AN: TIME FOR FUN FOLKS! HAHAHAHAHAHA. I know I said I would make another Bipifica but right now I have a small writer's block but I will post it as soon as I come up with something. This chapter is going to be interesting to say the least so…Enjoy.
Warning chapter contains: Language, and sexual dialog. Readers' discretion is advised…
CHAPTER 10
What date is it? Who are we? How are you?...
"Come on Ryan! You promised me some ice cream from that shop we saw in town yesterday." John said as he continued yanking Ryan's arm but his body was still possessed by Pacifica…
"John…I… I can't." Pacifica said.
"Why not Ryan? Don't you…like me anymore?" John asked as he stopped and his voice sounded disappointed.
Pacifica didn't know what to do. She had to get back to Dipper and the others but at the same time she didn't want to ruin Ryan's relationship with John. After looking at the depressed John she noticed his hand let go of Ryan's and he started to walk away.
"W-Wait! I'm sorry John… Come on let's go get some ice cream, my treat." Pacifica said and made John smile again as he ran up to Pacifica and gave a kiss on Ryan's lips. Pacifica was shocked and felt bad because she thought she was cheating on Dipper in a way but remembered that John still doesn't know that this is Pacifica in control of Ryan's body not Ryan himself. So Pacifica played along until she got her own body back and she wouldn't have to feel guilty about this anymore…
John and Pacifica then walked hand in hand as they exited the park...
Meanwhile with Dipper, Kayla, and Sarah…
"SHIT! What the hell!" Dipper yelled.
"I don't understand either. You were doing the speed limit, we had our seat belts on, and I even saw you use your turn signals correctly. How the hell did you get pulled over?!" Kayla panicked.
"I don't know but we have to come up with an excuse and fast otherwise this cop is going to arrest us or worse…he might tell your parents and my aunt!" Sarah panicked as well.
As Dipper waited for the cop to exit his vehicle his heart was pounding a million miles per hour. The cop came up to the window and Dipper rolled it down…
"Jessica! I thought it was you! Why the hell are you and your sister in someone's car? Neither of you two have your licenses yet!" Officer Henry Miller said.
"D-DAD!?" Kayla panicked from the passenger side of the car.
"Mr- I-I mean D-Dad. Why are you here?" Dipper asked.
"Well Jess, I saw you driving this car and couldn't believe my eyes. I would like some explanation about why you have this car." Officer Henry Miller said looking for some answers.
"W-Well you see is…Um…" Dipper stuttered in fear.
"WE BARROWED IT!" Kayla yelled in panic.
"Barrowed? From who and why?" Officer Miller asked.
"My Brother's girlfriend's brother Dipper Pines. W-We asked him to lend it to us so we all could practice. You see I have a permit but no car to practice driving with and Jessica over here said she would like to try too because she wants to be a police officer like her father someday." Sarah said from the back of the car.
"Hmmm… As much as I approve of learning how to drive and feeling a little happy to hear my little angel wants to become a police officer, doesn't excuse the situation. First off, if you wanted to drive so badly Jessica, you should of came to me first so I could have taken you to the D.M.V for your driver's permit test and I could train you. Secondly, I don't approve of the owner of the car to just lend his vehicle to 3 unexperienced drivers without being present. You girls could have gotten into an accident for crying out loud! I'm sorry but I can't let this go. Please tell me this Dipper Pines' address or phone number so I can contact him or his parents about his lack of responsibility." Officer Miller demanded.
"I'm not- I-I mean Dipper isn't irresponsible Dad." Dipper said.
"Are you meaning to tell me you are actually going to defend his actions of almost killing you, your sister, and your friend?!" Officer Miller said now getting angry.
"N-no. What Jess meant Dad was that we lied to him to get his car. We told him that Sarah had a license already and we wanted to learn so we could drive someday. We're sorry about this Dad." Kayla said.
"Hmm…Very well. I'm disappointed in all three of you. However, if Mr. Dipper Pines didn't know about you lying to him, I guess he isn't quite at fault here. Still though… I want you to drive this car back to the park parking lot and I will drive right behind you. Once you successfully parked it without damaging the car, I'm taking you two back home… We are going to have long talk about this. Understood?" Officer Miller said.
"Y-Yes Daddy." Kayla said.
"Good. Now Sarah is it? Since you have a permit, I'll allow you to drive the car back but you need to go home once we park the car. I'll let you slide this time but never do this stunt again!" Officer Miller said in a stern voice.
"Yes sir." Sarah said.
Sarah got out of the back and switched with Dipper to drive the car back. Dipper and Kayla then got in the back in of the police car and Henry drove both of them back home…
Dipper was panicking once again in his mind. He knew he had to come up with another lie in order to protect his identity and try his best to keep himself and Kayla out of being grounded because if he was stuck in the house, Bill, Jill, and their mother Sill would complete their plan and sacrifice Dipper and Pacifica's true bodies…
Back at the park…
Sarah called Michael and told him to come over and pick her up since she doesn't have a ride anymore. Now that she thought about it, Sarah thought this was stupid and they should of called Michael to come pick them up instead of having Dipper drive because he didn't have his old body back and was stuck in Jessica's body and she doesn't have a driver's license.
Once Michael came and picked up Sarah, she explained everything to him and Mabel about what happened with Dipper…
"That's just great. Now Dipper is stuck being grounded since he forgot he was Jessica and we can't get his body back since Jessica and Kayla's parents are going to watch them like a hawks. We're screwed now, aren't we?" Mabel asked.
