Hi guys! Listen, don't panic if we don't update for ages after this. It's not that we have writer's block, it's 'cos of GCSEs and they are SUPER important. We don't have study leave 'til next month so it won't be until then and even then it won't be up to scratch or not our best. We're not giving it up, we're just restricting it. So apart from exams, we are pretty darn busy over the next two weeks. We're seeing Beauty and the Beast 3D next Saturday and 2 weeks on Monday is our birthday so, yeah. The 'Madison walking in on Sam and Mercedes' idea actually came about in the car when we were at a petrol pump at Tesco's. I just like the sound of Madison accidently being a little cock block. This is our first proper attempt at smut so sorry if it's crap. Peace Out! TG101 :-D x

"...fingers all bleed. And look! That guy just peed, because Christmas time is killing us!..."

Mercedes chuckled, resting her head on Sam's shoulder. It was the 24th of December and she and Sam were currently watching the new Family Guy DVD Sam had bought.

Madison was in bed with her favourite movie, the twins weren't due for 3 more weeks,everything was perfect.

"This is a little dark for a Christmas special, don't you think? she questioned her husband, who was quietly singing along.

"A little. But it IS Family Guy." he shrugged, placing his hand on her stomach "How're the twins?"

"They're fine" she reassured "I know they can't wait for Christmas"

"Yeah..let's just hope they don't come tomorrow" Sam joked, kissing her belly lightly."Hear that you two? No coming out tomorrow. Any day after that is fine but NOT tomorrow."

5:34 am

"Daddy! Santa came Santa came Santa caaaaaame!" Madison shouted, rushing into her parents room "Santa came Daddy! And he ate the gingerbread princess and drank the pink milk! He did Daddy!"

"Did he now? You seen Mommy anywhere?" he asked, sitting up and glancing over the to empty space which Mercedes usually occupied.

"She was talkin' to Aunt Quinny, she sounded bad."

Sam paled slightly as he heard this "What do you mean?"

"I dunno" the 3 year old mumbled, spreading her stocking on her Dad's bed "She sounded bad. Summit about babies..."

"Okay then...don't go disturbin' Mommy, yeah? Remember what happened last week."

Madison giggled as Sam turned slightly red.

Mercedes groaned in pleasure as Sam sucked the skin on her neck. Okay, this'll probably result in a hickey and with Sam's trout- like lips, it usually did. This was one of the only times in her pregnancy so far in which she gave the green light for Sam to explore her body.

She groaned again as Sam's lips continued to make her way down her neck, placing small, delicate nibbles on her shoulder, lightly nipping the skin.

"Sam..."she breathed as his hands gently cupped her breasts "Sam..."

"Shh" he whispered, kissing her nose "Let your body do the talking..."

"You do realise we totally shouldn't be doing this whilst our daughter's still in the house?" Mercedes giggled, gently blowing the back of his neck, making him grin as he felt the familiar hardness on the inside of his pants "Condom?" she asked.

He nodded, undoing his pants, relieving some of the pressure. Ripping the small packet that Mercedes handed him open, he quickly slid under the covers and after several moments, came back up, making Mercedes shake her head, chuckling to herself.

"What? A man's gotta protect his privacy." he grinned,blushing slightly. He shuddered in pleasure as Mercedes' lips attacked him, biting his crooked nipples, trying to get into every crevice and fold of his body.

He returned the gesture by gently sliding off his wife's panties and flicking them away with his foot as he tried to get into a comfortable position.

"That alright for you?" he whispered, making sure Mercedes was comfortable.

"Mmhm." she stopped suddenly turning her head towards the door. It was open a tiny fraction, letting a slither of light in

"Mommy?" came a quiet voice "Mommy Lotso an' I had a dream."

"Shit." she muttered, quickly grabbing the dressing gown that was crumpled on the floor and making her way over to a slightly distraught Madison. "What's happened this time?" she gently asked, squatting down to her level and cupping her face with her hands.

"Me and Lotso had an nightmare, there was a alien and a talkin' dog and.."

Mercedes glanced at Sam who grinned sheepishly.

"Alright sweetie, come on back to bed."

