Authors notes: Once again I apologies for any and all delays I just wanted to wait 'til "Burning Low" premiered and it was really good (spoiler alert) I mean really good it was amazing despite what Princess Bubblegum said and did. Not to mention other that will go unnamed for the time being. But enough of that let us resume. I don't own AT or our special guests.

"In a time were dogs talk, vampires suck the color red, and the last human falls in love with the Flame princess two lone figures will create an interview stage thingy. And during that time people will be embarrassed, secrets will be told and ice cream will be eaten. What is this time you might ask...well I'll tell you. Gees get off my back. What time is it? It's...INTERVIEW TIME! Hello everyone I really wanted to do that. And it is I the one and only DubbleDuelSword joined by Bmo and my counterpart SingleStarBlade. Now something I need to say...where the hell is my ice cream?"

Peppermint Butler comes out from the backstage area and whispers something in my ear.

"What do you mean there's no more Crazy Vanilla ice cream!? I bought fifty gallons of that stuff two days ago!"

He then gives me a video and whispers something in my ear again.

"Well okay." I press the 'play video' button. "But I don't see what this video is going to do."

The video is actually the security tape from the camera that watches my ice cream vault. (which I'm not saying where it is) A figure then appears dressed in black he picks the lock and enters the vault. After about an hour or so the figure comes out covered in ice cream. He takes of his mask revealing that he is Jake and licks himself clean. He then locks the vault and runs away.

The video ends.

"Well that was something right Sword?" Jane said laughing.

"..."

"Sword?" She waves her hand in front of my face to see if I get a reaction. "You alright man?"

"..."

"I think he's broken."

"..."

"Uh-oh I think I know what's going to happen."

"What?"

"..."

"In 5...4...3...2...1."

I scream at the top of my lungs "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK E!"

Something happens that takes us off the air

SSBlade: We are sorry for any and all inconveniences. Thing is DubbleDuelSword had went ballistic and the things he said and did were much to graphic for TV and the fanfiction world. So we will resume hours after the whole "Jake eating his ice cream" reaction is finally over.

"And we are back." I say very excited.

"What the hell was that for it was uncalled for!"

"IT WAS SO CALLED FOR! (sighs) Alright guys before we continue let me tell you what happened when we were forced to go off the air. You see the thing is a man's food is his castle. You don't mess with his food other wise you'll be in a world of pain. Now a man's ice cream however, a completely different story. Now last time Jake ate my ice cream I asked him a question that nearly ruined his love life this time however I took matters into my own hands. I chased him down and I gave him a beat down of his life! A man's ice cream is his edible family you eat his ice cream and you can consider yourself a dead man!" That's when I do that evil smile and I start to talk all evilly. "Just ask Jake he's six feet under."

"WHAT!?" Finn had came rushing in. "YOU KILLED JAKE!?"

"Oh no. (talks evilly again) I buried him alive. He's somewhere underground out cold. In a black coffin!"

"JAKE I'M COMING TO FIND YOU!"

"When you find him bring him here. I'M NOT DONE WITH HIM YET!"

"Please tell me that evil moment is over."

"Yes it is. And I'm back! With more people, more videos, new clothes, and guest stars!"

"Speaking of guest stars how 'bout he introduce our first one."

"Alright alright. Many of you may know her, she is the host of the famous "What time is it? QUESTION TIME!" blog and if you don't know it then where have you been, she is a part of the new breed of vampires and no not the wimpy glittering breed that I wish would die, The Warrior In Training, Maxene the Warrior!"

She comes out and sits next to us.

"Hey everyone."

"So Max, what is it like in the Vampire Kingdom?"

"It's really big, black buildings everywhere. Big city stuff."

"Sounds amazing! Think you can take me there some day?

"Yeah why not."

"Okay you two enough girl talk. You can talk about Finn when no one's looking." Of course my little comment would make Max blush.

"What are you talking about? I'm a warrior and warriors don't have crushes."

"Sure you don't. I read your blog and I can tell you have a crush on Finn same goes for you to Jane."

"Stop calling me that!"

"Wait, if she's alternate dimension you wouldn't that mean you have a crush on Fionna?"

