Disclaimer: I just… -sob- do not –sob- own Shaman King –breaks down- WHY? WHHHHYYY?
Notes: Yay! A few people reviewed ShamanDudette's story! You have all made my day. And hers.
But only 1 person voted about Anna… Weird! So she will talk normally for now until someone objects – if they ever do. Which they won't because hardly anyone reads my notes… Even when I do it in bold! WAAAAAAAAAH!
REMEMBER! No matter how far into the story you review, it's always welcome with a smile. Like this -->:)
Constructive critism is welcome! But I always prefer flakes. Or snowflakes. Whichever flows your boat .
Where were we? Oh yeah… The makeover. –people throw axes-
People: QUIT STALLING! What the –beep- DOES HAO LOOK LIKE?
Ehehehe… I like this. Anyway I am… THE voice so you can't kill me with axes! Mwahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
So you want to know what Hao looks like, eh? OK. –story starts-
Me: So the look is "themed". Ryu since you haven't been in this much you can describe what he's wearing!
Ryu: I wet myself.
Me: … I seriously wanted to know that.
Ryu: Cool!
Me: Uh… He's wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt! And… Baggy pants! He has dreadlocks now - and a Rastafarian red, green and yellow hat! Oh and of course ;) a bead bracelet in… red, green and yellow! You gotta mix and match, y'know?
Hao: I eat rainbow drops -
Me: Anyway… What are your views dear judges? Let's start with… Chocolove!
Chocolove: I gotta joke! Hao are the clothes? Hahahahahaha!
Blank faces are shown.
Chocolove: -writes it down- HAO are the clothes! Ahahahahahahaha!
Pirika: -2 minutes later- HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one!
Everyone Else: -sweatdrop-
Me: So that's a No Comment … so Lyserg what is your view?
Lyserg: I don't like Hao.
Me: We know but what do you think of his new look?
Lyserg: I don't like Hao.
Me: I know but what is your view?
Lyserg: I don't like Hao!
Me: Yes, yes, but what is your view on the things we have done?
Lyserg: I said I don't like Hao, OK? –runs out crying-
Me: Umm… Next judge… Manta!
Manta: It is very incommensurable but in a way apropos… Strangely I find it eloquent!
Me: Great! Now can you say it in the language I'm talking to you in?
Manta: I believe that I have veritably done subsequently.
Me: Uhh… -goes to translator- Can you tell me what he said?
Translator: My language knowledge does not go that far.
Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Why don't you people talk normal? T.T
Manta: I have exposition to believe that we were indeed speaking your lexicon.
Me: Suuure… -backs away from Manta- Whatever you say…
Translator¡Tengo que ir, adiós!
Me: Adiós... ¡Beso Beso!
Manta: And you accused me of speaking different lingo!
Me: Yay I understood you!
Horo: What did you say to the talking guy?
Me: Do you really want to know… .
Horo: Yeah
Me: Oh… Umm… I said "Bye Kiss Kiss"
Anna: Yet… Nobody cares.
Me: Thanks for pointing that out.
Anna: You're welcome.
Me: It's been ages since anyone had a turn since Hao –death glare- took all the attention.
Hao: Rainbow drops make rainbows tasty! There's no meat, salt or any pastry! When you go to the supermarket, you'll want so many, and your trolley won't park it!
Rainbow drops will make you so happy! It makes other candy look really crappy! Why don't you try one because you might just soar! Then after that you'll never be a bore!
Rainbow drops are made of sugar! Don't leave any house because there bound to be a mugger! Why don't you buy it in a candy shop! Once you try it you just can't stop!
Rainbow drops make me so hyper! I act like I have never used a diaper! Now I can dance and play all day! Now go and buy some to be A-OK!
Me: O.O
Hao: Rainbow drops make—
Anna: SHUT UP! I'm trying to get some SLEEP around here!
Me: Anna… It's 4 in the afternoon… Why are you trying to sleep?
Anna: I can sleep when I want to sleep.
Faust: And I can operate when people sleep! –takes out yet… another chainsaw with an evil laugh-
Anna: And right now I don't want to sleep.
Ren: I'm gonna get milk.
