THE DAY OF THE WEDDING!
ON OLYMPUS WITH CHB PEOPLE, WARRIORS AND, OF COURSE, THE OLYMPIANS
Outside in a meadow with the sun streaming down and people just staring to come to the wedding:
Aphrodite: NO! POSEIDON I SAID THE CHAIRS HAVE TO BE IN ROWS! NOT JUST ANYWHERE!
Poseidon: *looks around at the chairs that are placed anywhere and some are turned over on their sides* it looks okay to me.
Aphrodite: *red-faced* no! do as i say and but seven in a row! now!
Posedion: fine... *starts to put them up right*
Aphrodite: Where is Hermes? he was supposed to be here by now! NO NO NO NO NO! Dionysus, the cake has to be ON the table not on the ground! WORK WITH ME POEPLE, COME ON!
All the MALE warriors: * wearing tuxes*
All the SHE-CAT warriors: *wearing dresses*
Firestar: *can't move because the tux is too tight* what in Satrclan am i wearing?
Graystripe: Artemis says it makes me look cute! *looks happy*
Mistystar: *wearing a silver dress* really? because to me it makes you look like a fat gray fish.
Graystripe: -.-
SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE MEADOW:
Conner: I HATE TUXES!
Travis: aww, conner you look soooooooooooo cute. *mockingly*
Conner: shhut up.
IZ
Gaz: i'm bored Dib.
Dib: *looks around* i'm back? ...I'M BACK!
OLYMPIANS/WARRIORS/CAMP HALF BLOOD
all of Camp Half Blood: *get there and find their parents except for Hermes and Apollos kids*
SOMEWHERE OTHER THEN THE MEADOW
Hermes: *in Apollo's chariot* are we there yet? *nervous*
Apollo: *sigh* we weren't there five seconds ago, and we're not there now.
Hermes: what about now?
Apollo: no.
Hermes: now?
Apollo: no.
Hermes: are we there-
Apollo: *kicks Hermes where it hurts*
Hermes: OW! *grunts and stops talking for a few minutes* ...are we there yet?
Apollo: UGH!
INVADER ZIM
Gaz: oh no.
Zim: wheeeeeee! *floating through space* *hic up* MORE MOUNTAIN DEW PLEASE!
OLYMPIANS/WARRIORS/CHB
Aphrodite: Where is Artemis? I NEED TO SPEAK WITH HER!
Hera: she's in her room getting ready.
Aphrrodite: RIGHT! *POOFS! to a room where Artemis is* ARTEMIS!
Artemis: GAH! *covers herself up with her robe* don't you knock?
Aphrodite: um...no.
SOMEWHERE IN THE MEADOW:
Mistystar: so...what ever happened to the important cheese?
Firestar: i...i dunno.
Graystripe: well...i'm going to find Artemis...
IZ
Dib: I'M BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK!
Zim: HELLO! I DEMAND MORE MOUNTAIN *hicup* DEW!
OLYMPIANS AND THE MEADOW AND YEAH, WHATEVER
(In Artemis's room*
Artemis: *glaring at Aphrodite* well, can you get out so i change?
Aphrodite: right. *leaves and stands by the door*
WHERE EVER HERMES AND APOLLO ARE
Hermes: *twich* are we at least ALMOST there?
Apollo: aren't you supposed to be the god of travelers? figure it out!
Hermes: exactly. travelers, not weddings. and im not driving this thing! are we there yet?
Apollo: NO!
Hermes: well then can you pull over at the next store or something?
Apollo: why?
Hermes: i have to use the bathroom.
Apollo: ugh.
INVADER ZIM
Gaz: GO GET YOUR OWN!
Zim: NEVER!
Gaz: don't start that again!
Zim: why, i would *hiccup* never!
OLYMPIANS AND THE MEADOW AND- okay, we'll say OatMaWaCHB...yeah, cause thats soooo much easier. lol
Aphrodite: ...are you done yet?
Artemis: NO!
Graystriep: *comes around the corner in his little tux*
Aphrodite: CUTE KITTY!
Graystripe: AHHHHHHHHHHH!*runs from Aphrodite who is running at him* *claws at Artemis's door* LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
WEHAAR (where ever hermes and apollo are)
Apollo: i told you to go BEFORE we left.
Hermes: but i didn't have to go then...