"What no!" I denied having a crush on Fionna even thou my blushing face wants to say otherwise. "That's crazy! I do NOT have a crush on Fionna. I am in training to become an extremist like my icon Jeff Hardy and with me being in training I can NOT afford to have a crush especially on an awesome girl like Fionna unless I want to break my neck. Unlike miss Maxine over here, you can't kill yourself being a warrior it's like saying you can kill yourself by blinking."

"Hey being a warrior is harder than you think. And DON'T call me Maxine only my friends can."

"Hey hey hey we're all friends here right? I mean you're a vampire and I'm..."

"Human."

"Actually I'm only half."

Everyone except SSBlade and Bmo automatically goes "WHAT!"

"Duhhhh let's bring out our guest shall we."

"Yeah we were supposed a while ago anyway."

We both smile nervously.

"Yeah let's start." Max's eyes narrow as she stairs at us.

"Awesome. Now our first two guest need no intro...oh you want me to introduce them? But I said they need no intro."

SSBlade sighs. "Since Sword loves being an idiot everyone Princess Bubblegum and Flame Princess."

"Hey go write about it in your-"

"Don't say it."

"Diary."

"Max!"

"What its hard not to."

All I could do was laugh. The joke is spreading like wild-fire. "Anyway Pb and Fp everybody."

"You know that was really mean what you did to Jake." Fp had said to me.

"Whatever he deserved it and I regret nothing."

"She's right that was uncalled for." Of course Jane would say that.

"Which part; the one where I RKO'd him from the top of the spiral stair case to the bottom landing him on to a steel chair or when I kicked him in the face straight out of a closed window then jumped out of it delivering a Swanton Bomb to him?"

"All of it!"

"That's what being an extremist is all about. Taking risks and amazing peps."

"You amazed alright."

"Anyway enough sarcasm. We have something special especially for you two."

"Well what is it?" Pb said with no clue what so ever.

"We can't tell you that just follow Max."

"Hey why me and not you or Blade?"

"Hey don't involve me."

"Alright we play rock paper scissors ready?"

"Rock, paper, scissors and Shoot!"

Max and Blade throw down paper and I throw down rock and quickly change it to scissors.

"Hey no cheating." Darn it Max.

"Fine. Come on girls follow this guy."

I go backstage followed by Fp and Pb.

"Where are we going exactly?" Pb questioned.

"You'll see. Just relax."

Back on set

"I'm receiving a message from Finn."

"Well don't keep us waiting." Max had said as Bmo readied the message.

The screen shows Finn (it does messages too its a two in one) in a field that has several holes that have been dug up.

"Sword where's Jake? I've practically dug up everywhere around the studio! Hey Blade who's your friend?"

"This is Max and she" Jane wanted to say something but Max gave her a glare that said "don't" "knows you."

"How? I've never met her 'til now."

"It's complicated."

I then come running in. "I got them in! Hey Finn."

"Where's Jake man? This isn't funny!"

"I never was trying to be funny. I meant what I said about a man's ice cream and Jake had to pay for his fatness."

"Come on man I'll do anything just tell me where he is!"

"Sorry man I'm not going to tell you-" I stop for a second then make that now trademark evil.

"Oh-no not the smile."

"Yes the smile. Now Finn, do you remember a question I asked you that you never answered."

"Come on man don't! It's bad enough you buried my best friend alive but now you want me to tell you about my love life!"

"Yes. I told you I was going to get the answer from you now then, are you Finn the human going to marry Flame Princess?"

Finn was blushing madly perhaps from my question or the fact he was taking insanely fast. "Come-on-man-this-isn't-funny-I-can't-tell-you-or-anyone-else-that's-for-me-to-know!"

"Well that's too bad 'cause Jake only has" I look at wrist pretending I have a watch "about...a minute of air left."

"Ahhhhhhh! Fine you want to know if I'm going to marry her! You want to know!"

"Actually everyone wants to know."

"Fine! YES! Yes I want to marry her because I LOVE HER!"

"Thank you for finally telling us. You can find Jake directly above from where I choked him out with his own arms. Which is where you are standing."

"What? COME ON!"

transmission ends.

