In an unknown ship flying through the gala-hey, wait, that's not a ship! That's some room! This isn't part of the story, it's an extra scene! God, what kind of loser would do one of these...well, whatever. Long as I'm getting paid, I'm the creepy narrator. TheXbeat08 is sitting on an awesome recliner chair, and the main characters of the story, Fox McCloud and Wolf O'Donnell, are sitting on a couch. Why the hell am I here again? Whatever, just listen.

TheXbeat08: Hey, everyone! This story's still in progress, but I just decided to take a break. Sorta sick of writing seriousness, you know? Also, I wanted to thank everyone who reviewed this one way or another – your support and advice really helped the story come together. But, it's not over yet!

Wolf: Yeah, it better not be. God, I'm so pissed at you right now?

Beat: Uh, why?

Wolf: 'Cuz you made me seem like such a pansy! God damn it, I keep getting saved by HIS hide (points at Fox)! I haven't even gotten to hit him yet.

Fox: Uh, yeah you have.

Wolf: ...but it was just once!

Fox: And it hurt! I had a bruise there for a week after that!

Wolf: Oh please, you wuss. Let's not forget when you made me lose almost ALL the blood in my arms! I couldn't feel them after that!

Fox: Wow. You really ARE a pansy...

Wolf (standing): THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MCCLOUD!!!

Fox: If you can catch me, furball.

Wolf chases Fox around. Ignoring the two canines, Beat goes on.

Beat: So, anyway, I sorta hit a small writer's block. I'm not sure who the main villain's gonna be yet – I know, sorta important, so-

Beat ducks as a potted plant flies overhead, missing Fox by a few inches.

Fox: C'mon, you can aim better than that!

Wolf: Shut up, you son of a bitch! Stand STILL!

Beat: -as soon as I have an idea on the villain, the story will be back on track. Now, since you're probably sick of my rambling, let's watch these two. It's much more entertaining.

Fox runs towards an empty wall. Wolf is close on his heels.

Wolf: Ha! Gotcha now, pup!

Fox: Don't CALL me that!

Reaching the wall, Fox jumps up and kicks off of it. He twists in the air, ending up behind Wolf. He takes off, laughing at the slowing lupine.

Wolf: You...suck...

Wolf stops, collapsing onto the couch the two were previously sitting on. His breathing is heavy. Fox walks over and sits on the edge. He shakes his head at the wolf.

Fox: Dude, that's just pathetic. You're telling me you can only chase me around for TWO MINUTES?

Wolf: Shut up, or I'll rip your head off.

Beat: No way! I just got that couch cleaned!

Fox: What do you have to worry about? It'll probably take 3 years for him to even grab my tail!

Wolf lashes at Fox in what's supposed to be a sudden movement, but Fox saw it coming a mile away. He hops off the couch and steps back. He laughs at the arrogant wolf who's swiping uselessly into the air directly at him. The glare Wolf shot at him was so menacing, if it was a knife Fox's head would really have been cut off. Fox stopped laughing, then asked Wolf to move over. Wolf sighed, then moved over. Fox plopped back down.

Beat: Well, since that party's over...

Wolf: Wait, I have 2 complaints for you.

Beat: Uh...okay?

Wolf: First, you said we were on an island?

Beat: Oh, yeah. You're not.

Fox: So, where are we?

Beat: Uh...I don't know, actually. Some planet.

Wolf: And second...the time of the story's off. Has it been 2 or 3 days?

Fox: Yeah! You said Krystal was crying for 76 hours, which is 3 days. But then you said we were there 2 days.

Wolf: Do you have a problem with math or something?

Beat stood up suddenly.

Beat (shouting): Fine! You know what? I! Suck! At! MATH! I have no FUCKING clue how to add, subtract, multiply and whatever the hell the other one was! I don't care! You guys have been on that goddamn planet for two goddamn days!!! Alright??? You happy??? Anything ELSE you want to make fun of me about?????

Fox: ...Uh, we weren't making fun of you.

Beat: Yeah, sure! But I don't care if you think I'm retarded, 'cuz guess what?? I AIN'T NO MATH NERD, BITCH! So go stick THAT up your a-

As TheXbeat08 angrily babbled on, Wolf discreetly pulled out his blaster. He reset the levels, aimed, and fired. It hit Beat in the stomach. A second later, Fox and Wolf looked down at Beat, laying on the ground.

Fox: Um...what the hell?

Wolf: Beat wouldn't shut up. It was pissing me off.

Fox: Yeah, but that doesn't mean you KILL someone when they're pissing you off!

Wolf: Two things wrong with what you just said. One, of COURSE you kill someone when they piss you off!

Fox (rolling this eyes): Figures.

Wolf: And two, I set it on stun. Beat's fine, just sleeping a few hours.

Without warning, Beat shot up wearing a huge, creepy grin.

Beat: Ah, look at you two! Look at the sun outside! It shines on your fur so gloriously! Come, let's admire the shimmering golden tones of today!

Wolf & Fox: ...What the HELL?

Fox (looking at Wolf's blaster): God, you moron. You set it on "gay", not "stun"!

Wolf: ...ah, shit.

Beat: C'mere, I wanna give you a big kiss!!!!!!!

Beat raced towards Wolf, arms outstretched. Wolf, disgusted, punched Beat in the face. Once again, Beat was knocked out cold. Wolf then reset his blaster to "lethal" and took aim.

Fox: What are you doing?

Wolf: Killing him. Bitch tried to rape me!

Fox: Uh, Wolf. If you kill Beat, what happens to us?

Wolf: ...erm, you've got a point. Maybe, uh, we should wake him up?

Fox: Good idea.

Fox grabbed a cup of water from the kitchen and splashed it onto Beat's face. Sputtering, Beat got up.

Beat: Oh, god. My head...what the hell happened?

Fox: Well, you were going out of your mind, so Wolf shot you. He thought he set it on stun, but it was gay instead. So you ran off after him, trying to rape him or whatever. So Wolf punched you in the face.

Beat: ...oh. Uh, sorry, Wolf.

Wolf: It's okay. I guess.

Beat: Well, anyway. We probably should start wrapping up here. The rest of the story is coming, promise. And in case you missed the recap, Fox and Wolf are trapped on a planet. They've been there two days and one night. The story will pick up as the night of the second day is starting. Oh, and I might make another one of these, too, if people like it. Alright, time to say bye, you two.

Wolf: Screw you all...

Fox: ...and have a nice day.

Beat: R/R, please!

Beat, Wolf, and Fox: Later!