Apollo: *face palm*
IZ
Gaz: zim...
Zim: *hiccup* yeeeessss?
Gaz: i hate you.
IN THE MEADOW
Artemis: now im done. *comes out in a pretty dress thats a really really really light forest-y green and looks all prettiful*
Aphrodite: KITTY!
Graystripe: *hides behind Artemis* she scares me...
WEHAAA
Apollo: that's what they all say! 'i didnt have to go then'! when will you people learn to at least TRY to go before you leave!
Hermes: hey, even if i did try, chances are i'd have to go now anyway. i tend to have to go a lot when im nervous...
Apollo: i think it's all in your head.
Hermes: whatever. LOOK! a gas station! stop there!
Apollo: LAST TIME you had to go, you wouldn't use a gas stations bathroom and ended up peeing on the floor!
Hermes: no, i dont like gas satation bathrooms at night, and you tickled me, which if you never did, i wouldn't never had that accident. and why do they calll it a bathroom in a gas station, if there is no bath in it? shouldn't it be called a 'tiolet-room'?
Apollo: or a restroom.
Hermes: i wouldn't want to rest in a bathroom. okay, well maybe if theres a big bath tub, but still.
Apollo: whatever. *parks Chariot around the back* hurry up.
Hermes: im not stupid! i know to hurry! *runs off into gas station and comes back out a few minutes later*
INVADER ZIM
Zim: *hiccup* me too.
NO! IN THE HALLWAY BY ARTEMIS'S ROOM!
Artemis: Aphrodite! stop and leave my kitty alone!
Aphrodite: But...but he's just so CUTE! *sqeuals and coos to Graystriep*
GRaystripe: O.o she's very..starnge isn't she?
Artemis: you don't know the half of it. Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: what?
artemis: what is it you wanted to talk about?
WEAAA
Apollo: that was too long.
Hermes: -.- i had to go really bad.
Apollo: whatever, i don't want to know the details. Now, come on unless you want to be late to the wedding and half to rush and everything and then some strange random thing will hapopen that won't be good like, oh i don't know, the cake exploding or something. and then my sis is really mad and then she tries to kill all of us and then-
Hermes: APOLLO!
Apollo: ...what?
Hermes: O.o um...what're you talking about?
Apollo: um…i...i don't know...
IZ
Gaz: you hate yourself?
Zim: no.
Gaz: but then why did you just say...oh never mind.
ARTEMIS'S HALLWAY
Aphrodite: right. you're brother is on his way with Hermes to the meadow, but you can't get there until Hermes has been there for at least 20 minutes-
Artemis: why?
Aphrodite: because he's a complete nervous wreck, which means he's probably sweating and he'll need a shower, and it's fun to watch him twich and jump when he's nervous.
Artemis: okay, the first part is true. but how is it fun to watch him twich and jump when he's nervous?
Aphrodite: because his face gets so red sometimes!
APOLLO'S CHARIOT
Hermes: o.O right...remind me to make sure i go to the bathroom again before Artemis gets there...at least by five minutes.
Apollo: whatever.
Hermes: does this thing go any faster? *presses a random button*
Apollo: NO! DONT PRESS THA-
*the chariot bursts into a speed faster then either of them can stay seated, so both are hanging onto the back of the seat while trying not to let go because then they'd fall*
INVADER ZIM
Zim: i said i *hiccup* hate YOU.
ARTEMIS'S HALLWAY
Graystripe: Artemis, you look very pretty today.
Artemis: AW! thank you! and you look sooo cute and very handsome.
Graytripe: *purrs* XP
Aphrodite: -.- i want a kitty...
Artemis: then go adopt one.
Aphrodite: OKAY! *POOFS! to a kennel on Earth and looks at the kitties*
Graystripe: she does realize that there are more then 100 cats right outside, right?
Artemis: SHHHHHH! she might hear you! at least for now she's distracted and will leave me alone while i get ready.
APPOLO'S CHARIOT
Apollo: *hanging on for dear life* THIS IS WHY I DON'T LET YOU RIDE IN MY CHARIOT HERMES!
Hermes: WEEEEEEEE! this is fun!
IZ
Gaz: wait. weren't you just in space?
Zim: i...i dunno...
ARTEMIS'S HALLWAY
Artemis: *gets ready some more*
APOLLO'S CHARIOT
Apollo: IF YOU WEREN'T IMMORTAL, I WOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!
