Young River is sitting in Stormcage, writing in her diary when the TARDIS appears in her cell. She looks up and smiles and then the Doctor comes out the TARDIS.
"Sorry about that. Your dad was going insane and I had to sort it out." he tells her.
"You know who my dad is. How far ahead are you?" River asks.
"Quite far. This is like a one off thing. I missed a night when I was younger, making up for it tonight." The Doctor says.
"Aw okay well I won't know any different but you did not have to tell me that." she says.
"Yeah I did because then when you see me tomorrow you will understand why I don't have a clue what happened and why I am begging forgiveness which if I was you I would take full advantage of." he tells her then she goes up to him "Is that right?" River says.
"Yeah." The Doctor says then they both laugh and she kisses him.
"Wait before we do anything. I need to be somewhere in the morning its important so don't let me sleep in." he tells her.
"You have a time machine, sweetie." River says.
"Yeah I know but I promised you that we would do the same as you just this once. So I have to so it's your fault as well." The Doctor says.
"What I don't know won't hurt." she says then kisses him then he starts to kiss her neck.
"Doctor." she says.
"What?" he says, still kissing her neck and picks her up and she wraps her legs around his waste.
"In fact it does not matter." she says then she takes off his bow tie and takes down his braces and he takes off her vest and sits on the bed. She unbuttons his shirts and takes it off and unbuttons his trousers while he unbuttons hers.
"You do realize everyone in here is going to hear you." The Doctor says.
"Yeah I know. I will be quiet." she tells him then the Doctor just laughs.
"Okay I will try" she says.
"You will fail probably." he tells her then she pushes him so he is lying down and starts kissing him.
The next morning, River is lying on the Doctor's chest and they are sleeping. And River wakes up.
"Sweetie. It's ten o'clock. Don't you need to be somewhere?" she says trying to wake up the Doctor. It works cause his eyes slowly open and sits up.
"Yeah I do. Your right so I will get clothes on then leave. I felt like this is how a one night stand would go." he tells her.
"Yeah it is but I don't mind cause you are going to meet me." River says.
"I am guessing you did not notice we were here." A guard says.
"Shit. I will go see you tomorrow...well...I will see you in like five hours but still..." The Doctor tells River then puts his trousers on.
"Love you." he then tells her before kissing her and picking up the rest of his clothes and going into the TARDIS. Then he comes back out and says, "Eh if I was to die before you. Would you continue to see me?"
"What do you mean?" River asks.
"If I died before you and you had been to my funeral and had done all of that would go. Then go see a past me like continue seeing me." he explains.
"No I wouldn't. I think if I did that it would not be dealing with it like I should. If you died that would be it...How?" River says.
"Nothing. I was just wondering." The Doctor says then goes back into the TARDIS and it disappears.
Rory and the rest of the boys apart from the Doctor are in the house. "Okay. Where is he? If he does not turn up I will kill him but I probably won't need to because River would do it herself." Rory tells them.
"Well he will show up it might not be the one who left but he will turn up. I hope if not we are the ones who have to explain this." Jack says. Then the doorbell goes off.
"I will get it" Luke says then goes to the door when he opens it. It's Amy standing there. "Is the Doctor there? I need to ask him something. River said it was important." she asks.
"No he isn't. I don't know where he is." Luke tells her.
"What? How could that be? He is one man...aw River will kill him for this...he promised her." Amy says.
"Yeah I know he will be here." Luke says.
"He better be. I will have to wait here till he gets here but if he has ran for the reason. I think he has. Then he will have a lot to answer for and I think Anthony might lose his mind if he finds out. So he better turn up." Amy says then the TARDIS appears and the Doctor comes out of it.
"Don't worry. I went to sleep last night and it was the night before my wedding and I woke up this morning and came straight here. There was complications but I came straight here. There is only one thing I have not done yet and I am about to go do that now but I don't know how this will end." The Doctor says.
"Don't do the thing you where meant to." Amy says.
"Why? Do you know what it is?" he asks her.
"No but River sent me to see if you had opened it but you've not. So don't she does not want you to yet she says you will get it but not yet she want to make sure of something first." she tells him.
