Chapter 9 The Birthday Chapter

A/N: My Birthday Is On June 16th

Aaron Jacob Wolf: It's My Birthday!

Stupid Truman: No It Isn't.

The WMM: Shut Up Stupid Truman!

Stupid Truman: Crud

(Stupid Truman Was Sent To The Moon & Back With The Handina Punch).

Aaron Jacob Wolf: Now Let's Start The Party, Where's Ojamajo Boy 178?

The WMM: He Left, Like How He Ditches Some Of His Stories.

A/N: He Actually Ditched 3 Of His Stories, The First Was Ojamajo Doremi Baseball, The Real Title I Don't Know, The Other Was A Calvin & Hobbes Story Based On The Family Guy Episode, Road To Rhode Island, & Again I Don't Know The Name, & Finally He Ditched Ojamajo Doremi, Shattered Mirror.

Wherever Girl: Ok? Pizza & Smoothies On Me!

Aaron Jacob Wolf: Alright!

(After The Pizza & Smoothies Are Gone Because Everyone Had Some, & The WMM & Aaron Jacob Wolf Ate All The Cheese Pizza).

Wherever Girl: YES! The Twilight Cast Are Goldfish! ...Now Make A Cat Eat Them XD.

Aaron Jacob Wolf: OK!

(First, Aaron Jacob Wolf Gets The Twilight Cast Out Of Space, Second, He Turns Wherever Girl Into A Cat, Third, Wherever Girl The Cat Eats The Twilight Cast, & Fourth Aaron Jacob Wolf Turns Wherever Girl Back To Normal).

(The Opening Theme Of Aaron Wolf News Is The Alternative Polka By "Weird Al" Yankovic).

Aaron Jacob Wolf: Welcome To Aaron Wolf News.

Aaron Jacob Wolf: Today's Top Story, Cyberwolf087 Likes Lucky Star, Now To My Co-Anchor Master X.

Master X: Thank You Aaron Jacob Wolf, In Other News, The International Sonic Villain's Grand Prix Was Held Today, The Winner Of The Grand Prix Was None Other Than Sonic Adventure 2 Boss, King Boom Boo, The King Of Ghosts, Now To Teddy Hand For Mario Sports Today.

Teddy Hand: Thank You Master X, In Mario Sports Today, The Mario Kart Grand Prix Came To An End, & The Winner Was Dry Bowser, Not A Shocker, Now To Weather With My Brother Stupid Truman.

Stupid Truman: Thank You Teddy Hand, Now Today's Weather It's A Nice Day Out In Inkster Mystic I Say You Should Head There, Back To You Aaron Jacob Wolf.

Aaron Jacob Wolf: Thank You Stupid Truman That's It For Aaron Wolf News See You Next Time.

(The End Song Of Aaron Wolf News Is I'm Fat By "Weird Al" Yankovic).

(After The Insane Party & 5 Root Beer Drinking Contests).

The WMM That's It.

A/N: That's It For Now, Next Chapter, We Will Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Program Of Truth Or Dare, See You Then.