A/N: Well here it is! Thanks for your great reviews!
LPOV
We had just left Rose's bedroom dragging two large sacks of candy, alcohol and energy drinks behind us.
"Come on, Christian, Hurry!" I yelled at my poor boyfriend struggling behind me.
"Christ this is some heavy shit! Where on earth did she get all of this?" Christian said. Sweat was poring from his face and mine. He was right, these sacks were heavy Rose had A LOT and I had no clue where she could have gotten it all from.
"I don't know but we need to dump it somewhere maybe at-" My sentence was cut off when an ear piercing scream sounded around the school. And I don't mean a far distance scream, no, this was coming from the school s speakers aka Kirova's office. And no surprise, it was Rose. Again. Everyone around us covered their ears and looked in physical pain from the noises she was making. At first it was just screaming but then it started to sound like an animal was being strangled. It had to be nearly 5 minutes until the awful noises stopped. Everyone looked relieved, but confused.
"Great... I'm deaf!" Cried Christian. "What was that?"
"Crap... I knew this was gonna happen. It's Rose."
Christian scrunched his face up. "Huh?"
"I said it's Rose. She must have gotten to Kirova's office again!"
"Huh?" He repeated rubbing his ears.
I walked closer to him and spoke slower. "She is mad.. because we took all her fooood!"
He looked at me confused. "She's mad so she's gone all nude?"
Wow, she had really done something to his hearing. "Never mind! We need to get rid of all this and then find her!"
Christian shook his head clearly frustrated he wasn't getting it. "I don't understand why she would go nude?"
I let out a huff and started dragging him by the sleeve. Oh boy..
RPOV
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeorrr, Reeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwww, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Reoeoroaoorrr"
I was in Kirova's office in the middle of doing a whale call when there was banging on the door. Whoever was there seemed mad because they kept pulling on the door handle, but of course me being a genius and all, I had locked it.
"Who's there?" I yelled out. I was annoyed for being interrupted as I hadn't got to my speech about my food thief.
"Is that Rose?!" A women's voice shouted.
"'Is that Rose' who?" I smiled and sat back in the chair with no intention of opening the door. I loooved knock knock jokes.
"Open this door immediately!"
For a second I just sat there quietly before bursting out into laughter. I threw my head back and put my hands in the air. "Oh my God that is hilarious! Hahahahaha! You had me there for a second!"
"I'm not kidding around Rosemarie, open this door!"
It was only then that I recognised the voice. "Dad?"
"What?"
"Oh wait women's voice. Mum?" I got up and walked towards the door. "Am I in trouble or something?" I said suspiciously.
"What do you think?" Janine replied. "I'm only going to ask once more, Rose. Open. the. door."
How rude, I thought. After I had just been so nice at laughing at her stupid knock knock joke she was being nasty.
"What's the password?" I asked.
"What?" She asked, it was quite obvious she was pissed off and I had no idea why.
"The magical password that you have to say if you want me to magically open this magical door." I stated.
There was a pause and then a sigh on the other side of the door. "What have you taken?"
"My eyelids feel weird." I said.
My mother started pulling and shaking on the door handle for awhile and then there was silence.
"Mum?"
No answer.
"Muuuum?"
Nothing.
"Are you there mother dearest?"
Well now she was being even rudder.
"Hellooooo? Meow?"
What was with her?
I started barking like a dog at the door cause i figured if thats how dogs got people's attention so why wouldn't it work for me?
But nope, nothing.
"Way to ruined the fun." I said. Thinking she must have left to catch insects or something I opened the door. I took a quick peek out before she put her boot at the door preventing me from shutting it again. "Hey! No fair."
She rolled her eyes before pushing the door completely open and helping herself inside.
"By the way the password was pony porn."
"Pony what?"
"Porn."
"Ummm."
"You know like porn you watch on the internet where people get it on-"
"Rose, I know what porn is!"
I gasped. "You watch porn?"
"What? No, that's not what I said."
"Oh my God my mother watches porn!" I yelled out loudly.
"Rose! Be quiet! No I don't!"
"Why would you tell your daughter this?" I shrieked.
"I didn't! I- I don't!"
"You watch porn you watch porn you watch porn you watch porn you watch-"
"Is everything ok in here?" Kirova -the old cat lady- appeared at the door.
"No! No everything is not ok, you know why?" I yelled.
"Rose shut up." My mum said sternly, I could see her cheeks where turning red.
"Because my mum is addicted to porn!" I screamed at her.
Both Kirovas and my mothers mouths dropped in shock.
"Um- no, I" My mum stuttered.
I felt bad and decided to speak more softly. "Are you embarrassed?" I asked her gently. She glared at me and then turned to Kirova.
"Headmistress, I'm so terribly sorry for my daughters behaviour. Thank you for calling me, I will take Rose back to her room." My mum said.
Kirova called my mum? Why? Was she worried about her porn addiction too? "But I don't want to leave." I said crossing my arms.
"We are going. Now" She said before grabbing me by my arm and walking me out.
Because it was still the weekend there were people walking around everywhere and I noticed they were giving weird sideway glances at me and my mother.