"Okay I am guessing you are not going to tell me what and I am also going to guess you are going to go get it so that I don't look at it anyway." He says.
"Yeah I am but don't worry. She said you will find out eventually." Amy says.
"Where have you been all night?" Luke says.
"You will find out later in the speeches but I need to talk Amy alone about something. If you could give us a minute, Luke. Or in fact go upstairs to my room, go in River's beside drawers, top one and get out the envelope and bring it back down. By the time you have done that we should be done. Okay? Thanks." The Doctor asks him.
"Yeah sure but we will need to start getting ready soon." Luke says then goes upstairs.
"Okay. Where were you last night?" Amy asks.
"No. You will find out later." The Doctor says.
"Okay. What is it then? Tell me quick." Amy says.
"Like I mentioned yesterday. I am making sure River does everything she wants before she dies and I am finding it difficult to do it all. Not because I don't want to or because the TARDIS can't go because every time I tick something off her list I am one step closer to sending her on that ship that takes her to her death but its fine cause I have a plan. The Singing Towers is not going to be the last time she sees me. I won't let it." He tells her.
"Okay but that's what she said. That's what River told you when you met her." Amy says.
"Yeah but she knocked me out for at least an hour maybe two so if I can get there for when I am unconscious I can talk to her see her again and more importantly she can see me. Cause when she dies it will be me that does not love her looking but I thought I could also have the TARDIS near it then I could watch it as well all over again. I know it will probably kill me but I won't be watching it to see her die I will be watching to see the last time she lived. If you understand what I mean." The Doctor explains.
"Yeah I do but you have to go through with this one now. It's up to you how long you take for the rest, okay? And I have to go get ready as soon as Luke gets back. So good luck and see you later. And go get ready." Amy says.
"Yeah see you later." The Doctor says then goes inside passing Luke on the way.
"Here Amy. What is it?" he says while passing her the envelope.
"I am not allowd to say but River will thank me for this." Amy says then walks back down. When Luke goes back inside everyone has their shirt and trousers on.
"I better get ready then." Luke says.
"Just like this everything else take like five minutes" Mickey says.
"I better do Alfie's just now so that he is fine. He might take a while." Craig says while buttoning up Alfie's shirt.
"Okay tuck it in then." Craig tells him then Alfie tucks his shirt in. "Now where is your waist coat and tie, little man?" he asks.
"Upstairs." Alfie tells him.
"Go get it then and when you come back down we will put it on you." Craig says.
"Okay." Alfie tells him then runs up the stairs.
"People are starting to arrive. Doctor! Are you ready?" Rory says.
"Yeah I will be two minutes. Jack! Rory! You need to be fully dressed as well. Everyone does then we can just go." The Doctor says while trying to tie his bow tie.
"You can't do it, can you?" Rory says.
"No I can't. Can you?" The Doctor asks.
"No I can't. Go get Amy to do it." Rory says.
"Yeah I will be right back. Have everyone ready for me coming back, okay?" he says then leaves. Everyone is getting the rest of their suits on. Craig is also helping Alfie then they go outside and there is loads of people standing there.
"Does anyone know who these people are?" Clyde asks.
"Nope." Rory says then after five minutes the Doctor comes round with his bow tie done and his top hat on. "Okay come on then lets go." he tells everyone then goes in the TARDIS.
"Have we got to follow him?" Sylvia asks.
"Yes we have." Jack answers then everyone goes in the TARDIS.
"Okay Sylvia and Wilfred, what did you tell Donna?" The Doctor asks.
"We told her we where going away for the weekend and that she was not to visit us. Good thing she has that husband of hers otherwise we might have missed it." Wilfred says.
"That would have been fine with me." The Doctor says then he flies the TARDIS.
"Okay everyone inside apart from the people who need to pick up their bridesmaids." The Doctor says then they all go inside apart from Luke, Clyde, Ian, Craig, Alfie, Rory, Mickey, and Anthony.
"Okay. So now what?" Anthony asks.
"We wait for the girls to come and then we walk down that aisle with them." Craig says then all the bridesmaids appear.
