Well, this should be interesting. This has been swirling around in the Maelstrom of my mind for a while, and I've been dying to let it out. Although, I suppose that's the best type of writing: the ideas that get pent up within your brain so they have enough time to grow and develop before flowing out onto the page as something with some semblence of quality. Or, in this case, something absolutely terrifying.
Also...the bit about the brain cells is entirely made up. I invented all of those numbers. I know nothing about any of this scientifical stuff.
...stay in school, kids.
Anyway. Enjoy!
Gaius: Merlin? Where are you? You've been gone all day.
Merlin: On a field trip, Gaius
Gaius: ?
Merlin: well, after a while, I got Arthur to admit that he "might've kinda sorta liked the future."
Gaius: which is supposed to mean what exactly?
Merlin: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
Gaius: Merlin, when you return, I am getting you professional help.
Gwaine: I heard you guys went back to the future.
Merlin: lol. Sentence phrasing.
Merlin: and yeah, we did.
Gwaine: you didn't take me with you :(
Merlin: would you have taken you with you
Merlin: after what happened last time
Gwaine: probably not.
Gwaine: then again, it was a hell of a lot of fun.
Merlin: yeah right. You burned down the Applebee's in Times Square.
Gwaine: and I apologized
Gwaine: but that's beside the point
Merlin: and the point is?
Gwaine: I am the party, Merlin. Without me, you are party-less.
Merlin: perfect grammar? What is this?!
Gwaine: trying to convey a point. Take me with you.
Merlin: NEVER
Gwaine: you suck as a friend, Merlin
Merlin: don't I know it.
Merlin: but it gets worse. Just wait.
Gwaine: ?
Merlin: Gwaine, you're on a need-to-know basis.
Merlin: and you don't need to know.
Arthur: merliinnn wats wrong with me
Arthur: I cant feel my brainz
Merlin: it worked! Holy crap...
Arthur: what the hell merlin
Merlin: I've created a monster!
Merlin: IT'S ALIIIVVVEEE!
Arthur: r u saying I should be dead?
Merlin: no.
Merlin: but maybe dormant. Like a third of your brain cells now are because of that spell I cast on you.
Merlin: now my life might actually be tolerable.
Merlin: and I get to lead a ten year old around the theme park!
Arthur: you gave me the mind of a ten year old?
Merlin: I gave you the mental capacity of one.
Arthur: I dont understand that sentence.
Arthur: no more long words k
Merlin: im a freaking genius.
Merlin: hmm. Epcot or Magic Kingdom?
Arthur: Hollywood Studios, you idiot!
Merlin: who asked you?
Gwaine: I would have gone Epcot. :(
Merlin: another country heard from...
Merlin: get it? Because Epcot, and the countries...
Merlin: you guys suck.
Gwaine: pls take me with you guys!
Merlin: no
Gwaine: but-
Merlin: no
Gwaine: I-
Merlin: no
Gwaine: you don't even know-
Merlin: no
Gwaine: screw you
Merlin: I get that a lot
Gwaine: how are you cutting me off?
Merlin: no
Arthur: Marilyn is elephants and elephants is Marilyn
Merlin: listen to the ten year old.
Lancelot: Merlin!
Merlin: not now!
Lancelot: why?
Merlin: we're on the Tower of Terror
Lancelot: sounds...terrifying.
Merlin: it is.
Merlin: no, wait...I think it's done...
Merlin: OH GOD WHERE DID THE FLOOR GO
Arthur: this is amazing
Lancelot: Arthur? You're there too?
Arthur: assumingly so
Lancelot: I must tell gwen.
Gwen: I sense a disturbance in the force.
Gwen: my common senses are tingling.
Lancelot: Correct.
Lancelot: Elsewhere, while we are not present, there is Merthur going on.
Gwen: Indeed.
Lancelot: Why r we talking like that?
Gwen: no clue but its getting annoying
Lancelot: agreed.
Gwen: so now what?
Lancelot: I don't know.
Gwen: we should go to Disney World.
Lancelot: Ha! Yeah, right. How r we gonna do that?
Gwen: there's this Police Public Call Box in Merlin's room.
Lancelot: how the hell do you know that?
Gwen: he's always talking about it.
Lancelot: what are we waiting for, then? That's how he traveled in time before.
Gwen: let's go.
Merlin: holy crap how did you guys find us
Gwen: magic
Lancelot: True story.
Arthur: the hell r u guys doin here
Gwen: Arthur? U ok?
Arthur: no bitch
Gwen: Merlin! Is he high?!
Merlin: hah. No.
Merlin: even I'm not THAT thick.
Gwen: so what's wrong with him, then?
Merlin: Gwen, you're on a need-to-know basis.
Lancelot: And I'm guessing we don't need to know.
Merlin: you catch on quick.
Merlin: I'm surprised Gwaine didn't beg you to take him
Gwen: he did at first. But when I reminded him that you would kill us both if I let that happen, he declared that Disney world was "too mainstream, anyway"'and stalked off
Merlin: you realize he lied to you right
Gwen: undoubtedly
Merlin: I bet he camped out in my TARDIS
Gwen: your TARDIS?
Merlin: I rented it
Gwen: ...
Merlin: WITH EVERY INTENTION OF BRINGING IT BACK
Gwen: let's just see if we can track down Gwaine
Merlin: wait...let me scan the park for him
Merlin: he's at Hollywood studios! He's close!
Gwen: we ride!
Merlin: Gwaine, I-HOLY CRAP PUT THE TORCHES DOWN
Gwaine: burning things gives me joy
Arthur: I think it's time to go home now Merlin
Lancelot: holy...did he just burn down the Rock'n'Roller Coaster?!
Gwen: clearly not an Aerosmith fan
Gwaine: DIE, STEVEN TYLER, DIE
Gwaine: AND YER LITTLE BAND, TOO
Merlin: and that, children, Is the story of why your uncle Gwaine isn't allowed in Disney world anymore.
Gwen: Or the future.
Lancelot: or even the stolen TARDIS
Gwaine: I love things that are flammable
Merlin: oh it is so time to go
Gwaine: upon reflection Merlin I probably shouldn't have gone so overboard with the flamethrower.
Merlin: I thought we agreed to just let it go
Arthur: I think I'm still in a sugar coma
Gwen: I second that motion
Lancelot: I think I left my stomach somewhere on the spinning teacup ride
Merlin: I would ask if any of you found my sense of direction or my depth perception on the Rock'n'Roller Coaster, but it would have been burned down by now anyway.
Gaius: What on Earth are you all talking about?
Gwen: sugar
Lancelot: teacups
Gwaine: they wouldn't let me burn Space Mountain.
Merlin: nothing gaius
Arthur: STAR TOURS, BITCHES
Gaius: ?
Merlin: and they never spoke of it again
I finally sent the cast of MTM to Disney World! I've been waiting for this day since I started writing. Mua-ha-ha...
Just so you know...it would be the best birthday present ever to break 100 reviews... /wink wink nudge nudge/
...keep watch for more soon.
-K. A. Carlyle