Hermes: THAT'S NOT NICE!
*the chariot suddenly stops, but then jerks forward again at twice the speed as before*
Hermes: okay, now im just nauseous...
Apollo: if you throw up in my chariot, you're SOOO going to pay.
Hermes: whatever. how the Hades do you stop this thing?
Apollo: *presses a button* *the chariot stops suddenly again, but doesn't jerk foward*
Hermes: *green-faced* the exact reason i don't ride in chariots. if Aphrodite hadn't pestered me about 'sweating and stinking' i wouldn't be here right now. blame her, not me.
Apollo: whatever. *makes chariot move forward again, but not nearly as fast*
INVADER ZIM
Gaz: idiot.
KENNEL
Aphrodite: *spots a tiny orange kitten with big bleu eyes* AWWWWWWWWW! YOU! I WANT YOU!
Kitten: meow.
Aphrodite: XP! *buys kitten and stuff* *walks out the door with kitten* i'm gonna name you !
Mr. Fluffykins: meow...
Aphrodite: POOFS! back to Artemis's hallway*
Artemis: *hear Aphrodite outside the door* oh, crap.
APOLLO'S CHARIOT
Apollo: *glares at Hermes* that is the last time you are EVER riding in my chariot.
Hermes: *tries not to barf*
IZ
Zim: *hiccups*
ARTEMIS'S HALLWAY
Artemis: Graystripe, if you dont mind, could you go stand outside the bathroom door and if she tried to come in, tell her im busy.
Graystripe: sure. *goes and sits by the bathroom door like a good little warrior*
Artemis: *POOFS! away to where the Huntresses are*
random huntress: Lady Artemis! i thought you were on Olympus...
Artemis: i was, but Aphrodite has been bugging me sense she found about me and Hermes, and i have to get away from her for a while. i still have a few hours before the wedding anyway.
Random Huntress #2: sense you're getting married, can the rest of us like boys too, but still be with the Hunters?
Artemis: i guess...as long as you make sure you're the one who the boy listens too. the only reason i've argeed to Hermes is because he's respectful and wouldn't try to overpower me in any way. he knows better.
Thalia: should we head toward the meadow, Lady Artemis? so we're not late?
Artemis: not yet. Hermes has to get there first, and Apollo is going to make sure Athena comes to pick me up. teh rest of you will be teleported there.
huntresses: okay!
APOLLO'S CHARIOT
Hermes: no probelm. i dont WANT to come back in here. *starting to feel a little better, but being nervous isn't helping*
INVADER ZIM
Dib: when did i get back anyway? where did i even go?
Artemis's hallway/bedroom thingy
Aphrodite: OH AREEEEEEEEEETMISSSSSSSS!
Graystripe: be calm be calm be calm.
Aphrodite: *is still outside*
Graystripe: hears her say *Oh Mr. Fluffykins, you are just so cute!*
Random cat who Graystripe suppose is ': MEORRRRRRW! *screeches like he doesn't want to be picked up*
Graystripe: poor, poor kittypet...
APOLLO'S CHARIOT
Apollo: if you barf in my chariot, i promise i will ruin your entire wedding.
Hermes: you wouldn't..
Apollo: *shrugs* don't test me and i won't.
IZ
Gaz: i dunno. I'm still trying to figure Zim out.
Zim: WEEEE! *Hiccup*
ARTEMIS'S ROOM-HALLWAY-PLACE OF AWESOMENESS
Artemis: if she comes in, im getting ready for a shower!
APOLLO'S CHARIOT
Hermes: i haven't eaten anything, so i doubt there anything to puke up...are we there yet?
Apollo: NO!
INVADER ZIM
Gir: YOU LIKE MASTEH ZIMMY!
Gaz: *hits Gir with a baseball bat*
(A/N: sorry it's short! i had to go to bed...)
ARTEMIS'S HALLWAY-ROOM-WHATEVER IT IS
Aphrodite: *pounds on door that is locked* (A/N: wait, how did she get back into her room? teleport?) ARTEMIS! LET ME IN I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU! NO! down Mr. Fluffykins DOWN!
Artemis: *takes off dress and hops into the shower*
Graystripe: great, leave me to deal with her.
Artemis: yep! you such a good kitty!