And I only just realised in the moment why.
I looked down and saw where my mother had a strong grip on my arm.
"Oh my God my mother is abusing me!" I yelled and started thrashing hysterically. "Let me go! Let me go!"
"Rose!" My mother yelled at me before looking around noticing all the people staring. She let go of my arm.
This was my chance. "Freedom at last!" I yelled and took of running. I started running around the hallways waving my hand in the air frantically and laughing at the top of my lungs.
APOV
It was late afternoon and I had just finished eating my late lunch and was heading back to my dorm when I saw her.
"Who knew freedom would feel this great!" Rose was yelling while running around a tree waving her hands in the air.
Obviously what she had taken hadn't quite worn off yet. "Little Dhampir?" I approached her cautiously.
She wasn't paying any attention to not just me but anything because after a while of running around the same tree she lost her distance and instead ran into the tree.
"Ow!"
"Rose, shit!" I ran over and crouched on the ground beside her. She was rubbing her head. "Are you ok?"
When she looked up at me she did not look impressed. "Why the hell did you do that, Adrian?"
Huh? "Do what?"
"Push me into that tree!" She yelled, standing up.
"Are you joking me? I did not push you into the tree!"
She snorted in a very unlady like way. "Ha, yeah and peanuts only fly when they're in a camel's arse."
Because I had no idea what she meant by that, I chose to ignore it. "Sorry to break it to you, but you ran into that tree all on your own!" I was starting to get a little worried about her state of mind at this point.
"Don't lie Adrian. You just don't want me and Andy to be friends." She said.
"Andy?" I was on the mix of being extremely frustrated and very much amused.
"Yes. He's a beautiful man, kind, giving..."
"Okey dokey. How about we go do something fun?" I suggested.
She perked up at that and I saw all her anger vanish. "Like what? Have you bought me a puppy yet?"
I rolled my eyes. Again with the puppy. "No."
"Did you know Christian was gay?" She asked, changing the topic once again.
"I don't think he is..." I laughed.
"Are you calling me a liar?" He eyes narrowed.
"Uh no I just don't think-"
"Did you know my mum is tots obsessed with porn?" Rose said.
Who isn't? "Where are you coming up with all this?"
"I'm very good at discovering people's darkest secrets," She whispered and then started to move around in slow motion.
I decided to change the topic and talk about something normal. "So I was practising spirit today with Lissa and..."
I continued telling her my story trying to act like everything was normal but it was a little distracting while Rose was slow-motion dancing in front of me and clearly not listening.
"...And so yeah that was pretty cool I thought. What do you think?"
She started to do the moon walk before I quickly ran up and grabbed her. "Adrian! I was in the zone and you ruined it you piece of Capricorn!"
Interesting choice of wording, I thought. "I stoped you before you ran into the tree again!"
Rose looked behind her finally noticing that yes in fact she did nearly hurt herself. But of course said no apology and continued dancing slowly except this time she was doing the robot. It was then that I remembered something.
"Hey, wasn't Christian meant to be looking after you?"
She was still dancing as she spoke. "Yeah, but he got boring so I tied him to a chair and then left. Then I came back later and saw him trying to escape and Dimitri of all people helping him! So I had no other option but to save the day and tackle them both to the ground. And you won't believe this but I never got a medal or anything!"
I really hoped she was joking..
She continued dancing for about 10 more minutes while I sat down and had a cigarette. I found it really weird when she suddenly stopped. "What's wrong?" I thought although I could answer that question myself.
She put her hand to her forehead. "Something isn't right."
I stood up. "What? Is it Lissa?"
"No, no... Oh dear... Oh no, no, no. This just won't do. I can't believe I almost forgot." She rambled. "Earlier today someone stole my stash."
"Your stash? Oh you mean you alcohol and sugar?" Good, I thought.
"I was meant to find them and bring them to justice!" She frowned. "I feel like a failure. And I don't feel as...um..."
"High?" I suggested.
She nodded. "You have to help me!"
"How? I have none of the stuff you took, if I did I would be doing a lot more then just wondering around doing nothing on my Saturday afternoon."
"No I mean you have to help me catch the killer!" She said her eyes almost bugging out of her face.
"Killer? Rose no one has killed anyone."
She glared. "Well they may as well have!"
I rolled my eyes.
"So are you gonna help me investigate these crooks, partner?" Before I could answer she said, "Cause if you don't I'm gonna tell the whole school that you were that guy on TV that got pregnant."
"Are you threatening me?" I joked.
"Yes." She answered completely serious.
I shrugged. I knew I had to keep an eye on her anyway. "Let's go then."
Rose smiled before grabbing my hand and pulling me along while she skipped. "Adrian why aren't you skipping with me?"
"Uh, cause I'm not gay?"
"Skip." She demanded.
"No way!"
"SKIP!" She screamed.
"Okay, okay!" And yes, Rose Hathaway had gotten me, Adrian Ivashkov to link arms with her and skip around the school...
A/N: Don't think this was my best chapter but that's because it was a bit of a funny-filler :P REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW. I also love to hear your ideas!