DON'T OWN GLEE!
Rachel & Puck
What do you want Puckerman?- Rachel
Berry can't a fellow Jew talk to you?- Puck
I'm trying to study here, and I don't want to risk getting slushied by you!- Rachel
Relax Berry, I'm not going to slushie you OK.I really want to make amends.-Puck
Oh really, this is probably just one of your ploys to woo me into bed.- Rachel
Rachel, I'm being serious here. I really want to be friends with you.- Puck
Why would you want to be friends with me Puck? If I remember correctly you were the one that started the slushie facials.- Rachel
I'm sorry about that Rachel. I want to change my ways Rach. I've made many terrible choices in life. I don't want future little Puckermans to follow in my footsteps. Everybody deserves a friend Rachel and I hate seeing you changing into someone your not. What's up with the new you Rach, I prefer bossy Rachel in her animal sweaters, not stuck-up Rachel in little black dresses.- Puck
Um…wow nice speech Noah. Oh, by the way Noah, I know that you got Quinn pregnant and I think you will be a good father. I forgive you Noah for everything. If you must know I changed after I read a note about me written by Kurt and Mercedes.- Rachel
What! Mercedes and Kurt wrote a note that you read made you change who you are? I can't believe those two. Hopefully Finn doesn't discover this problem, if he does he will be pissed.- Puck.
Why would he be pissed, it's not like he cares about me.- Rachel
Rachel, he cares about you a lot he admitted that to me and he admits that he is a jackass for not telling you the truth Rach. I told him he needs to have a heart to heart chat with Quinn before he moves on to you.- Puck
I don't know why but I believe you Noah and your right they really need to clear the air before they move onto other relationships. Thanks Puck. Friends? - Rachel
Oh your welcome Rach. Of course we can be friends.- Puck
Next up a heart to heart note with Finn and Quinn!