Hey idiot! It's over there!" -points to base of tree- (Akito)

"Ah! There it is! Thank you!" (Pooh)

"Oh, just shut up already! I-AAAGGHHH!" -gets trounced- (Akito)

"Hi there! I'm Tigger!" (Tigger)

"What?" (Akito)

"Hey, he's almost as cute as Kisa!" (Shigure)

"As…uh…who?" (Tigger)

"GET OFF ME!" (Akito)

"Aw, but I didn't get to sing my song yet!" (Tigger)

"Well, go ahead! Uh, what was your name again?" (Shigure)

"Tigger! T-I-doubleguh-ER!" (Tigger)

"Well then, Tigger, sing for us!" (Shigure)

"OOOOOOHHHH! The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things! They're bouncy trouncy bouncy trouncy fun-fun-fun-fun-fun! But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one. IIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM the only one!" (Tigger)

"Thank God for that!" (Akito)

"Hey! Y-you're a m-m-mean p-person!" (Piglet)

"Well, you're right about that!" -grabs Piglet & strangles him to death- (Akito)

-In Living Room-

"Aw, why'd he have to do that? Piglet was so cute!" (Momiji)

"You should know by now what a horrible person Akito is." (Megumi)

"Yea, part of the reason we did this was to prove that point!" (Rae)

"But mostly just to see him suffer…" -grins- (Meg)

-In Show-

"Oh no! My dear Piglet!" (Pooh)

"Yea, what'd ya do to Piglet?" (Tigger)

"Shut it bouncy boy! Or you're next!" (Akito)

"Hey! You can't hurt him! He's adorable!" (Shigure)

"Are you gay?" (Akito)

"Uh no…I hope not. Why? You wanna put that little theory of yours to the test?" (Shigure)

"WHY YOU!" -chases Shigure off into the Hundred Acre Wood- (Akito)

"Um, Tigger. I think it's safe to come out now." (Pooh)

-comes out from behind a tree- "Aw, thanks Pooh, ol' buddy!" (Tigger)

"No problem." (Pooh)

-Stumbles into clearing, bloody gash on forehead then faints- (Shigure)

"Uh oh…" -runs/bounces off- (Tigger)

"Come back here, Stripey Ass! I'm gonna—" (Akito)

"What's all this noise? You there! Why are you standing in my garden! Can't you read? STAY OUT!" (Rabbit)

-looks down and notices squash all over shoe- "So? Who says I have to listen to you?" (Akito)

"Me, that's who!" (Rabbit)

"Well too bad, I don't listen to smelly furbags. Shigure had to learn that the hard way." (Akito)

"What did you just call me?" (Rabbit)

"Oh, that's it…" (Akito)

-In Living Room-

"How come Tigger always gets in trouble but never gets pulverized?" (Haru)

"Because Rae thinks he cute and won't allow it." (Meg)

-Hugs Tigger- (Rae)

-Sigh- "You see what I mean?" (Meg)

"Oh." (Haru)

"Nombre de Dios, Meg! Did you have to make this part so bloody?" -sees blood splatter on the screen- (Rae)

"Numbray day whattey?" (Meg)

-giggles- "Nombre de Dios…and your accent sucks!" -instinctively ducks, just in case- (Rae)

-Back In Show-

"That'll show him! Now, where'd Stripey Ass go? I wanna—" (Akito)

"Are they gone?" (Tigger)

"Hmm…they seem to have disappeared." (Pooh)

"Oh well!" (Tigger)