These next three chapters are from ideas of aurdox! these aren't making fun of any one time, but just sorta in general. K thx by
"Oh Hikaru~! Please don't! It would be too embarrassing for the girls!" Kaoru swooned, adding to the on-going show.
"I don't care! I need you now, and if that is then so be it! I want to taste you like a child wants to taste candy! Please..." Hikaru was holding Kaoru loosely in his arms
"No, not right now..."
"Oh just do it already!" A girl yelled (Renge) and she pushed Hikaru forward.
"Ah!" was all that could escape their mouths before Hikaru's lips crashed into Kaoru's. Their eyes bolted open wide and a look of panic entered their eyes.
The girls, for the most part, were all screaming their heads off. They didn't even notice the look of disgust on the twins faces. After ten good seconds (that long only for illusion) they broke away.
"Excuse us!" They yelled in unison, and running to a corner.
"That was so gross!" Hikaru said.
"I know...now they'll never believe we're straight!"
"Wait, who said we were straight?" Hikaru questioned.
"You didn't read the script, did you?" Hikaru shook his head. "Well, the weirdest part of all is-"
"My first kiss was with my brother, in front of girls that will now think we are forever gay, and we will never be able to tell them other wise. I want a divorce."
This was a play on them being straight and the girls wanting to think other wise. Did it turn out as PLANNED? Naw, but it's alrighty. I'm pretty tired right now though...