"Okay. Who is with who then?" Amy asks.
"Alfie and Molly go down first with the rings, which are in my pockets. Amy did you bring the purple cushions?" Mickey asks.
"Yeah here." Amy say then gives them to Mickey. He then gives them to the children with the rings on them.
"Be careful, okay?" Mickey tells them and they both nod their heads and then he goes on and says.
"Then I think it's Clyde and Rani. Then Craig and Clara. Then Me and Martha. Then after that we have got Sarah Jane and Luke. Then Ian and Susan then...no wait Clara goes down with the children, Craig goes down with Martha, I go down with Jenny after Sarah Jane and luckily... everyone else is the same then Ian and Susan go down. Then it's Amy and Anthony then it's the bride and her dad." Mickey says.
"Well done, babe. You remembered." Martha says.
"Thanks. Now we better go before he starts to panic." Mickey says.
"Wait River. I got this from The Doctor" Amy says then gives the envelope to River.
"Did he look at it?" River asks.
"No not that I know of. Maybe you should just tell him what is in it yourself. You know to see the look on his face." Amy says.
"Yeah your right. Dad can you keep it just now." River says then hands the envelope to Rory.
"Yeah sure." he says.
"Okay now. Let's do this." Mickey says then they all go in the church walking down the aisle in their pairs when they reach the bottom sitting down. And River stands in front of the Doctor and he says. "You look amazing in the dress."
"I know." River tells him and they both laugh and the priest says "You can all sit now and today because we are going two weddings. One Time Lord and one human. We are going to skip the hymns so we will start with Time Lord if you could take each others hand." Then River and The Doctor take each others hands and the priest then continues.
"Okay. Amelia Jessica Williams do you give your consent to the Doctor to marry your daughter and can accept him into your family?"
"Yes I can." Amy says.
"Okay now. Rory Arther Williams do you give your consent to the Doctor to marry your daughter and accept him into your family?" The priest asks Rory.
"Yes I do." Rory replies.
"Okay now if anyone thinks these two should not get married please speak now or forever hold your peace." the priest then says and there is a moment of silence and then he continues. "Thank god for that. Now for the rings, like I said we are doing this quickly as we are doing a mix of two weddings; Time Lord and human."
Then Alfie gives River the Doctor's wedding ring. "Thank you." River tells him. The the priest goes on and says, "Place the ring onto the Doctor's fnger and say your vows." Then River puts the ring on the Doctor's finger while saying "This ring shows that the Doctor is married. That he loves someone enough that he trusts her with his name and that she loves him just as much as he loves her even though she does not always tell him. And it might not seem so but she does and if anyone tries to take him from me I will go after them with my gun and unless the Doctor is there. She will probably end up dead but it also my way of saying I love you."
"Okay now Doctor if you could do the same." the priest says. Then Molly gives The Doctor River's ring.
"Thanks, kid" he says.
"Now place the ring on River's hand and say your vows." the priest says and the Doctor put the ring on River's finger and says "River from the day I met you I knew you where different from the rest not because you knew my name because of the way I looked at you I just never wanted to believe it I never want to give I was trying to stop myself from falling in love with you but unfortunately I did and I don't regret it. The reason I never wanted to fall in love with you is the reason I love you and this ring shows that the Doctor does love someone more than his TARDIS and would give up everything for a someone just like everyone else and the best part is she is just as mad as me."
"Okay if you could now whisper your names into each others ears." the priest says then they both do so as River is not Time Lord and does not have a Time Lord name. She whispers Melody Pond into his ear.
"Okay now Doctor. You are married and so are you River. And Doctor... you may kiss your wife." the priest says then the Doctor kisses River then once they have stopped they walk back down the aisle.
"You did it." The Doctor says.
"Did what?" River asks.
"You are the woman who married the Doctor." he tells her.
"Yeah I am." she says then everyone goes into the TARDIS.