"Anyway once again we will be filming backstage 'cause our guest commentator as something special planed for the two people who are now trapped in the Thinking room that's back here." Yes I have a room known as the Thinking room nothing much in it a light bulb and a chair. So sue me. "Let's go check shall we."

Believe me or not Fp had been banging on the door this whole time. "Open the door or I'll burn this whole room!"

"Can't its fire-proof. Besides we just want to ask you some questions."

"Then why'd you lock us in here?" Pb asked.

"It's a positive reinforcement. You see you must answer the questions honestly or face...well just try to lie to see what happens."

"Alright questions." With SSBlade that is. "Pb: Do you even like Fp? As a friend that is."

"Well duh."

"Then why would you have her father imprison her the lamp?" I said "That's so not cool!"

"You're the reason why I was put in that lamp!"

"It was for your own good!"

"Was it now?"

"Yes."

Some light could be seen from the door cracks and Pb's screams were heard.

Max had pressed the red button that was near the door. "Break it up."

"Ew what is this stuff it's all chunky and smelly."

"That would be sour milk."

"This is discussing."

We all then begin laughing.

"Alright" I open the door for them "come out."

"Holy crap that milk smells." Jane had covered her nose to block the smell of the tofu milk.

"I need to get myself cleaned." Fp said looking at the chunky milk on her arms.

"Me too."

About half an hour later

"Alright we're back and-"

"SWORD!"

"What's up Finn? Don't even think about anything crazy."

"Alright. But you put Jake in the hospital!"

"He's lucky he doesn't have a tombstone over his grave and a halo over his head!"

"You guys calm down." I guess Max is playing peace maker this time.

"You know she's right."

Finn takes a seat in one of the couch chairs. "I still want to know how she knows me."

"I'll tell you after the show it's going to blow your mind. But anyway allow me to introduce our other special guest. He's a thousand-year old vampire and his specialty is pranking and comedy, ladies and dudes...Murdoc!"

Murdoc comes on to the stage he as brownish blondish hair, wearing a "demon days" shirt, sonic the hedgehog sneakers, (maybe he stole them. I'm just kidding.) and torn jeans.

"Sup everyone. Not only am I a comedian but a Magian. I will now perform the always classic "me in a box" trick. He then takes out a box, opens it, then closes it. "Ta-da."

Everyone laughs

"Now that is classic."

"So tell us you got a special place you like to go to?" Jane asked.

"Why yes actually. My shed. All are welcomed! My shed is a mystical shed that can make all your dreams come true! That is if your dreams include a shed."

Everyone laughs

"You know I've always wanted to turn a shed into a training ground to hone my skills. Think you can hook me up?"

"Why yes I happen to have a dealership that's sells all your needs at low low prices. That is if you're a millionaire."

Everyone laughs

"Well now as much fun as this has been I'm afraid we're going to have to end it."

Murdoc narrows his eyes and looks Finn.

"What are you doing?" Finn asked nervously.

"The voices! They are telling me to" he then shakes Finn like crazy KEEEL YOU! KEEEL YOU!"

"Wha-wha-wha-WHAT? WHAT VOICES AND WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT?"

"Just kidding! The voices would be WAY to nice to tell me to do that! Have a nice day!"

He then walks away to the backstage area humming the Smurf theme song leaving Finn like he just saw his life flash before his eyes and me dying laughing.

"We-we-we'll be back! Whoa!" I fall out of chair still laughing.

Remember any and all OC's are welcomed to the set fights or not. Send in questions you want me to ask via PM.

(Spoiler for "Burning Low" alert) OH MY GOD FINN AND FLAME PRINCESS KISSED! =)

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Hey everyone SingleStarBlade here with some after show content. I got Sword explaining to Finn how Max knows him.

"Alright Finn in the universe there are several portals and each portal leads to another dimension that has something different about it. For example I know that there is a dimension where you are sixteen and another dimension where you and Flame Princess have kids."

"WHAT?! I have kids?!"

"That dimension you has kids."

"But I don't understand."

"Alright to put it in simple terms there are millions of other youse."

"Millions?"

He faints.

"Oops."

Hoped you guys liked seeing Finn faint. Remember send in questions you want me, not DubbleDuelSword, to ask via PM.

Chao.