APOLLO'S CHARIOT!
Apollo: if you ask me that one more time, i will throw you off of my chariot.
Herms: ...Are we th-
Apollo: NO! *pushes Hermes off the chariot and drives away*
Hermes: *grabs flying shoes and follows Apollo* heh heh. sucker.
IZ
Gir: *giggles* that tickled.
THE HALLWAY OF ARTEMIS
Graystripe: SHE'S IN TEH SHOWER!
Aphrodite: ugh. then i have to wait 'til she's out.
APOLLO'S CHARIOT
Hermes: *runs past Apollo's chariot* HA-HA!
Apollo: YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALL SWEATY!
Hermes: YOU WOULD, I WON'T! I DO THIS EVERYDAY! *gets to the meadow without a sweat or even panting*
Zeus: *jumps when Hermes stops in front of him from running* weren't you supposed to be in Apollo's chariot?
Hermes: yes, but i was getting annoyed with how slow it is.
Hera: Hermes, you aren't supposed to be here yet. Aphrodite said Artemis just got in the shower.
Hermes: Aphrodite is probably annoying her to no end, so she decided to have some fun and lie. she's a pretty good liar, but it could use some more...lying-y-er whatever to it.
Dionysus: only you would say that.
Hermes: yes, only i would. *walks around to look at stuff but no one see's him*
INVADER ZIM
Gaz: hmmm...Dib, does this tickle? *hits Dib with the baseball bat*
Dib: OW! NO, IT DOESN'T!
THE HALLWAY OF ARTEMIS! (or is it the Artemis of the Hallway?)
Aphrodite: *moment of scilence* *then...* MR. FLUFFYKINS! I NEED TO DRESS YOU UP FOR THE WEDDING! HOW COULD I HAVEE FORGOTTEN THAT? COME HERE, YOU CUTIE PATUTIE!
Graystripe: *this is what he hears*
RAWWWWWWWWWWWR MEAROROOOOOOOW! *crash bang boom*
OW YOU STUPID CAT! *glass breaks* COME! HERE! *more booming and stuff*
Graystripe: 0.0
CHARIOT OF APOLLO
Apollo: *arrives in chariot* i have arrived!1! *notices nobody is paying him any attention* hello? why is no one standing? i entered, didn't i?
Dionysus: *to Zeus* he is so full of himself...
Apollo: HEY! i heard that Dionysus! and, it's not bragging if it's the truth!
Zeus: ugh.
Invader of the Zim
Gaz: hmmm... *smacks Zim over the head*
Zim: duh-huh-huh-huh! faints*
ARTEMIS'S HALLWAY
Artemis: *looks at a random clock in the bathroom* oh crap. *wedding starts in a few minutes*
THE MEADOW
Eros (Aphrodite's immortal son): the wedding starts in a few minutes! where is Artemis?
Hermes: *spits out the nectar he was drinking* WHAT? *starts to get all twichy and nervous again* uhh...i'll be back! *POOFS! to the nearest bathroom*
INVADER Z-I-M WITH THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS GIR
Dib: WHERE'S THE SWOLLEN EYBALL! THEY HAVE TO SEEE THIS!
(a/n: i Got sign of the moon! YOU'RE SO JEALOUS, NO? by the way, Sign of the Moon is the next warrior book. But it won't tell me when the next one, The forgotten Warrior, is coming out. probably in october. ~SC)
Graystripe: are you ready yet?
Artemis: *walks out of bathroom looking more beautiful then ever* Well? what do you think?
Graystripe: *purrs* you're mate will love you. he is lucky to have you.
Artemis: XP You're so sweet! come on, or we'll be late! *picks up Graystripe and runs out of the room*
Aphrodite: *looking all scratched up*
Artemis: wow! what happened to you?
Aphrodite: *glares at Mr. Fluffykins and pushes messed up hair from her face* nothing. you go on, Hermes is waiting. I'll get myself looking more stunning then ever in two minutes. Now, GO! it's you're moment girl. *pushes Artemis down hallway*
oh, and Artemis?
Artemis: yeah?
Aphrodite: *smiles* you look beautiful.
Artemis: thanks, Aphrodite. Thank you.
THE MEADOW/ BATHROOM WHERE HERMES IS
Travis and Conner walk into the bathroom
Travis: dad? come on, the wedding's almost starting!
