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The Wrong Timeline chapter 10: Future Trunks!?
Well now that we got the whole love note thing situated my crew and I were chillin' like billin's until something happened, and it began in the morning," Goku spoke
In Bardock's Classroom
"Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call," Goku and the gang sang
"My name is Goku," Goku sang while everyone clapped
"Yeah!" They sang as they continued to clap
"I like food," He said
"Yeah!" They sang again
"And I'm the Strongest Sayian ever lived!" He cried
"Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call," Everyone continued to sing
"My name is 17," 17 sang
"Yeah! Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call," The gang sang as they knew they didn't let 17 finish
"My name is 18," 18 stepped up and sang
"Yeah!" the rest yelled
"I'm the prettiest," she stated
"Yeah!" Everyone except Chichi and Bulma
"And my favorite color is Blue!" 18 sang
"Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call," The gang continued to sing
"My name is Chichi," Chichi sang
"Yeah!" The rest sang
"I like to cook," She added
"Yeah!" They cried
"And I LOVE S-A-U-S-A-G- E, SAUSAGE!" She yelled at the top of her lungs and the song 'Turn down for what' began to play as Chichi began to crazily dance like no one was watching even though all eyes were on her
"Yeah!" The gang yelled
"Okay! Chichi I know you love sausage and all but chill," Goku laughed and the gang continued to sing "Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call,"
"My name is Picco-"
"Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call," The Goku gang sang as they purposely skipped Piccolo
"Y'all petty," He commented
"C'mon Vegeta introduce yourself," Goku said
"Kakarrot I'm not you guy's is first period get out of my class so my real 1st period can began," Bardock explained, "Plus 1st period started 10 minutes ago,"
"Dad just be glad we're in a class and not skipping school," Goku said
"Well you're skipping 1st period," Bardock said
"But we're in a classroom, this is an improvement from the hallways," Goku stated, "Anyways, Vegeta you go,"
"Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call," The gang started their song again
"I'll pass," Vegeta said
"I'll go then," Bulma said, "My name is Bulma,"
"Yeah!" They sang
"And I'm actually the prettiest," She said
"No! Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call," They sang
"Whatever," Bulma said as she rolled her eyes
"FFFAATTTTHHHHEEEERRRR!" A voice cried in the distance
"What the hell!" Everyone questioned
Then all of the sudden a time machine came bursting through the school crashing and digging into the floor and for some reason stopped in Bardock's classroom. Smoked with the air
*Cough, Cough* everyone coughed
"ALIENS ARE REAL YOU OWE ME 100 ZENI KEVIN!" Krillin yelled
"Banana!" Kevin minion said
The students all began surrounding the space ship thing/ time machine and then a person jumped out
"Whoa! What a rare life creature moment," The Kratt bros from PBS kids 'Wild Kratts' said as they approached the machine
"These animals only come when-," Martin began
"FATHER!" The 'creature' spoke
"Whoa! The creature can speak English," Chris spoke into the camera
"We're gonna be rich! Bet animal planet doesn't have this," The bros spoke in unison
"Hey! Get that camera out of here!" Bardock yelled
The Wild Kratts then left along with their camera crew
"Father! I made it! It's so good to see be able to see your face and your body in person," The 'creature cried.
"Who the heck are you calling father!" Vegeta said
"Well…" The creature began
"Hey! Wait if we're gonna introduce ourselves let's do it properly," Goku said then began to sing, "Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call,"
"Huh?" The creature questioned
"Ugh! Say your name and two things about yourself," Goku explained
"Oh my I just realized that you're Goku," The creature bowed
"Let's restart," Goku said and the gang began to sing, "Shibuya! Shibuya! Shibuya roll call,"
"My name is Trunks," The Creature known as Trunks said
"Yeah!" They chanted
"I'm from the future, and that lady and that man right there are my parents," He stated as he pointed to Bulma and Vegeta
"Oh…" The gang stopped singing
"WHAT!?" Bulma and Vegeta yelled
"It's true can't you see the resemblance?" Trunks asked
"No, actually I don't see how at least I'm your dad but I do believe Bulma is your mom," Vegeta stated
"Yeah," Everyone else agreed
"Wait you don't believe Vegeta is my dad?" Trunks asked Bulma
"Well new boy Bulma is a hoe, she puts the capital H in hoe," Chichi stated while Bulma smiled feeling proud.
