Hey all its been a long ass time! Well here's the next chapter and I dedicate it to all who have taken the time to even read my story, even if you clicked the back button right after the first chapter. You mean a lot to me, thank you.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts and never will. But I do own this plot as cliché as it is ;D

Wading Through The Shit

Roxas gripped Axel's shoulder tightly. They had been waiting for exactly five hours, twenty-four minutes, and thirty-six seconds. He'd been counting and crushing Axel's shoulder the entire time. The redhead sighed and looked out the window. Small signs of the sun coming up were showing on the horizon. Axel scratched the back of his neck,

"Look, Roxy-"

"Shut up."

"Roxas, I just think that-"

Roxas kissed him full on the mouth. He shifted himself into Axel's lap and wrapped his arms around him tightly. He pulled back from the kiss and smiled sadly.

"…Shut up."

Axel ran his hands through Roxas' hair slowly. They stared at each other, a silent conversation happening with their eyes. Axel grinned,

"Wanna bone?"

"Shut the fuck up."

"Real cute Roxy, real cute."

He pecked the blondes' lips and laid his head on his shoulder. Axel glared into the distance, this was so fucking ridiculous. He really, really wished he was eighteen. That way he could just steal Roxas away. Then everything would be great, fucking magnificent even. In the middle of his mental tirade Roxas' phone rang. The blond swiped the screen and slammed it to his ear.

"Cloud? Cloud, what's going to happen?"

"Hello to you as well. After my whole night wasted negotiating for your dumbass the least you could say hello."

"Hello Cloud. Mother fucking hello. Now, what's gonna happen?"

"Well hello Roxas. Now don't freak out, stay on the line okay?"

"Yes! Yes, fine! Now tell me, I'm gonna have an aneurism."

"I managed to get Axel and Marluxia a two bedroom apartment. Now I paid for the first month and the down payment but they'll have to get jobs to pay for the rest. Their father agreed to let them stay on the condition they keep their grades up. And that they go to college. Both of them. Make sure to tell Axel he must go. Also their father said Marluxia must call him once or twice every month. Honestly that man is obsessed with his children. I'll text you the address after you finish celebrating. Say hi to Sora and Namine for me. Love you, bye."

"Bye…"

The phone line went dead. Roxas dropped his phone and looked at Axel. The redhead stared hopefully, uncertainty written all over his face. Roxas face broke out into a wide grin,

"…He did it."

Axel grabbed Roxas into a hug and flung both of them into the backseat. Roxas squealed as Axel squeezed him.

"Roxas you fucking troll! Don't just sit there like something horrific happened then tell me shit like that!"

Axel smiled into the blond hair beneath him. Roxas smiled brightly into his chest, he gave his clavicle a kiss.

"I love you."

Axel pulled back to stare at him, "Roxas lets get married."

Wide eyed the blond stared at him, "What?"

"Not now obviously, but like when we graduate and shit. I want that to be the first thing we do. Promise me okay?"

"I promise." Roxas smiled slightly teary eyed. Axel kissed his forehead,

"I love you Roxy.

The two of them rolled around in the backseat for a while till Axel decided he better call Marluxia and give him the news. Axel sat up and Roxas laid across his lap and thought about married life. They practically would be because Roxas was sure he'd spend a majority of his time at his new apartment. Axel took out his dinosaur phone, it hadn't failed him yet, and called Marluxia's number.

- Vexen's Condo-

Marluxia rolled over to find Vexen's hand with his phone in his face. He blinked groggily and looked up. Vexen raised an eyebrow,

"Your brother's calling."

He pushed the cell phone towards him once again. Marluxia eyed his hand and licked it. Vexen dropped the phone with a gasp and a glare. The pink haired boy was sent into a fit a giggles. Vexen rolled his eyes and walked into the kitchen. Chuckling Marluxia answered his phone.

"Marly speaking, who may I ask is calling?"

"It's Axel dumbass and dude we have a apartment! Roxas just got done telling me about it. Cloud paid for our first month but the rest is up to us. And something about keeping up grades and college shit. But dude! An apartment!"

Marluxia broke into hysterical laughter and he was joined by Axel on the other end of the phone. They were some lucky SOBs. He finished his insane laughing,

"Axel this is great! More than great like the best thing to ever happen in history, ever!"

"I know right! Anyway I'll be there in like five, six minutes so we can check this place out, kay'?"

"Yeah, sure. Love you bro."

"Love you more you flower turd."

Marluxia rolled his eyes with a smile and hung up. He stood and stretched his arms. Vexen chose that moment to turn around with two cups of coffee. He immediately turned back around,

"My god child where are your clothes."

He said it with a more steady voice than he hoped. A light flush set onto Vexen's cheeks, Marluxia gave him a lopsided smile,

"What? I have boxers on. Besides I'm sure you've seen it all before."

He walked over to him and took one of the mugs of coffee.

"Thanks."

He stood in front of the window and just stared out it, sipping at the coffee. He was awestruck, at least he believed he was. Marluxia sipped his coffee again then set it down on the widow sill. Vexen stared as muscles contorted on his back when Marluxia rolled his neck. Vexen flushed deeper, what the hell was he doing? It's just the brat, why the hell was he ogling him? Just why?!

As Vexen seethed with himself Marluxia got dressed. He smiled at his teacher,

"Hey?"

Vexen spun around his hair flying around himself, it took all of Marluxia's willpower not to swoon or jump the man.

"What? What is it?"

"I'm going now. My brother will be here soon, so thanks for everything."

He offered a charming smile, Vexen felt himself calm upon seeing this smile.

"Yes, yes, of course. No trouble at all, but don't make it habit."

"I promise not to."

Marluxia leaned forward and attempted to peck his teacher on his cheek but made contact with Vexen's hand. Pouting the boy pulled back,

"Come now, after all we've been through I still can't give you a simple parting kiss?"

"Certainly not. You're getting cocky."

Marluxia smirked, "Oh, I'd like some sort of cock."

"You are repulsive."

Marluxia embraced him and laughed. Vexen smiled just a bit into his shoulder. Marluxia breathed in his scent, he couldn't describe it but he absolutely loved it. Vexen knew he should probably tell the boy to get going but, but he just felt so comfortable. He sighed into the embrace and wrapped his arms around Marluxia's middle. The student stared mildly shocked,

"Hey Vexen,"

"Hmm?"

"I really, seriously love you."

Vexen felt himself grow warm, he felt the need to return these words. But that was the most ridiculous notion he'd ever thought of. But when he found himself about to kiss the boys cheek he had to bite his tongue. This was very inappropriate.

"Hey…do you like me?"

"It'd be a lie if I said I didn't somewhat in the most miniscule way enjoy your company."

"Very nice Vexen, very nice. If I do say so myself I thoroughly,"

Marluxia kissed behind Vexen's ear and squeezed him earning a chuckle from the older man.

"Thoroughly, enjoy your company. To the point where I can't stand to be without it."

"I'm so sure."

"You should be, my sweet hydrangea."

He kissed Vexen's cheek as a honk sounded outside. Marluxia let his semi-smiling teacher go. He put on his shoes and looked back.

"I'll be sure to tell you my new address. Just in case one stormy night you have a crisis."

He winked and Vexen rolled his eyes.

"Just get going brat."

"Love ya', I'll see you later okay?"

"Go."

Marluxia smiled and walked out the door giving a small wave, closing it quietly behind him. Vexen sighed and leaned against his door crossing his arms. He looked at his cat,

"What am I going to do Ven? This brat is so convincing, I find myself falling for simple words."

Ven meowed and Vexen sighed, it was going to be a long day.

- At a small two level apartment complex-

Axel swerved his car into a parking space. The three boys got out the car and ran up the outside stairs. Once on the second level they dashed to a room with the number #253 above it. Roxas excitedly typed in the pass-code to open the door. With a click they paused then barreled into the room. They all gasped, Marluxia smiled,

"It's-"

Roxas frowned slightly,

"It's so-"

Axel scowled,

"It's shit."

All three of them nodded. Marluxia spun around, spreading his arms out,

"It's just rustic! Besides this give me a chance to finally use all my Home Goods magazines! Oh, it's absolutely darling!"

He skipped ahead, Roxas turned to look at Axel,

"Well it's not horrible. Right?"

He squeezed the redhead's hand. Axel smiled down at him,

"Yeah and it's ours. Our little shit faced apartment. I love it."

He pulled the blond into a embrace. Roxas laughed and squeezed him back. They stood like that for a few moments before Axel sighed.

"Well looks like I gotta find a job. Not to mention fixing this place up."

"I'm sure you'll find one in no time. Besides I'll help you paint."

"Just paint? Why Roxy who knew you were so delicate."

"Suck a nut Axel."

"That can be arranged."

He grinned something feral at the shorter boy. Roxas squeaked as Axel snatched him up and spun around the living room. Roxas hugged his shoulders and smiled. This seemed too perfect. The man of his dreams, said man having his own apartment, and that said man not moving away. For once everything just fell into place.

Marluxia ran into the room with a grin on his face,

"Hey dodo birds, the pipes are up and running, so it the AC. So looks like we just need to fix up the appearance."