Conner: and you're bride is looking quite stunning, if i do say so myself. *hears Hermes barfing in one of the stalls* Dad, come on. you can't hide there forever.
Hermes: I...I don't think i can do this...
Travis: sure you can. You can do anything. You can steal from thousands of stores, run around the world thousands of time on freaking flying sandals for goodness sake, but you can't get married just once?
Conner: what's wrong?
Hermes: *still from the stall* I have never committed to a relationship like this before...what if i mess it up?
Conner: dad, relationships aren't perfect. But nothing's perfect in this world. take Travis for example.
Travis: hey!
INVADER ZIM
Gaz: *glares at Dib* you're next.
THE MEADOW/ BATHROOM WHERE HERMES IS IN
Hermes: Conner, be nice to your brother...at least for today. and how would either of you two know anything about relationships.
Conner: movies.
Travis: experience.
Conner: what experience? the most you've ever said to a girl other the Katie Gardener was 'hi'!
Travis: and what the times you weren't around? HMMHMMMM?
Hermes: *opens the door of the stall and comes out with mesy hair (his hair got messed up by the run to the bathroom and he ran into the stall door before realizing it was closer)* i've had millions of years of experience, therefore i should know more about this then you two. and the most you can learn from movies is those sappy endings like a tear drop bringing someone back to life. it's immposable.
Apollo: *walks in* Hermes, Artemis is getting a bit impataint waiting for you to get where you're supposed to be. she can't walk down the isle unless you're there. and Zeus isn't very happy about having to walk his down the isle, and the more you hold this up, the madder he's gonna get.
Travis: we're going to go wait outside with the rest of our cabin. *grabs Conner and they run out of the bathroom*
Hermes: im beginning to wonder who's idea it was to invent Weddings...
Apollo: im pretty sure that was some Titan.
Hermes: yes...so, how've you been?
Apollo: stop stalling! here's something to settle your stomach, now GO! *thrusts a little bunny-shaped pill into Hermes hand and starts to push him out of the bathroom*
Hermes: why is it shapped like a bunny? *looks at the bunny-pill*
Apollo: i thought bunnies where more fun then cirlces.
Hermes: hm. *eats the bunny-pill* ew! it tastes like crap!
Apollo: GO! *pushs Hermes under the big cherry tree that he and Artemis were supposed to stand under*
*the Cherry tree has the pink flowers blossomed because of Persephone*
Hermes: *red faced*
INVADER ZIM
Dib: NO! WHY ME? WHY NOT GIR!
Gir: DO-DE-DO-DE-DO-DE-DO-DE-DOOOO!
Gaz: because Gir can make waffles and loves pizza.
THE MEADOW WITH THE WEDDING!
Aphrodite: *holding a very angry cat* where have you been? the wedding is about to start!
Hermes: vomiting. you?
Aphrodite: ewww...
Hermes: what's with the cat? *points to cat who is in a PINK tuxedo even though he's a boy*
Aphrodite: 8sugary-sweet voice* this is Mr. Fluffykins! say hi Mr. Fluffykins!
Mr. Fluffykins: &glares at Aphrodite* meow.
Aphrodite: there's a good boy! *squeezes him so hard his eyes are all but popping out of its head*
Hermes: O.o lovely...
Apollo: *standing in front of the huge cherry tree* Gods and Goddesses, cats and She-cats-
Firestar: WARRIORS!
Apollo: *glares* fine, WARRIORS. anyways, as i was saying, we are gathered here today for a very special occassion. My sister, Artemis, has chosen this...unique...god as her fiance. So, without further adue, let's get this thing started! *stands by the side*
*the dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun wedding music starts playing softly and Artemis starts walking down the AISLE (not isle, Gazm.)with Zeus by her side*
Hemres: *hearts stop beating from how beautiful Artemis is* wow...
Apollo: you got that right.
Artemis: *looks all joyful and hapy* *finally gets to the end of the aisle**turns the look at Hermes* hey...
Hermes: *whispers* you look gorgeous, rtemis.
Artemis: you're not so bad yourself.
Apollo: *clears throat while looking from Artemis to Hermes and back* if you please hold all conversations till the END. Now, Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in this meadow to celebrate the wedding of Hermes and Artemis. They have found out they are in love and wish to be together for the end of eternity. Rings, please.