They are all sitting in the TARDIS, waiting on their food and about to the speeches then Rory stands up and says. "Okay a speeech. I completely forgot about this but eh what can I say...you know the Doctor so you know it won't take just anyone to make a married man out of him. So I think that shows just how wonderful my daughter is and eh I am so proud of her and how far she has come since first meeting the Doctor when she first met the Doctor she was trained to kill him and she could not do it. The one time she did she brought him back to life...talk about mixed signals for a first date eh but other that that I wish them good luck in married life. Hope they enjoy every single bit of it and if you break my little girl's heart, Doctor. I will crush you and I will now pass you over to Anthony who asked if he could say a few words and as the brides brother I think he should." Then sits down.
Then Anthony stands up and says. "What can I say? I don't know the Doctor that well but when I first met him. I hated him I thought; Who does that? Leaves someone waiting for twelve year then comes back anther two years and then basically ruin a little girl's childhood but mangage to save her life at the same time. I am talking about my mother by the way...not River and then he left her let her die and I never got a chance to hear the full story and it turns out he done everything to try and stop my mother from going to her death basically. Then I heard it all and he was letting her go with the man she loved as he thought that was a good choice he did not want her too. He cried and then I thought about it again and thought; What the hell was he doing breaking into species when River was there as well? Then he told me he regrets that everyday of his life he wished he had thought about that at the time because he wishes he could have been stronger for River but he has not let her down not once. Every time she asks he is there whether he knows who she is or not but that did not matter to me. Cause I thought he treats her like shit but then I sat down and I thought about it and he is wonderful he does not know the woman but he still goes and gets her every time no matter what he is doing he drops everything he has a time machine he goes then and not many of you know this. And I can't go into much detail about this as it's not my place to says anything but River was in hospital not that long ago and he was there everyday never went anywhere he did go away once to get my dad and he was furious cause he would not go when my mum asked different story and eh he was so angry that he took it out on all of us. Or we thought he was but what he was really doing is waiting for River to tell him that it was okay for him to tell us even though. He had the right to tell us and that changed everything I thought about him and I will happily call you my brother. So congratulations River and the Doctor and by the way my sister is great as well but you all know I love her." Then sits down then he stands up again and says "Now we move on the Jack."
Jack then stands up and says, "No. I would not do any of you." and the pretends to sit down and the continues "Really though I will be honest. I don't know River that well and yeah I know the Doctor well like he is one of my best friends but I don't know any funny stories. I went through the time vortex on the side of the TARDIS once because he never let me in its okay though I can't die. Then I got killed by a Dalek and to be honest the amount of times this man has left me for dead is unbelievable but I still love him because he only does those things cause he know I can't die and there are more important things to do than save a man who can't die and I sometimes think. I thinks the same thing of himself without realizing that he can die one day he just might and he has to slow down and take a break as know he has a wife and she needs to come first so he will now need to think twice before running in front of a Dalek. Not for his sake but for hers and I don't think he will because he thinks he should put everyone else first and that if he dies it does not matter but I love you, mate. And I love River...don't really know her but if she can make you a married man then yeah I love her as she has done the impossible. Congratulations mate. Now it's your turn." Jack then sits down.
And the Doctor stands up and looks around the room and says "Now this is the point where you thank your mother and your mother in law but I am not going to do that because i don't see the point in that. I planned all of this with help from the men yeah you heard me right the men did it. And I forgot to get Amy flowers so there would be not point but I would like to thank Rory and Amy for making my beautiful wife and for doing it on the TARDIS so she is half Time Lord. One of the best parts about it but eh what you or most of you are wondering is where was I last night as I think all the boys noticed that I was out all last night and Amy knew. I don't know who she told but I am going to tell you something. I was with River from the past...a younger version of her cause I remembered I missed out a day...not on purpose I was always going to see her that night I think it was like the third night you were in prison and I went there because I could not stand being away from her for one night. I am over nine hundred years old and in the last few but best years of my life I have gotten used to have River there every night that not I can't get to sleep without her so thats where I was last night. And that's why River. I had to rush off that morning and I hope to god I did not get you into to much trouble because I just realized why you never told me about it before because you did not know it. I knew so you are going to have to tell me that yeah so I love River if I never it would be a bit late now but only by like an hour. But now just eat. Have a good time and enjoy tonight. Everyone has a room. It will have your name on the door so eh yeah thats all I have to say and thank you for coming and also you can take your plates home. What do I need with plate's with your lots names on them? Now lets eat."