"Don't say that stuff about my mom," Trunks said as he raised his ki a bit
"Hey I'm just stating fact and Bulma agrees," Chichi said not afraid of Trunks since she can't sense ki that much
"Who else would my mom marry," Trunks said
"Hey easy on the 'marry' thing, and Bulma has many friends-," Vegeta began
"Of course she's an amazing woman," Trunks said
"HAHAHAH!" Everyone laughed
"You didn't let me finish she has many friends with benefits," Vegeta concluded, "So anyone of these 'friends' can be your dad,"
"But I'm half sayian," Trunks said
"So," Vegeta said
"Hey I know how we can find out who this kid's dad is," Piccolo said
"I know who my dad is," Trunks said
"Bulma could have lied to you," Vegeta said
"But- I-," Trunks began
"MAURY!" Everyone stated
Travel Montage
"Welcome! On this episode of Maury we have Bulma who is here to prove that Vegeta *Shows an angry scary Vegeta on screen* is the father of 18 year old Trunks, wait how in the world is the child 18 and the father is 17 and the mother is…," Maury said as looked at Bulma
"Never ask a woman that," Bulma said
"But you're not a woman you're highschooler so you're a young lady," Maury said
"Anyways…" Bulma said as she tried to look cute in front of the camera
Bulma's Video
"Vegeta I don't understand why *sob* you don't want to- to *sob, sob* except that Trunks is your son, I'm a good girlfriend and I- I *sniff, sniff* want us to be a family, how was that," Bulma said not meaning anything she said
"Ugh they were supposed to edit the last words out," Bulma thought to herself
"Well Bulma why do you think Vegeta doesn't believe that Trunks is y'all's son?" Maury asked
"I wish I knew the answer to that myself Maury," Bulma said
"BOO!" some of the audience booed, while some applauded for her
"Well this is gonna be interesting," 18 said as she sat in the audience
"Now let's hear what Vegeta has to say," Maury said
Vegeta's Video
"1st off that b*tch don't know how the f*%! To do anything she's just a piece of s#$% that just wants all the f&*#ing attention, I know that's not my child because I never slept with that nasty W$# % !" Vegeta stated
"Now please welcome Vegeta everyone," Maury said
Boos were coming from the audience and a few cheering and people siding with Vegeta.
"Oh f*ck y'all!" Vegeta yelled, "If you actually knew her you would boo her instead,"
"Have a seat Vegeta," Maury said
"Hmph," Vegeta said as he sat beside Bulma
"So what seems to be the problem?" Maury asked
"First off I don't understand how the boy claims I'm his dad when he's older than me," Vegeta said
"Well actually Maury its Vegeta's anger problems," Bulma said then she looked into the camera and smiled
"No Maury its Bulma's thoty behavior," Vegeta argued
"It's actually both," 18 said thought to herself, 17 then joined her in the audience and took a seat
"So do you think the kids Vegeta's?" 17 asked his sister
*Yawn* "Meh I don't care if it is or not, doesn't affect me," 18 said as she stretched, "I'm here just to have laugh knowing those two their gonna do something stupid,"
"I think it is but with Bulma you never know," 17 said as he ate popcorn
"Well we'll be back after this break were mutual friends of both Bulma and Vegeta will speak out," Maury said
Commercial
*Kid walks into kitchen opens fridge plenty of food* "There's nothing to eat," One kid complained
"I want something sweet," Another brat whined
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"Whoa!" The kids cheered as ice-cream appeared in front
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"And were back," Maury spoke, "Here's some friends that would like to remain anonymous,"
The Anonymous friends
"Well Bulma a hoe and so is Vegeta," A deep anonymous friend 1 voice spoke
"I agree, the baby is most likely is Bulma's but there's a 30% chance the child is Vegeta's," Anonymous friend 2 said
"Wow wait I just realized our voices are cool," Anonymous friend 1 stated, "*Heavy breathing, heavy breathing* I am your father *Heavy breath out* or maybe not, Chi-,"
"Don't say my name!" Anonymous friend 2 said
"Wow how come your voice is now deeper than mine I just noticed this," Anonymous friend 1 spoke
"I don't know, but since my voice is deeper," Friend2 began, "Hello my baby hello my honey," Friend 2 sang
"Wow kool!" friend 1 said as he and friend 2 danced in the booth, in which the dancing caused the light to turn on revealing Goku and Chichi
"AH!" They screamed and ran out the booth
"Well that was… Weird but let's see this kid c'mon on out Trunks," Maury said.
Trunks walked in joining Bulma and Vegeta as a picture of him was placed on the screen in the middle of a picture of Bulma on the right and Vegeta on the left.
"Hello Maury," Trunks said as he bowed
"You don't have to bow to everyone, ya know," Bulma said
"Ok mother," Trunks replied
"Momma's boy," Vegeta commented
"Ok so here's everyone," Maury said, "So Vegeta if Trunks is your son would you be there for him and Bulma?"
"He is my father!" Trunks stated
"I don't know," Vegeta answered bluntly
"Have you been giving her child support?" Maury asked
"Hell no! He hasn't I have been supporting me and my son," Bulma answered
"Dafuq! You barely met the kid!" Vegeta yelled
"Whatever, whatever kiss my a*% you STUPID DEAD BEAT, HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A MAN!" Bulma screamed
"DAMN!" The audience said
"Please stop yelling," Trunks said but no one heard due to all the yelling
"Alright the DNA results are in," Maury said, "In the case of 18 year old Trunks, Vegeta you are NOT the father!"
