After this chapter I am posting the sequel for Turtlesitters (Not) and it will be called Evil Baby and not because Shredder brainwashed him, but for some other reasons as well. Just to let you guys know. Yes, there will be even more "I am your father" and "I love One Direction, mostly Harry!" by Shredder too. Even more than in Turtlesitters (Not)!
Club Penguin and the Penguins of Madagascar
Michelangelo was secretly playing Club Penguin on Donatello's computer in his Lab. Mikey did this whenever Don decided to actually sleep in his room, which is very rare. Now, Mikey was feeding one of his orange puffles. He had thirteen orange puffles and one blue, one red and one purple. He named his orange puffles Michelangelo, Mikey, Mike, Michael, Michelle, Mickey, Mick, Marcy, Marcell, Michello, Marco, Mikey Jr. and Mark. The blue one was Ceo, the red one was Wrath, and the purple one was Pun. Mikey was brushing Mikey's fur with the little brush. Mikey even fed little Mikey a lot of pizza. Suddenly, something hit Mikey on the neck and he passed out.
When Michelangelo opened his eyes again, he saw that he was in a very small cement room under water. How he could tell it was under water was because there was a window. Placed on the cement house. Under water. Mikey looked around and saw four small beds. Mikey was confused and he heard noises up top. After a while, the lid to the top, which Mikey totally missed, opened. Mikey reached for his babies and realized that his Nunchucks were gone from their places on his belt. Mikey groaned and looked up when he heard a clearing of a throat. Four penguins were standing there. One looked serious; another looked curious, one looked crazed and the last one looked shy and a little scared. Mr. Serious waddled over to stand in front of Mikey.
"Now listen up giant turtle, I have some questions for you and I want answers." Mikey didn't like this turtle already. He turned to the curious one, who was tall and skinny. "But first, Kowalski! Status report on this creature!"
Kowalski gave a small salute. "It appears Skipper that this creature is a giant turtle." Skipper rolled his eyes.
"I can see that Kowalski! The other news."
"Right! This creature is male. He is approximately sixteen years old, but still seems to have the mind of a five years old. He seems to be a fighter due to his muscle strength and he also had ninja weapons on his belt. He is very fast and agile, not to mention very athletic as well, due to his body structure. He is healthy, even though the test shows that he likes to eat pizza, drink soda and be lazy. He has blue eyes that are very unusual for a turtle. The rest of the information you might want, you have to ask him." Alright, Skipper reminds Michelangelo of a grumpy and annoyed Leonardo and Kowalski reminded him of Donatello. The crazy looking one laughed and spitted out a stick of dynamite that was lit.
"Boom?!" Hey, he's like Raphael. Crazy, stupid and violent. Skipper shook his head.
"No Rico. We still need him." Rico groaned in disappointment and swallowed the dynamite. It didn't even explode! Michelangelo liked this one. Leo in disguise, I mean Skipper, looked back to Mikey. "What is your name soldier?!"
"Michelangelo, but you can call me Mikey."
"Is all facts, that Kowalski here said, true?"
"Yes. I am offended about the five years old mind thing, but it's true so I can't really argue with that."
"Is that one part of the sewers, where we kidnapped you, your home?"
"Yes. That's the Lair."
"Do you have a family?"
"Yes. My sensei/father Master Splinter. My oldest brother, that you remind me of, is Leonardo or just Leo. My second oldest brother, that Rico reminds me of, is Raphael or Raph. Your smart buddy reminds me of my third older brother Donatello or Don or Donnie."
"Are they all turtles too?"
"Except Master Splinter."
"What is your master?"
"A rat."
"I hate rats. What turned you into what you are now?"
"Alien ooze that came from an alien race called the Utrom."
"That should be good for now."
"Why am I giving you all of these answers?"
"Because you're stupid."
"True. So very true. But I'm the good-looking one out of my whole family."
"I bet that you are. You will be staying with us tonight. Private, take him up for a stretch and fresh air. Bring him back down here once you're done." The shy one, Private nodded with a salute and shyly took Michelangelo's hand. They went up to the top of the penguins' house and Mikey saw where he was. In the zoo. Why was he in the zoo?! Private saw Mikey's look of shock on his face.
"I'm sorry that we took you away from your family Mr. Michelangelo, but we saw you on a rooftop last night and Skipper wanted to know more about you to see if you are a friend or a foe." Private looked down at his flippers. Mikey gave him one of his goofy smiles.
"It's okay. I guess better you guys than the Foot." Private looked up.
"Foot?"
"Yeah. They're a big, bad group of black pajama wearing ninjas that are very stupid ninjas."
"Who names their selves after a stinky, fungus in between toes, smelly body part?"
"I have no idea dude. I have no idea."
Two Days Later…
Michelangelo was secretly playing Club Penguin on Donatello's computer in his Lab. Mikey did this whenever Don decided to actually sleep in his room, which is very rare. Now, Mikey was feeding one of his orange puffles. He had fourteen orange puffles and one blue, one red and one purple. He named his orange puffles Michelangelo, Mikey, Mike, Michael, Michelle, Mickey, Mick, Marcy, Marcell, Michello, Marco, Mikey Jr., Mark and Private. The blue one was Skipper, the red one was Rico, and the purple one was Kowalski.
"MIKEY! WHY IS THERE PENGUINS IN THE LAIR?!"
"STOP YELLING YOU COMPLETE MORON!"
"WHAT DID YA CALL ME?!"
"YOU HEARD ME YOU BAFFOON! MIKEY WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE THE CRAZY, STUPID AND VIOLENT BROTHER!"
"MIKEY TOLD YOU THAT! WHY THAT LITTLE CHUCKLEHEAD…"
"BOOM!"
"Now that penguin I like. He speaks my language."
"Yeah, Raph. Total nonsense."
"Shut up Mikey."
"Hello there Michelangelo!"
"Hey Private! Want to have some pizzas and play videogames?!"
"I don't see why not. You were right though. Raphael is crazy, stupid and violent."
"You have no idea."
"No way! Look at this shiny invention! It is beautiful Donatello!"
"Thank-you Kowalski. May I see some of the inventions you brought as well."
"Oh yes. This one is my favorite. Don't you like it?"
"It is very well-built. This is amazing Kowalski! We should make inventions together sometime."
"I agree Donatello."
"So you train everyday and get your brothers to train as well to keep them in fighting shape to complete missions like a real soldier?!"
"Yes Skipper."
"Commander Leonardo, you and me are a lot alike in that department. I train my soldiers to fight and to win the impossible."
"You said you also have one major enemy?"
"Yes. Dr. Blowhole. He is one evil dolphin."
"I myself have a major enemy. He goes by the name of Shredder."
"He named himself after a cheese grinder?! What type of villain is that?!"
"Well, he is very strong. We still manage to defeat him and his Foot Ninjas."
"Foot Ninjas. What is up with the world?"
"Who knows. Our world is very weird in ways."
"Yeah, like Mikey."
"Shut up you stupid hothead!"
"Nice one Michelangelo!"
"Thank-you Private."