CHAPTER 10
"Hey fuckers we are back" hidan yelled. I ran into a wall and started cursing it out. I kept walking with them and didn't do it again. I heard more people breathing meaning we were in the same room. "Ten?" i asked. "Nine" kakuzu answered. "Ten" a voice answered. I unhooked the blindfold. I saw nine people and a plant like thing. I sat on one of the couches like it was my own home. I placed a seal on it. I flashed to my house and grabbed a briefcase of money. I flashed back to my spot and threw at kakuzu. He nodded. I made several clones and placed seals on them so they wouldn't dispel. "There you go hidan and don't worry about hurting them i have a high pain tolerance." i said yawning. I saw a redhead and a blonde arguing about art. I sat down listening. "True art is eternal" "true art is a fleeting moment"
"Actually true art is something rare and one of a kind. You both have true art since each of your art styles are unique the real question is which true art is better" i stated matter of factly. They both looked at me and started agreeing with how i saw things. "I accept that explanation but whose art do you like better" deidara asked and sasori nodded. "Well with sasori's eternal art i feel like if it's eternal and i never stop looking at it then it is truly beautiful yet the fleeting moment i would try to capture all the details which would be impossible making it a mystery and it would possess a person. I can't really choose." i started saying all of this to myself. They both nodding. "We should discuss more sometime" sasori. I nodded and got up. I walked over and sat next to itachi. "Hey fam" i said. He looked at me. I activated my sharingan and we had a staring contest. He blinked making me scoff. I deactivated my sharingan. I was pulled into his tsukiyomi. "Hey it's good to see you" i said to itachi. "Yes it is" he said. "So how's life" i asked. "You can obviously see my memories so yeah." he said. He summoned a game off cards and i sat down. We play a whole bunch of games and i won 7 of them while he won 2 of them. "Do you have a 3" i said for my last card. He gave me a card making me win again. We were suddenly back in the real world. I chuckled which made everyone look at me. Why does this always happen? "What's funny" a man with blue skin asked. "I just beat itachi in cards 8 times out of the ten times we played" i said like it was nothing making everyone gape. "Can you do a game in the real world" the blue guy asked. "Yea" itachi said. We sat on opposite sides. Playing uno. I won after a while. "What is your IQ" itachi asked. I shrugged. I flashed to my library and grabbed a scroll. "Imma learn this" i said. They all sweatdropped. "This is a S-rank lightning jutsu" the blue man yelled. "And?" i said. They all sweatdropped. I walked around until i found a training room. I put my mark on it. I tried it out and voila it worked. "It needs to be more powerful." i thought. I pushed more chakra and tried again. A dog the size of kyuubi formed and ran towards the wall. It hit it full force making a large crater. I flashed back to my couch which i have now claimed. Everyone looked at me. I was muttering about how awesome it was. Everyone sweatdropped. "Show us the damage" peircings said. I flashed there and flared my chakra. A minute later everyone arrived. They all sweatdropped. I did a earth jutsu and the carter was gone but it still had burn marks so i did a water jutsu so it turned out good as new. I turned around dusting my hands off. "What" i asked. "You had three chakra natures" the woman asked. "No i have all of them" i said making them all anime fall. "I'm also a seal master, and i have fox summons but my kenjutsu and genjutsu can use a little work." i said. "I have to check on my house real quick i'll be right back" i said. I flashed to konoha and looked around. Everyone was eating. "Wassup guys" i said making tenten throw kunai at me. I caught it and threw it back. She caught it. "Nothing much" everyone said. I grabbed gaara and pulled him next to me making everyone sweatdrop. "Hey naruto can i come with you" gaara asked. "Why"i asked tilting my head. "Because shukaku only allows me to sleep when i'm near you" he said. I nodded. "Go pack" i said and he went upstairs. "So how's everyone's training." i asked. "I am working on my taijutsu and ninjutsu" tenten said. "Genjutsu and ninjutsu" sasuke. "Taijutsu" temari and kankuro both said at the same time. I nodded. "You" sasuke asked. "Everything" i said making them shiver. "Im ready" gaara said. "Bye guys we'll check in at random times" i said and flashed away seeing them wave. "Wassup" i said scaring the living crap out of hidan. Everyone laughed at him. I sat down and gaara sat next me. He was playing with his sand and i was working on my gravity seals. I wore 500 pound weights on each arm and 600 for each leg. I also had 700 pounds on in gravity seals. I was increase them 50 pounds each. As soon as i finished, i fell on the ground. I slowly got up. "What's with you" kisame asked. Yes...it took me this long to remember everyone's names. "I increased my gravity seals"i said. I stretched and started to jog around the hideout. I came back to see gaara and sasori sitting together talking. "Yea but i hate it when sand gets in my eye" gaara stated. "It really is the worst" sasori said. "Is it really that bad" i asked sitting down. "Yep" they both said. I laid down. "I'm taking someone's room" i said getting up and walking around. I finally found a room and i laid on the bed. Gaara laid next to me and i spooned him. I fell asleep rather quickly. I was in gaara's mindscape and so was kurama. Kurama and shukaku were in human form. Gaara appeared after a minute and sweatdropped. I guess it isn't everyday you see a jinchuuriki and two tailed beast playing cards. He sat at a fourth chair that randomly appeared. We all played cards.
Itachi's POV
Me and kisame entered our room to see my bed taken up by naruto spooning gaara and gaara grabbing naruto's shirt. They were both sleep. It was then that they both mumbled "cheater" at the same time that i got confused. I ignored it and went to another room.
Back to naruto's POV
Kurama threw our cars because he was about to lose and we both yelled
"You fucking cheater." We went back to playing cards. Eventually we all decided to go to sleep for real.