"I told you!" Vegeta yelled as he jumped in the air
"NO I WANT STAND FOR THIS VEGETA IS MY FAATTTHHHEEERR!" Trunks screamed as he turned into a super sayian, "See I'm half sayian,"
"So that just means Broly, Kakarrot, Raditz, Turles, heck my dad and Kakarrot's dad oh and Nappa could be you dad," Vegeta said
"What Goku isn't the father!" Chichi raged
"Wait what? What do you mean you screwed up the test, I'M FREAKING MAURY!" Maury began to yell at the DNA tester
"Look I'm sorry but some idiot screwed up the test so were gonna have to redo it so we'll back after another break," Maury explained
"I think Kakarrot should be tested with us," Vegeta said
"I know for a fact Goku wouldn't sleep with that THOT!" Chichi yelled pointing at Bulma
"Hey Chichi you never know," Bulma said, "And if you're so confident then what does it matter,"
"Grrr," Chichi growled
Goku's DNA sample was also taken along with the redo of Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks.
"And we're back," Maury said, "And adding a second possibility of Goku being the father of Trunks,"
"HE'S NOT THE FATHER!" Chichi yelled from the audience
"Calm down Chichi before you get kicked out," 18 said, "Here have some candy," 18 said as she gave Chichi some sour straws
"Thanks," Chichi said *nom, nom* *suck, suck*
"Now the DNA results are back and should be 110% right," Maury said, "In the case of 18 year old Trunks Goku you are…"
The audience on the edge of their seat waited to hear, while Chichi aggressively chewed the sour straws, and Goku praying he's not the father
"NOT the father," Maury said
"Alright!" Goku cheered
"Hmph I could have told you that," Trunks said but no one heard
"Now Vegeta, in the case of 18 year old Trunks you are…," Maury began building the suspicion
"Just say it!" one of the audience members yelled
"-Are the father!" Maury said
"I TOLD YOU!" Trunks screamed
"Well that's it for today's episode thank you have a great day everyone," Maury ended the show
Travel Montage back to school
"Well now that we established that I'm your son, I'm here to warn you that on May 9th, 9 miles off of south city two androids will appear and they will cause show much chaos, and kill thousands of innocent-," Trunks began
"You mean these androids," Vegeta said as he pointed to 18 and 17
"What! Androids now that my Goku and my dad are here we're gonna put an end to you!" Trunks angrily stated
"Wait why did you say Kakarrot first?" Vegeta asked triggered
"Well mom told me Goku was a great warrior who loved to fight and would have smashed the andriods if he was alive," Trunks said, "Which reminds me here's the medicine for a heart virus you'll catch,"
"Um, my mom told me not to take candy or food from a stranger," Goku said
"But it's not candy nor food it's medicine," 17 spoke up
"Android!" Trunks screamed as he turned super sayian, "You come to try and steal the medicine from Goku, I WON'T LET YOU!"
"no," 17 said, "I was just-"
"Trying to say my mom's a lair," Goku said angrily
"No! just that-," 17 said
"Shut up 17!" Everyone said
"The andriods aren't bad they are friends," Piccolo said
"Yeah! What the stupid nigga said," Chichi said
"18 is weird but you love her, and 17 is hot so, yeah," Bulma said
"Don't say that mom," Trunks said as he held his sword
"I think he's in the wrong timeline," Vegeta said
"Why are you holding your sword like that?" Goku asked
"No wonder you guys look younger and I just realized were in a school!" Trunks said, "That means oh gosh! I have to go,"
"No one's stopping you," Vegeta said
"Well bye it was good meeting you all," Trunks said as he hopped in his time machine and began to take off, "Till we meet again someday," He said
"Well Vegeta and Bulma make a weird daughter," Goku said
"That was a boy Goku," Chichi said
"Sure… and I'm smarter than Jimmy neutron Chichi," Goku laughed, "No is smarter than him,"
Goku's YouTube video:
Hey guys! It's me Goku and I just finished watching Jimmy Neutron that was a really funny and great show. When I watch old classic shows it reminds me how good Nickelodeon and Disney Channel use to be. So in your free time I suggested that you watch old classic shows and invite your friends over! But I can't do it right now because someone is coming! He looks just like me and I mean exactly like me not like those dumb and weird custom play people who dress up as me. But anyways two people are going to come and one of them looks like me. I am unaware if they are friends or foes?! But in order to find out read The Wrong Timeline chapter 11: Black and Zamasu! Don't miss this chapter! Wait what someone is richer than Bulma?! Now I got to go and see who IS RICHER THAN BULMA see ya!