*Graystripe walks down the aisle with a small pillow in his jaws that holds the rings* *two kittens follow with petals in their mouths and leave a trail of flowers behind them*
Aphrodite: *whishpers to Eros* SO cute.
Graystripe: *comes to a halt in front of Artemis and Hermes* *lays pillow in Apollo's hand*
Apollo: Thank you...ring bearing kitty. *clears throat* Take one another's ring from this pillow.
Artemis/Hermes: *do that*
Apollo: Hermes, if you please. *gestures to Artemis*
Hermes: *slids rin onto Artemis's finger*
Artemis: *admires the sparkling diamond with awe* i hope you didn't steal this, Hermes.
Hermes: *grins* me? never!
Apollo: Ehem! *glares at the two*
Artemis: sorry.
Apollo: *continues* Artemis, you're turn.
Aretmis: *slides ring onto Hermes's finger*
Hermes: thank yo-
Apollo: For the love of Zeus, be quiet! *looks ruffled* anyways, IF i may, Hemres God of thieves lying and messaging, take my sister Artemis Goddess of the hunt and the moon, as your beloved wedded wife. To care for her through sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Hermes: *loks into Artemis's eyes and takes her hands* i do.
Apollo: do you, Artemis, Goddess of the hunt and the moon, take Hermes God of theives, lying, and mesaging, as your beloved wedded husband? to care for him through sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Artemis: i do.
Apollo: does anyone here object to this marrage? speak now or forever hold you peace.
*no one says anything no one even breaths*
Apollo: then by all means, you may kiss the bride!
Hemres: *leans in and kisses Artemis's lips softly*
Everyone: * stands erupts into applause and yelling 'Wooohoo!' and ' Go Hermes and Artemis!' are heard*
Hermes: *pulls away* i love you.
Artemis: and i you.
Apollo: *eyes shining* congratulations you two! i'm happy for you. (A/N :Gazm, you can start the arter party next)
IZ
Gir: YAAAAAAY! GAZZZZZZZY LUUUUUUUURVES ME!
THE MEADOW OF HAPPINESS AND PEACE (WOW, THAT WAS POSSIBLY ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SAID)
Graystripe: *rubs head against Millie*
Artemis: *pulls away from him* why does your breath stink so badly?
Hermes: *red faced again* welll...uhhh...weak stomach?
Artemis: EW! you threw up, and i kissed you! *wipes tonuge with her hands*
Hermes: sorry! it's not my fault you're so beutyful that i got nervous...
Artemis: that's sweet, and i would kiss you again, but not until you brush your teeth and rinse you're mouth.
Hermes: okay! *runs off and brushes teeth* *comes back* XP
Artemis: *kisses him again* lets go get something to drink.
Hermes/Artemis: *walk hand in hand to get some wine*
Aphrodite: you two looked so CUTE!
Hermes/Artemis: *blush blush*
Travis: *comes up behind Aphrodite and points at Hermes* you're face gets REALLY red when you blush.
Hermes: oh, shut up! i know that!
Artemis: *looks over to the slow river behind them* *quickly grabs Hermes arm pulls/pushes him into the river*
Hermes: *yelps as he hits the water* *comes back up from under* COLD!
Conner: YOU'RE HAIR IS FLAT!
Everyone else: *looks at Hermes in the water*
Apollo: hey, your hair is flat!
Hermes: I KNOW! IT GETS LIKE THAT WHEN IT'S WET! *jumps up and drags Artemis in the water*
Artemis: *yelps* HEY- *falls under*
Hermes: *laughs*
INVADER ZIM
Gaz: oh no. Gir is after you.
Dib: yes! im not the only one!
THE MEADOW (i am not saying what you just said. oh! and i am now offically five feet and a half of an inch! FINALLY! *does tap dance* *falls and hurts myself* ow...)
Artemis: *duncks Hermes's head underwater* HEA HA! *laughs*
Apollo: PARTY IN THE RIVER! WOOHOO! *does cannonball and makes a huge splash*
Aphrodite: well. when you can't stop em, join em. COMIN THROUGH! *jumps in*
Firestar: ugh.
Mistystar: Riverclan! INTO THE WATER! *all Riverclan cats jump into the water*
Poseidon: make huge wave appear that knocks everyone underwater*
Apollo: *pops up spluttering* POSEIDON! I'm gonna get you!
