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Edward POV

"What the hell happened to my piano?" I asked realizing that there was no one in here. It looked like a war was going on here. There was paint everywhere including on Charlotte. Yes, I named my piano. There is nothing wrong with that!

Where was Bella and Angela? It's going to take forever to take the paint off the piano. Maybe this is my chance to get a new one.

Good bye Charlotte. ):

Emmet POV

What the hell just happened? I was walking with Rosie when Lauren came up to me and kissed me. Whoa. She is a good kisser. When Lauren left I was with Rosie. She looked mad. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there and looked like an idiot while Rosalie left and walked away. Damn it! This just got really confusing.

Jasper POV

I was walking back to the room when I ran into Emmet and Edward and they looked just like me. Confused.

"Girls are confusing" we all said at the same time.

I was rolling on the floor laughing when I hear Emmet and Edwards story.

"Poor Charlotte" Edward wailed while hanging his head.

"Dude, now it's your chance to get a real girl!" Emmet said

Edward pushed Emmet off the bed and Emmet still kept laughing.

"Guys, stop. We have to get ready for dinner." I said while stepping over Emmet.

Alice POV

"Girls, please come out in the hallway." Tanya said.

"What do you think this is about?" Bella whispered.

"I have no idea" I said

"Girls, the next challenge is going to be making dinner. I guess it's really not a challenge because you are making dinner for a different group of girls." Tanya said while smiling.

"You got to be kidding me!" Rosalie said quietly

"Tanya?" Maria asked. "I was wondering if we could switch rooms. Lauren and Angela would like to be with me in the blue suite. We asked the other girls and they said they were okay with it." She gave her best puppy dog face. Wow, bitch!

"Sure, as long as you switch you rooms by tonight." Tanya said

"So, now back to dinner. This will be a fun way to learn about the other girls. Well, it will be red vs orange. Then yellow vs blue." She kept talking but I zoned out after I realized I would be going cooking for Maria.

"This will get messy." Rosalie said. I don't blame her. What Lauren did to her and what Angela did to Bella.

"Okay girls, red and orange will be in the kitchen first." Tanya finished while walking to the kitchen with 6 girls behind her.

"Let's get to our room" Bella said while going towards the door.

"Maybe we can put hot sauce in something and maybe anchovies. Eww just saying anchovies makes my stomach hurt." Bella said making a face. I know that Bella hates anchovies. I hate them too. They are so slimy.

While Rosalie and Bella started to talk about making the food disgusting and I kept think about Jasper telling me about him eating dinner. He kept saying he can't wait to eat dinner. Eat dinner? OMG!

"GUYS STOP!" I nearly screamed. They both looked at me like I'm crazy

"We can't sabotage it!" I said and Rosalie was about to protest but I cut her off.

"We can't because they aren't going to eat it. When I was with Jasper he kept telling me that he couldn't wait to eat dinner. Tanya is making us think that we are feeding our competitors when we are really feeding the boys!" I said trying not to sound to proud. I am really smart!

"Good job Alice!" Rosalie said while opening the door. She ran into Maria who was obviously trying to listen to us.

"Thanks bitches." Maria said while walking away smirking.

"THAT BITCH!" Rosalie and Bella screamed.

"This means war." We all said.

How do you like it so far? You can see I like using the word wow and the word bitch! LOL.

I know I am weird.

I need some ideas for food. There has to be some groups that sabotage each other. I need really disgusting food. Then really good food for the boys!

THANKS! (: