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(Igiko's, I mean.... England's pov, because she's speaking like a guy)

England and France were already at the meeting room long before any of the other G8 members. England brought a chess set with her for entertainment, and a book if she became too bored of France.

"Now," began France, "The first things you must do if you want this plan to work" he patted her head, "is to grow your hair out. And continue under the identity of Igiko with Alfred."

England's eyebrow twitched. "You bloody fool, that's my real name!" she turned to him, this time speaking quieter. "And you shouldn't use it so brashly. A name is a powerful thing." She began drawing the little faces of the Axis and Allies on the board, as she did every meeting.

"And why should I grow my hair out? I'll look like a frog." England said tartly.

"Because now that I, and Gilbert, know your secret, we are to drive you in the right path." He took out a rose. "The path of l'amour!!" a dreamy look came into his eyes. "And that is only the beginning..."

'That is a good plan he told me', she thought, hating to admit it. "But it has a high margin of error." she finally said.

"The plan? Why, of course! Life is not as fun without risks!" he sat in his designated chair for the meeting, preparing the chess set.

"Maybe not," sighed England, sitting in her own seat, "but it sure as hell is more reliable."

'EH?' whispered a quiet voice from outside.

He was baffled by what he had heard.

'I must have heard wrong...' he said quietly to himself.

"Who?" said the fluffy bear in his arms.

'I'm Canada, Kunatiro.' said the nation to his bear, who ignored him.

Everyone eventually came in, and America was the only late one.

Germany sighed. "America, please don't make such a ruckus."

The American munched on a hamburger and laughed. "Ahahahahaha!! I'm not late, you guys are just too early!" He ate it after he stopped and sat down.

During the meeting, England noticed that America stared into space a lot, and only spoke when it was his turn.

"Ve~, Doitsu!" whispered Italy to Germany. "My Italian senses are tingling!"

"...............?"

Germany stared for a moment. Then he sighed out, "Could you possibly repeat that in a language I can understand?"

"It means that America is in love! Why else would he be so quiet, Ve~?"

England was listening unintentionally. It made her blush to herself a little, and she buried her face in her arms.

"Were you getting the wrong idea, Doitsu? " said Italy, poking Germany's head.

"No.. It's just... Hey, Japan, could we switch seats?" Germany said, embarrassed by his best friend.

"Of course, Doitsu-kun." The Japanese, wanting to avoid a conflict, switched seats with Germany. But now he was sitting next to England.

"Konnichiwa, Igirisu." Japan politely greeted England. Of course, he had long since dropped the formalities. He was one of the few who knew her secret.

She smiled. "Hello Japan." He looked at her and then blushed, turning his attention to the meeting, where France was now discussing events in his country. She had to admit, he was an adorable Asian...

France looked over to England before he sat down and winked, making England twitch. 'Bloody frog.'

"Well then, it looks like today's meeting is dismissed. Only if everyone has spoken." he looked around at the table with eight people. (Well, 9 if you include Canada....) "Then please go about your business. We will be having a world meeting in six months that will be held in..." he looked at the papaer in front of him and sighed. " ugh... America."

Russia decided to speak up. "Why should I go to his country, da? Why can't we all join as one under mother Russia?"

America laughed, then pointed his thumb at himself. "Because you scare the living fuck out of nearly everybody, Russia. And because the it's the hero's turn to hold the meeting." He pulled out yet another hamburger and started eating it.

Where does he get all of those bloody hamburgers from? And where does it end up?

Wait, I don't want to know.

"KoLkOlKoLkOlKoLkOl..... But can you say that to my face, Comrade America?" Said Ivan, who pulled out his lead pipe and began floating towards America.

"Hero out~" said America, gathering his papers, and dashing away followed by Russia KoLkOl-ing. Who was in turn followed by Belarus who kept repeating "Married...married.... married...". She must have been waiting outside the doors....

"You can definitely see the family resemblance." quipped Japan.

"Indeed." said England. They laughed at this lame joke only because they were both avid believers of puns.

"Has life treated you well as of late, Igirisu?" Japan asked politely.

"Yes. But it seems that... someone found out my secret." England sweatdropped.

"EH?" said Japan, very surprised. Then he whispered back, "Are they using it as blackmail against you?" He pulled out his katana. "For if they are..."

"No, no." said England, shaking her head furiously. "In fact, he's helping me with my problems."

"Yes, I am. With my help, L'Amérique will be completely England's." France appeared behind Japan, startling the poor Japanese.

"I would like to hear more about this later." Said Japan. "Can you both come to my home anytime soon?"

"Yes, and I'll inform you when I have time for a visit." said England.

"And I will come when England does~" said France, going to bug Italy now that his part in the conversation was over.

Japan looked at England again."This was a wonderful chat, Igirisu." he hugged her, spoke a quiet 'sayonara', and then left with Italy and Germany.

He's come so far! He never even hugged me for a while until after he found out I was a girl...

"Well, I better make some time for the visit then." England said to herself.

Axis Powers Hetalia episode 53 is out! That marks the third season's beginning!

I watched it without subs and knew what it said!!!!!

Yay for me~

Someone did fanart! look on the bottom of my profile for it~ (THANK YOU, thecanadianconspiracy!!!) Any fanart is always welcome~

Okinawan puns are actually really funny. I just wanted to put that in there...

I fail at Japan. Any help?

I imagine that England and Japan get along rather well.... (I'm working on that one-shot about them for this story....)

Sorry if this chapter stinks.... I edited it about thirty times... (T ^T)

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