Poseidon: How? you're in MY domain, smart one! *laugh*
Apollo: *makes the music that Poseidon hates appear really loudly and makes the sun shine through really bright and hot on top of him*
Poseidon: *covers ears* no! make it stop!
Zeus: *sitting with Hera and watching them* wow.
Hera: you can say that again.
Ares: Make room for me! *jumps in*
Artemis: *laughs and pushes hair from her face that came out of its bun* *wraps arms around Hermes's neck* this is the best wedding i've ever ben too.
Hermes: *ignoring everything else*
Apollo: *dunks Dionysus under* Ha!
Hermes: i love you, my sweet.
Artemis: leans in to kiss him but at the last second pushes him under water*
Hermes: HEY- *cut off from going under* *surfaces* That's it, now you're gonna getit! *grabs Artemis and hauls her under water with him* (it's really clear so they can see) *looks Artemis in the eye* *mouths: i love you*
Artemis: *smiles* *leans in and gives him a big kiss on the lips*
UP ON THE SURFACE:
Percy: oh, gross!
Conner: what?
Percy: *disgusted face* you're dad is making out with Artemis under water. yuck.
Travis and Conner: *grin at each other*
Travis: Go dad! *yells* WOOHOO! Jumps in with Conner*
Annabeth: *shakes head*wow.
Percy: That's the Stoll brothers for you.
Annabeth: *smiles and pulls Percy into a kiss*
Travis: Hey, you two! get a room!
Conner: yeah, one that Annabeth designed!
Travis: or how about an underwater cave?
Conner: that would be too romantic bro.
Travis: very true brother, very true.
Athena and Poseidon: *finally catch sight of them kissing* ANNABETH! PERCY!
*they don't stop*
Athena: *sighs*
Poseisond: hey. *bumps her with his shoulder* let them be together for today. It's the wedding. Plus, we can't really stop them if we tried.
Athena: *smiles* you're right.
Apollo: HEY! Where are Hermes and Artemis?
Poseidon: making out.
Apollo: where?
Hermes and Artemis: *surface*
Apollo: *smiles* you go, sis! live a little!
Artemis: *laughs* thanks Apollo!
Everyone: *continues partying in the river for an hours or so*
IZ
Dib: wait. i'm confused. he said YOU love him. not that he loves me.
Gaz: what?
IN THE MEADOW
Hermes: i think i got water in my mouth...
Artemis: no dun, idiot.
Hermes: ...OH! hey Apollo! remember that song?
Apollo: which one?
Hermes: the one about Poseidon, Hades, and Zeus.
Apollo: oh yeah!
Apollo/Hermes: I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME, WE'RE A HATEFUL FAM-I-LY! WITH A TRIDENT, LIGHTBOLT, AND A HELM OF DOOM, WONT YOU SAY YOU HATE ME TOOO!
Hermes: *duncks Apollo under water as Apollo continues to 'toooooooooooo' part*
Apollo: *pops back up* *cough cough*
Hermes: *points and laughs*
INVADER ZIM
Gir: awww, i love you too, big-head kid. MASTER HATES YOU!
IN THE RIVER THAT IS IN THE MEADOW THAT IS IN TH FOREST THAT IS IN THE COUNTRY THAT IS IN THE-
Random reader: OKAY! we get it!
Me: *sticks tounge out at him*
Poseidon/Zeus/Hades: *stare*
Posedion: that...
Hades: was...
Zeus: *wiping his eyes* sooooo beautiful!
Everyone: *stares at Zeus* ...
Zeus: *defensive* what?
Hermes: Zeus's feminine siode is showing again. *grins*
Apollo: *luaghs*
Artemis: *while giggling* *swats hermes playfully* oh Hermes, you are too bad.
Hermes: *grin turns sly* isn't that what you like most, hon? my bad boy side?
Artemis: *leaning into him* alwzys. *kisses him*
Hades: Get a room!
Persephone: leave them be, my lord. They have just been maried.
Aphrodite: *holding a squirming Mr. Fluffykins* soooo cute!
Graystripe: *looks lovingly at Millie* (his mate) i love you.
Millie: i love you too!
Graystripe: XP
Athena: i think i'm gonna puke.
Poseidon: same here.