"Maybe not…" Michael said.
"What do you mean Mike?" Sarah asked.
"Dipper may not return to his body right now but that doesn't mean we can't get his body back. Once we get his body and Pacifica's body, we can stop Bill and Jill's mother's plan for resurrecting this terrifying demon thing." Michael said.
"That's right! If we take away the things they need for their sacrifice, we can stop it… But how are we going to defeat two dream demons and take the bodies back from them?" Mabel asked.
"Well I overheard their plan when Kayla, Dipper, and I were spying on them. We have until tomorrow night to stop their ritual. Also they said something about a spell that could reverse their possession." Sarah said.
"Okay then. Let's go back to Stan and find out about this spell to make Bill and Jill leave Dipper and Pacifica's bodies." Mabel said.
Michael nodded as he went back into the direction to the Mystery shack…
Ryan/Pacifica's date with John…
"I just love strawberry, don't you?" John asked as he licked his cone again.
"Mmmhhmm." Pacifica said while doing the same with her ice cream cone.
"So… Do you think it's time we… move forward with our relationship?" John asked as he blushed and Pacifica accidently crushed her ice cream cone with her hand with shock.
"Something wrong? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rush things or anything. It's just… You really make me feel nice inside and I just want to show you how much I cared." John said.
"It's…It's okay John. I think we should move forward with our relationship too but let's not go to fast yet. After all, we both have our whole lives in head of us. I don't want to ruin it or anything." Pacifica said trying her best not to lose her composure with the thought of John and Ryan having sex.
"I understand…you do have a nice figure though and I think about you almost every night." John said.
"OOKAYYYY…" Pacifica said feeling uncomfortable about the conversation now.
"Shit. I'm sorry Ryan. There I go again trying to rush things. I'm helpless." John said.
"I-I think we should talk about something else now." Pacifica said getting a little grossed out.
"What's Dipper up to?" John asked.
"Oh he's doing alright I think." Pacifica said.
"That's good. I remembered you told me that he was pretty depressed and hated his life because of what happened between him and Pacifica. I'm glad they were able to patch things up again. He really loves her, doesn't he?" John asked.
"Y-yeah and I…I mean Pacifica really loves him too." Pacifica said but John caught her mistake.
"Wait a minute you said I first. You don't like him more than a friend do you?" John asked.
"N-NO! I-I like you John." Pacifica said worrying that she might have screwed up things between John and Ryan.
"Prove it then. I knew that you had a thing for Dipper, I even caught you a few times looking at him from a far. Do you or don't you like Dipp-" John said until Pacifica slammed her lips to John's and kissed him hard and passionately. Even though some people were watching but she couldn't worry about that now. Right now she had to repair Ryan's relationship before she screwed it over.
Once she was done she pulled away and John was in a daze…
"Damn… That was… amazing." John said while touching his lips as a smile creeped up.
Pacifica took this time to pretend Ryan's cell phone was vibrating and faked answered the phone…
"Hello? Hi Mom… Alright… Okay I'll be there soon. Bye." Pacifica said as she closed up the cell phone.
"Sorry John. Mom called, I have to go." Pacifica said.
"Oh… It's okay. We'll meet up next week right?" John asked.
"Yeah it's no problem." Pacifica said.
John hugged Pacifica and Pacifica walked away…
"Now that I finally got away, I have to reach Dipper and the other's and fix this problem and fast. I don't want to do that ever again. The only guy I want to kiss is Dipper." Pacifica thought as she walked towards the Mystery shack assuming that Dipper was there…
Meanwhile at the Miller's residence…
"DRIVING!? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!" Mrs. Alice Miller said as she yelled to her daughters in front of her in the living room.
"We're sorry Mom." Kayla said.
"I should have taken a video of my little angel driving. I'm so happy that you are ready to move up in the world." Alice said with a smile on her face.
"Honey, I think you are taking this the wrong way." Henry said.
"Wrong way? Our baby is growing up and you think it's wrong?" Alice said.
"She was driving without a license. Hell she doesn't have a permit and she was driving someone else's car!" Henry argued.
"Oh calm down Hun. Weren't you the same when you where her age? I remembered you were quite the delinquent back then." Alice said as she smiled.
"THAT'S DIFFERENT!" Henry shouted as his face was red as a tomato from embarrassment and Alice laughed.
"Look, if it makes you feel any better you can take Jessica and I'll take Kayla for their permit and driver's test but don't punish them for something you've done as well back then." Alice said.
"Sigh… Fine. You two are off the hook but don't do anything like that ever again." Henry said.
"Yes Daddy." Kayla said and bumped Dipper in the arm.
"Oh yeah. Yes Daddy." Dipper said.
"Good, now go on." Henry said and Dipper and Kayla rushed out the door.
"Sigh…Kids." Henry said as he shook his head…
Dipper and Kayla started running towards the Mystery shack…
"Good acting." Kayla said.
"Thanks but we aren't out the woods yet. We have to get to Stan and hopefully get this mess fixed." Dipper said…
TO BE CONTINUED…
AN: Well Pacifica and Dipper are finally out of playing as Ryan and Jessica for now. However, they still have to stop Bill, Jill, and Sill from awaking this powerful demon. Will favorite couple succeed or will they lose their true bodies forever? Find out next time…Bye.