I had a terrible dream

I woke up cryiong and singing safety dance because you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind because if your friends don't dance, if they don't dance, they are no friends of mine.I had a dream that Fenris was smoking a joint and got into snoop dog. I also remember him screaming "LET ME DROP MY MIXTAPE" and that was it,

I was really scared because I knew what Feris could be doing right now. Fucking Anders in the butt because gay and things. I wonder if Ander's butt tastes like porrige

Anyway, I went into my living room and Badge and her boyfriend Cellotape were in the room. We called him cellotape because he was adopted. His father was David Cameron. Thaty's all you need to know.

"What are we doing today Faye?" Cellotape asked me

"chilling," I said, smelling joanna- I mean Badge's nature scent of shoe polish. Cellotape smelt of broken dreams and failures.

"What's going on with yhou and Fenris?" Badge asked me. I started wheeping potato chips

"HE DOESN'T LOVE MKE HE LOVES ANDERS TGE STUPID AND OBVIOUSLH GAY MAGE" I started crying coconut I ran outside and then came a ugly man on a broom stick. It was...danarius

"NO!" I screamed because he was so ugly and it was making me sad

He shouted

I coudln't get away/. Suddenyl, Harley floated in with her magic wolf that managed to get him off of his broom. I laughed so much that I grew a second penis

"FAYE" he shouted "you must hand denris to meeeh"

"NO" I screamed

"YOU WILL OR ELSE I WILL KILL HIM AND YOU" Danarius gave me a omgz-need-to-get-my-nails-done-this-weekend-look.

Suddenly I disappeared and Fenris appeared out of no where

"Hi" he said. I think he was depressed but he alweays sounds depressed. One day, I asked him if he was sad and he thre me out a window because I was wrong.

"Are you ok?" I asked him

"No,"

"Soz that I thought you licked Anders butt on the weekend"

Fenris smiled and I swear to god that mountains started to quake and that the dogs were barking like mad and there was one guy running around going ITS THE END OF THE WORLD "It's fine"

We went back to the appartment to have you-know-what.