"Ce? You okay?" Sam asked, handing Mercedes a mug of hot chocolate, who just pushed it away. He sighed "Come on Ce, you and I both know you're not well. You turned down a mug of my famous hot chocolate"

Mercedes gave a brief smile, making Sam raise an eyebrow.

"Is it the twins?" he asked, placing one of his rough calloused hands on top of Mercedes' smooth delicate one.

Mercedes nodded, a tear falling down her cheek. "I'm so sorry Sam. I-I should have said sooner but...it's Christmas and..."

"And we'll just have to spend it in the hospital, it's no biggie, I'd rather spend Christmas in hospital with you than stay here without. We'll open the presents and then get going. Madison's getting restless anyway. How far are contractions?"

"Every 9 minutes" she muttered, standing up. She suddenly realised something and gasped "Sam! They're not due for 3 more weeks! I-I'm only 35 weeks myself and.."

She burst into tears, leaning against Sam for support.

"Ssh...it's gonna be okay, 'Ce, it's gonna be okay." he whispered, stroking her hair and she wrapped her arms around his neck "Everything's going to be alright"

"Hello? Mom?" Mercedes asked, her ear to the phone"Mom listen...yes I know it's Christmas...merry Christmas to you too Mom" she chuckled, wincing as she felt the familiar stomach cramps that signified the start of a contraction."Um listen...the twins are on their way and...yep..mhhm...Momcouldyou...just..holdonasecond."

Mercedes gasped as she felt a foot jab her stomach, followed by a pop and a gush down her legs.

"Are you okay Mercy?"

"My water just went."

Mercedes put the phone down and exhaled, glancing at the lino floor which now had a small puddle forming around her feet. She smiled to herself as she heard the familiar sound of her daughter's feet making their way towards the living room. Sure enough, she came several moments later, dragging Lotso by the arm and a new toy Yoda in her grasp.

"Mama, why'd you pee?" Madison asked looking up at her Mom "Was it Chuckie?"

"No honey. You know like we said that the twins are protected by a water balloon?"

"Uhuh."

"Well, it seems as if that balloon's popped." she wheezed, feeling another pain "Sweetie, could you get Daddy?"

"Bu' he's makin' bacon" the 4 year old whined "And I'm hungry!"

"Honeybee, I know you are but this is a bit more important...SAM! SAM YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!" she shouted, suddenly overcome by the pain.

"You called?" he said, entering the living room with an apron with "Keep calm and kiss the chef" on it. His mouth suddenly opened as he looked at the floor "Is that pee?"

She shook her head, her eyes full of fear "No..it isn't...I need help"

"Okay, let's get you to hospital."

24 hours later

"...do they know I'm their big sister?" Madison asked, skipping along beside Joe, who was holding 2 blue bags, one with a tiger toy and the other with a zebra

"Not yet Pebbles, but they will do. Right we're here" Joe stopped outside a door with 'M. Evans' on it "Now your Dad has told me to tell you not to jump straight on Mommy alright? She's really sore from having two babies"

Madison nodded, impatient to see her brothers as well as her parents.

Joe lightly knocked, earning a "Come in!" from Sam.

"Daddy!"

"Hey Madi!" Sam grinned, scooping up the four year old who came hurtling full speed towards him. "You been a good girl for Joe and Daniel?"

"Uhuh! I drew a picture with felts and watched Nemo and had a bubble bath and ice cream and played hide and seek and watched Casper."

"Wow! That's a lot of things to do in one day" Sam teased, giving her a hug "Want to see your brothers?"

"Uhuh!"

"Alright" he mumbled, going over to the two cribs at the side of the hospital bed "Here they are"

Madison gazed at them in wonder "Daddy, why are they so little? Mommy was so big!"

"Well, that's what happens I guess. Now Madison, you're gonna have to careful with Mommy for a while okay?"

"How come?"

"This little dude here," Sam started, indicating the one on the right "got a little scared and so what they had to do was cut Mommy's belly so that he and his brother could get out."

"Is Mommy okay though?"

"Don't worry, she's fine. She's got some staples and stitches to keep it in place. Like when you cut your forehead? Remember that?"

"Yeah" she mumbled, nuzzling her head into Sam's neck "That's when I got Lotso"

"Have you got him with you now?" he asked, kissing her forehead "Hmm?"