Axel smirked, "Can we paint the kitchen pink?"

"You fucking know it brother."

Roxas rolled his eyes at the brothers. He hopped down from Axel's grip,

"Well I'm sure you two have things to pick up from your house and get settled in. So I will be taking my leave."

Axel cocked his head to the side, "You gonna walk?"

"No, I can take the bus. The terminal's just a short walk away."

"Nah, I'll drive you. Be back in a jiff Marly."

Marluxia nodded and waved goodbye to them. He flopped down in the middle of the living room. He looked around again, everything felt so surreal. He was going to memorize the layout of the apartment.

Okay so first you walk through the door into the tiny ass foyer, then take two steps and there's a small linen closet to your right, continue walking forward and you enter the living room, to the left of the living room is the kitchen, it had one of those big square windows so you could see into it from other parts of the house, the dining room would most likely be set up in there.

Continue through the living room into a long hallway, one door at the end of it is the master bedroom, on the left is a smaller bedroom, the bathroom, and another linen closet, on the right is the laundry room, connecting out of the laundry room was a small balcony, big enough for two maybe three chairs, and that concluded their lovely apartment.

Marluxia repeated the pathways throughout his head like a mantra. Axel opened the door and grinned,

"Honey, I'm home!"

Marluxia perked up and ran to the foyer spreading his arms out.

"Welcome home dear!"

Axel charged him to the ground and the two of them flew into a fit a of laughter. They laid spread out on the floor, all the windows open. A slight breeze faded in and out. In good health a few birds chirped and the brothers just laid there. Axel looked at the ceiling where a ceiling fan and the lights with it hung.

"So how much does this place cost a month?"

Marluxia yawned, "Like three-sixty a month."

"Three dollars and sixty cents?"

"You wish dipstick. Three hundred sixty a month."

"Ah, I do wish."

"…"

"…"

"Axel you gotta get a job."

Chirp, chirp went the birds outside.

"Dude I know! Think I can get hired at your place?"

"This is my place."

Axel flew into a bout of laughter. He held his stomach to subdue it to giggles.

"Hehhehhehe, I have no idea why I thought that was so funny. But nooo dude, like where you work."

"Nah man, we're not hiring till next winter."

"Spooge."

"Spooge as like in jizz?"

"Yeah man, spooge."

"Spooge."

"…"

"…"

"Marly help me get a job."

"Uggraaaaagggghhh, no man it was hard enough finding mine."

"Don't be a bitch."

"Listen dipshit I'm gonna be paying for everything for a while so don't get mouthy."

"I'm all kinds a dip today huh?"

Marluxia laughed and got up. He dusted himself off, this place needed a thorough cleaning. He held his hand out to his brother. Axel grabbed it and pulled himself to his feet. Marluxia looked at him,

"You wanna get our shit from the house and steal as many necessities as possible?"

"Get in the car."

TBC

Short chapter but I just wanted to set up the basis for their home. I hope you enjoyed anyway.

:Extra:

I'll Buy This

Saix carried the old desk out onto the lawn. His two dogs, a Schnauzer Sancho and a cream colored Chow Chow Tulula, ran around in the yard. Saix sighed and looked at all the stuff his aunt was selling. It wasn't even summer yet. He sat down in one of the plastic chairs. He took out a book and began reading. He didn't get very far as it was snatched up from his grip. Saix glared upwards but was surprised to see Xemnas.

"So even on break you read? When do you ever get out? Don't you want a tan, like my fantastic skin? Though mine is natural."

Saix rolled his eyes and took his book back.

"Yes, I like to read. I get out when I work, walk my dogs, and go to the library. No, I have no need for a tan."

"Really now? Your just so fucking pale, ghosty."

"Still as mature and charming as ever hmm?"

Saix stood up and turned to go inside. He got spun around by his arm. Saix glared,

"What?"

"I'd like to buy this."

"Buy what?"

Xemnas pressed their bodies together, "Your virginity."

"Sold out."

Xemnas laughed and let him go with a smile. Saix straightened his clothes,

"If that's all, I'd prefer to sell without your teasing."

Xemnas sat in his chair, "Now where's the fun in that?"

Saix grunted and decided to rearrange some items. Xemnas began taking his shirt off. Saix stared blankly at him.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"We'll sell a lot more with me shirtless. Trust me."

In the end Saix sold almost everything, much to his displeasure most of the customers were girls from his school, but two figurines. These figurines just happened to be of a husband and wife.

End.

I miss writing my most feral couple D: but none the less must stick to the plot! Next chapter coming soon. Please review c:

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