Once they are all finished they go through to the dance floor and the DJ says.
"Okay also have karaoke. I heard from someone that it's something River and the Doctor do a lot so I brought the kit with me but eh if we could have the bridal party on the dance floor for the first dance that would be great. Thanks." then they all pair up. Rory and Amy, Clyde and Rani, Jack and Sarah Jane, Ian and Susan, Mickey and Martha, Anthony and Jenny, Luke and Clara and the Doctor and River. Craig dances with Sophie as there is no one for him to dance with and they dance to; If You Told Me To by Hunter Hayes.
"This is good. I like it. I would have went for something everyone picks." River says.
"Yeah I know. I wrote a song as well but thats not coming on till later on but I don't think the DJ believes it everyone else in here know me knows what I am like. But he doesn't but its okay cause Luke was there when I did it...well when I gave it to the people." he tells her.
"Well I am looking forward to it." River says.
"You should be. It's one of the most well know songs in the world and he wrote it. I could not believe it." Luke tells them.
"Really? He wrote a song? Aw that's so cute." Clara says then before the first course the Doctor runs off.
"I will sort this and if you don't trust me then Sarah Jane can come with me." Amy tells River.
"No its fine. I know what he talks to you about and I am fine with it. Cause he can't tell me about it I told him not to." River says.
"Okay. As long as your okay with it." Amy says then goes away after him and after looking around the TARDIS finds him sitting on the stairs up to the console room.
"Okay you wanted to do this, remember? You did not have to do everything on that list...River was fine with what she got." Amy says then sits next to him.
"Yeah I did. If you died and you never got everything you wanted in life would you be okay with that?" The Doctor says.
"Yes I would be. If I got Rory in the end." Amy says.
"But you don't. You won't get anything." The Doctor says.
"Yeah well River gets you. So its okay." Amy says.
"But she does't when she dies she gets a young me who it would not have made a difference if it was River or other Dave on that chair well it might of but not that much." he tells her.
"But it was still you that all that matters." Amy says.
"No. Everything on this list gets done if it kills me." he says.
"Let me see then." Amy asks then he gets a piece of paper and gives her it. "You kept it on you all the time?" Amy says.
"Yeah course. So I know what I have to do." The Doctor says.
"Okay. 'Have a big wedding' You have like twenty five people in there but okay what else is on here camp with other couples...okay..here take it back" Amy says.
"What" he asks.
"You camping? Yeah right I would love to see you put up a tent. Pop up maybe and does she mean ruffing it which you could not do either." Amy says.
"Yeah I could. I could totally camp." he tells her then she looks further down the list and says. "You do realize your furniture is on this list." Then River comes but they don't notice as she does not come round the corner.
"Yeah I know. I have that sorted don't worry." he tells her.
"Okay. How?" she ask.
"Spoilers." he says.
"Won't even tell my mother? So why are you here then? Go on tell me." River says.
"No she is on about something completely different that I will happily tell you but it will ruin the honeymoon surprises." The Doctor says.
"Okay you are off the hook but you better have a brilliant honeymoon planned." River says.
"Yeah I do. Now...River,,,dear would you mind if I took you to the dance floor and we had our first dance?" he asks.
"Not at all." River says.
"Amy? Would you mind?" The Doctor asks.
"Aw yeah. Sorry no longer than five minutes otherwise I will not be responsible for my actions. Just one hint...Captain Jack Harkness." Amy says then goes away.
"Let's go now." The Doctor says.
"Why?" River ask.
"No way am I letting your mother sleep with Jack." he tells her.
"Who says Jack will sleep with her?" River says.
"I have seen Jack flirt with a tree before. I am not taking any chances." he tells her. She then kisses him and says, "Okay come on then. Let's go" then the Doctor gets up and they go through the door and everyone stares at them.
"The happy couple everyone. Let's get them moving. Hopefully this time we won't lose the groom and mate here is some advise if you don't want to marry her run away before the wedding not after." the DJ says then puts the song on again from the start and they all dance.