She shook her head "Daddy, where IS Mommy? Is she alright?"

"She's just gone for a bath to help her tummy but she'll be back soon. Meanwhile, you can hold one of them"

"Can I?" she asked, her eyes shining "Daddy, who's who? They look the same"

"Well..we only know that one of them is going to be called Andrew Cameron but as for the younger one...we're not sure yet. I love one name, Mom likes another. So we were thinking you should come up with the name. After all, you are their older sister"

Madison stared at the duo in the cribs before pouting.

"Daddy, can I name him Spongebob?"

Sam laughed, only dieing down when he saw the seriousness in his daughter's face. Clearing his throat, he spoke again "Sorry Dotty, I don't think Mommy'll like it. I'll help you pick out a name"

"So, have we decided a name for baby two?" Mercedes asked, wincing as the stitches pulled

"Okay...Madison thought long and hard about this and I think it's pretty good. Bryce Tyler Evans."

"I like it. What do you think? Hm?" she kissed the small infant's nose, making him open his eyes slightly "Bryce? D'you like it?"

"Mommy! Can I hold him?" Madison pleaded from the side of the bed "Mommy can I hold him Mommy?"

"Sure, come on up." Sam smiled, lifting her up from her armpits and placing her next to Mercedes.

"Aww! He's so tiny!" she giggled as Mercedes placed him in her arms "He's heavy."

"Not as heavy as you. You were...8 pounds 5 ounces whereas he's only 5 pounds 11 ounces."

"Hi Bryce, I'm your big sister and I helped name you." Madison mumbled, gently playing with his fingers.

"See? I told you so." Sam whispered to Mercedes,watching their daughter interact with the newest member of the Evans family.

In the other crib, Andrew gave a wail alerting both parents.

"Hey Andy" Mercedes cooed,taking her son as Sam passed him over "Hey honey." she lightly kissed his tiny knuckles as he flailed his arm about, hitting Mercedes' chest several times. "Don't worry,it's okay baby. Alright Andy, what's up?"

The baby in Mercedes' arms gave a small wail, not giving a clear indication as to what was wrong.

"Okay Ace, let's check the diaper region"

Mercedes checked frowning "Hmm...doesn't seem to be that"

He gave another uncomfortable wail, nuzzling into Mercedes' chest.

"How about a song, huh?"

"You could do yours and Mommy's song!" Madison suggested, awkwardly stoking her little brother's hair in a bid to calm him down. She handed back Bryce to Sam and crawled over to Mercedes "Mommy, sing your song! It helps calm me."

Mercedes grinned at Sam, her eyes twinkling. She sighed dramatically "Okay...looking out across the night-time
the city winks a sleepless eye.. hear her voice shake my window ..sweet seducing sighs"

Sam winked, sitting down in the chair next to her,holding his son close to his body "Get me out into the night-time four walls won't hold me tonight if this town is just an apple then let me take a bite"

Mercedes smiled,joining in with Sam.

"If they say, why, why? Tell 'em that is human nature
Why, why does he do me that way?
If they say, why, why? Tell 'em that is human nature
Why, why does he do me that way?

Reaching out to touch a stranger
Electric eyes are everywhere
See that girl, she knows I'm watching
She likes the way I stare

If they say, why, why? Tell 'em that is human nature
Why, why does he do me that way?
If they say, why, why? Tell 'em that is human nature
Why, why does he do me that way?
I like livin' this way, I like lovin' this way

Looking out across the morning
The city's heart begins to beat
Reaching out, I touch her shoulder
I'm dreaming of the street

If they say, why, why? Tell 'em that is human nature
Why, why does he do me that way?
If they say, why, why? Ooh, tell 'em
Why, why does he do me that way?

If they say, why, why? Cha cha cha
Why, why does he do me that way?
If they say why, why, why? Ooh, tell 'em
Why, why does he do me that way?

If they say, why, why? Ooh, tell 'em
Why, why does he do me that way?
If they say, why, why? Da da da
Why, why does he do me that way?
I like livin' this way."

"Don't we all?" Sam murmured to himself, smiling as his son fell asleep in his arms.

"Night bud."