Me: Be back soon we're gonna start doing it again!
Ren: I'm only going to get milk.
40 Minutes later.
Ren: I finished.
Me: Finally! –looks in kitchen- O.O How many bottles did you drink! O.o
Ren: Only 183.
Horo: Dude… I didn't even know we had that many!
Ren: . We don't and we never have!
Horo: But you just said that-
Ren: It was an illuUuUusion!
Pirika: Can we get started now please… -.-;;
Me: 1, 2, 3
Horo: 4, 5
Jeanne: 6, 7, 8
Pirika: 9
Faust: 10, 11
Lyserg: 12
Anna: 13
Yoh: 14, 15, 16
Ren: 17
Chocolove: 18… Eighteen… Eighteen… Oh I got one! Why was eighteen afraid of looking at nasty things? Because it had just EIGHT… as in ATE
Pirika: -2 minutes silence- AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eight and Eight sound the same! Hahaha!
Hao: I've forgotten what number we were on. Rainbow Drops will revenge on you!
Me: I just realized that you are not talking like we, in the dare, told you to!
Hao: Umm… The rainbow drops ordered me not to. .
Me: O.O Sure they did Zeke.
Hao: MY NAME IS HAO!
Me: Wait… I thought it was RD1T3?
Hao: NOOOO! –breaks down- They will kill me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Almost Everyone: O.o
Ren: I recall we were on 18.
Hao: Oh yeah! 19, 20
Next to Hao, we can hear a girl's voice groaning…
Yay! I updated nice and fast! Now… it's shorter, sweeter and has a cliffhanger. What's not to love :P
And also I realize this chapter sucked but I can't help it… but… and I added a song! I don't know if that's good or bad.
Reviews:
ShadowSpirit2: Yeah I mean that… Weird. Why would they ban it? Very strange. If you ever find out, then please, please, tell me!
Holy Girl: Did do :)
Exploded Toilet Bowl: Don't worry… the mystery is half sorted :D
ShamanDudette: I know what you mean dude :P
Dotmaster: Yeah I know but it won't let me do it on my fanfic.
freya kurenai: Ok I didn't. I can never do something that someone told me not to do after they compliment me :P
Sakura-Moonlight: Aww thanks… And its always nice to see a new reviewers name come up 0
ETB: Thankyou :D You can totally be in my story! But I need a lot of help…
xOversoul: If you want to be in story you can just tell me what you want to do in it and… I'll try and fit you in –shifty look- What do you mean poor Ren… he gets a COW:O:O:O
youkaigirl64: I LOVE THAT WORD! Almost better than cliché and species! AWESOMO! I could say it all day :P Was this soon enough? I've lost count of days:(
Tochigo: You want his pants? Uh… This will be a challenge hard to do. Hmmm… YOINK! –rips pants of Faust- There you go :) His pants will be your reward for today. Next time you may get… the hat –holy light blasts out-
Dreammistress Jade: I know what you mean… I think… Sort of… Shall I tell them that I haven't seen you? Umm… -taps random person- You know I haven't seen Dreammistress Jade. Nope not me. Ask someone else. I haven't I swear! And she doesn't have Hao's hair. :) You can count on me
Half vamp: Woah… Cool! I'm guessing KUTGW is Keep up the Good Work? If it is then I'll try:)
evilpunk-panda: Funniest? Really! YAY! –does victory dance- Updated :)
schmuck: Hey your not sswingg! You are schmuck! ( I know all… You changed your name then? Interesting… If you thought that was weird then rainbow drops shalt make him weirder!
Chibi Blue Angel: Added more! XD That's the nicest thing he said? I'd like to hear the worst. Cute name by the way!
NgocNhi: Thanks:)
Felix-samma: Normal it is then… for now :P
Hunter: Spazz is such a groovy word! W00T! Do you by any chance… like the word "grim?"
To-think-of-a-nice-name: Who has fangirls for slaves! WHO! WHO! WHO! ( Tell me… Yeah pretty equal. Except from the fact that… HORO IS HOTTER THEN HAO! Oh yeah XD… 1 point to me! I don't know… I was to afraid to read it :P