"Amy I want to ask you about something if thats alright after this." The Doctor says.
"No because I know what you are going to ask. And i know how you and Anthony can get. So no...no way." she tells him.
"So your not telling them. Good cause need to tell you something before you make up your mind." Rory says.
"My choice is made. It was made when you went mental yesterday there is no going back from that not after what you did. Now keep dancing and act like you done nothing wrong." Amy says.
"Then how do I make it up to you?" Rory asks as the song finishs.
"Show me that you care. That you love me. Then maybe I will think about it." Amy tells him.
"You know I care and you know I love you. So how do I show it?" Rory ask.
"By not sleeping around with other people!" Amy shouts.
"Okay come on Rory. Lets take a walk" The Doctor says and drags Rory out the room and when they are in the hall says. "Talk now."
"I cheated on her but it was before I knew she was coming back for me. I thought that was it and I was not going to let that be it. I am a man. I have needs." Rory says.
"Yeah okay. I get that but I think Amy would understand. That she has witness it and knows if you don't let it get to you it can work." The Doctor says.
"How do you know?" Rory ask.
"Me and River. Opposite directions. You are going to see the other one with someone else they don't mean it we don't realize that we are going to love someone more than the person we are with at the moment. I know it is different but you never thought you would see her again." The Doctor says.
"I did it after as well to be fair since New York. We have never been the same. I have been sleeping around with other woman not all the time but I have been doing it." Rory says. The Doctor the punches Rory.
"Don't you dare call me a liar or a cheat ever again because you are one does not mean all men are. And I will never be with anyone else other than River. Well at least I hope not...what my other regenerations do is up to them but this one this me will never be with anyone else and I can swear to that and if Amy takes you back she better hope I don't find out." he says then goes back in and River is standing at the door and she kisses him.
"We don't want to be like them." The Doctor tells her.
"No. We want to be us. Being us works." River says.
"Yeah it does." he tells her.
Clyde is still dancing with Rani "So do you like me yet?" he asks her.
"What? I have always liked you." she says.
"No. Like me..like me." Clyde asks.
"Yeah I do. Like I said; I have always liked you." she tells him.
"Kiss me then." Clyde says.
"What? My dad would kill me." she says.
"Your dads not here and who cares what he thinks? I don't. He does not hate me." Clyde tells her.
"Yeah but he does not like you either." Rani says.
"Good point but I could get on his good side. Dating his daughter might not be a good start but he would come around. Now kiss me." he tells her then Rani kisses Clyde.
"There. Will you shut up now?" Rani says.
Then the doctors ex-wife comes in.
"Is that my husband getting married to someone else? Not good at all." she says then River asks The Doctor "Who the hell is that?"
"Nancy I think...I don't know...I am too scared to look." he tells her.
"Okay well. How will I know?" she asks.
"Susan. What does Susan look like?" he tells her.
"Mixed. It's like she does not know what to do." River tells him.
Then he turns round. "Ex-husband? Don't you mean we split up ages ago?" he says.
"No I don't. You ran away. No divorce. You just took Susan and left. Was no one else good enough for your escape plan?" she tells him.
"No just no one else wanted to join me and it was your dad. He said I was to leave and he did not care although he did not tell me to steal his TARDIS but lets not go there and if you make your way to the console room that would be great." The Doctor tells her.
"I thought you trusted everyone in this room?" Nancy says.
"Yeah but no one in this room needs to know the ins and outs of our marriage if they don't know already they will never know now go because I am not the bad guy and you will come out looking stupid like you did before." The Doctor tells her.
"Okay but eh there are four children also here to see you. There not quite kids anymore." Nancy says then walks away.
"Are you alright, Doctor?" River asks.
"Yeah I will be fine." The Doctor says.
"That's not what I asked. What the matter?" she says.
"Come with me and you will find out why we never worked and you will find out why I am not telling you what's up." The Doctor says then Susan comes up to them. "Can I come as well? She is my Gran." she asks.
"Yeah she said bring witnesses." The Doctor says then walks away. River and Susan following