Me: Thanks for all of your comments!!!
Roxas: Poor Axel.....
Me: Since Axel got put into the oven by Zexion.....he's in hospital for three months.....Let's have a moment of silence for Axel
Everyone: ............................................*Cries*.............................................................................................
Xigbar: Guess What? I'm not crazy anymore!
Roxas: Good for you
Me: Ok to cheer everyone up I brought milk and cookies for everyone! Thanks to Raidenrevo!!!! *Gives Raidenrevo $50 dollars and hands everyone cookies and milk* There you go
Everyone: Thanks!
Me: Now to annoy Ansem the Wise! I'm gonna give this guy some slack cause he's old and had his name stolen from Ansem......that and I couldn't think of anything else soo here it is!!!
1. Die his hair black
2. Scare him
3. Watch him scream like a little girl
4. Give him some cookies
5. Drugged cookies
6. Watch him act crazy
7. When Ansem says "Nobody doesn't have a right to know. Nor does he have a right to be" (I think thats what he said) Say "Give the kid a break he just found out he doesn't exist and he has to give up everything to wake up Sora.....jeez....you'd be a horrible father"
8. Watch Roxas laugh while Ansem cries (Roxas: Wait a minute I don't have a heart so how can I laugh?)(Shut up this is my story... anyway)
9. Poke him with a stick
10. Poke him with a big stick
11. Poke him with Sephiroths sword
12. Browse his computer and see if he has Porn
13. If he does when Ansem walks in say "You dirty, dirty old man"
14. If he doesn't put Porn on his computer and when he walks in say "AHHHHH MY EYES!!!!"
15. When Ansem explains to you why he has Porn break his computer
16. Watch him cry
17. When Ansem was just about to blow up say "Move away from the machine if you want to live"
18. If he does watch the machine blow up and watch Ansem have his Happily Ever After (LOL)
19. If he doesn't watch him blow up
Me: There we are
Roxas: .......That was......SO MEAN!!!
Me: WHAT!!! I said I'd give this guy some slack didn't I?
Xigabr: You went to far when you wrote 12, 13,14 and 15
Me:.........You're right I did went to far *Phone rings*
Xigbar: *picks up phone* Hello.....yes....she's here....yes...yes....I'll put her on... It's for you
Me: *Takes phone from Xigbar* hello
Anem: YOU F***ING B***H!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!! ONCE I FIND YOU I"M GONNA.....
Roxas: Blocked for violence and ear bleeding and more ear bleeding
Me: *Put's phone down and feel's blood coming down my ear's*
Roxas: Are you ok? *I haven't moved*
Xigbar: I think she just........died...
Roxas: She didn't die Xigbar her ear's are just bleeding...wait her ears are bleeding..... QUICK CALL THE HOSPITAL THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!!
Xigbar: *Starts to call*
Roxas: Sorry everyone but Stumblealot has a serious injury right now!!! I hope you've enjoyed this chapter and please comment!!!!!! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT STUMBLEALOT!!!!!