Percy and Annabeth: *still kissing*
Traivs: Hey! dude, come up for air! you can breath underwater, but you need oxygen up here!
Conner: oh, i think he's enjoying Annabeth too much, don't you think bro?
Travis: looking serious* i do bro. you know what this calls for?
Conner: *equally serious* the untilmate therapy. *grins at Travis*
Together: WATER GUN FIGHT! *pull ginormous water guns from who-knows-where and start spraying everyone*
Everyone who was still dry: HEY!
IZ
Dib: *facepalm*
IN THE RIVER WHERE THERE IS A MEADOW
Hermes: *gets sprayed in the face by a water gun* TRAVIS! CONNER!
Travis/Conner: *pushes water guns into random Athena kids's arms* THEY DID IT!
Artemis: *gets out of the water* im hungry. Hermes?
Hermes: *climbs back out* lets get cake!
Percy/Annabeth: *hear the word cake and stop kissing*
everyone else: CAKE!
warriors: NOMS!
INVADER ZIM
Gir: wooo! scerwdom!
(A/N: for all who dont know what screwdom (screw-dom) means, it is the art of being screwed.)
IN THE MEADOW WHERE THE CAKE IS (YUMMUYFULLS!)
Ares: NO! DON'T STAR THAT AGAIN!
Artemis: *looks at cake that is 8 levels high with chocolate frosting a little Hermes and Artemis doll thing at the top of it* That looks so yummy...
Hermes: Chocolate...*mouh waters*
Apollo: *whispers to Conner and Travis* you ready?
Travis: *grins* we were born ready, Apollo.
Conner: let's do this!
Trvis: *sneaks over to the presents that are piled high on a table* *gropes around with his hand* Yes! *pulls out a small switch* bingo. *walks over to Apollo and Conner*
Conner: can i do the honors?
Travis: it would be my pleasure, bro. *gives switch to Conner*
Hermes/Artemis: *prepare to cut the cake*
Conner: *switches the switch to ON*
BOOOOOOOM!
*Cake explodes so that chocolate cake goes flying onto everyone especially Hermes and Artemis*
HHermes: what the...?
*quiet*
Artemi: *has a murderous, stony look on her face, her eyes flashing dangerously* who. did. this?
Conner&Travis& Apollo: *trying to hold back laughter*
artemis: *noties them* *eyes narrow* You three. You three did this.
# of them: *stop laughing as Artemis starts stalking towards them with cake in her hand*
Apollo: now, sis-
Conner: there's no need-
Travis: we really are sorry-!
SPLAT!
Apollo: *face covered in cake that Artemis through*
Artemis: looking smug*
Apollo: *licks cake from his lips* hmm...this is good. FOOD FIGHT!
IZ
Gaz: O.o
THE WEDDING WITHIN THE MEADOW
Hermes: *wipes some cake off his face and nibbles on it* hey, this is good!
Artemis: *ducks as cake goes flying by* *cake goes over her head and smashs onto Hermes face.*
Hermes: WOOHOO! *eats more of the flying cake*
Artemis: *grabs a glass of wine and drinks it while staying out of the reach of the flying cake*
Hermes: *goes and joins her* cake? *offers some cake that wasn't distoried and is on a plate*
Artemis: *smiles and takes it* *Eats yummyful cake*
Hermes: *looking longingly at the food fight*
Artemis: *see's him looking* go ahead.
Hermes: but you said i wasn't supposed to-
Artemis: i dont care if i said that. go have fun.
Hermes: *hesatates for a minutes* *gets up and joins the food fight while yelling playful insults at others*
Athena: *appears next to Artemis* they're all insane.
Artemis: if you think about, the whole world is insane.
Athena: yeah...by the way, they're having a drinking contest now. Hermes against Dionysus. don't be surprized if he's too hungover to stand up tomorrow.
Artemis: *looks over to where Hermes and Dionysus are drinking glass after glass of wine while everyone else cheers them on* he'll only have himself to blame. *finishes cake* lets go join them.
Athena/Artemis: *go over to where everyone else is*
Artemis: *pulls bottle of wine away from Hermes* woops, you lose.
Hermes: *chokes for a second* hey! you made me choke!
Artemis: *smiles* don't get too drunk. you promised to show me how to use those winged sandles tomorrow!
Hermes: right...*see's Dionysus with the bottle of wine* *tips the bottom of it up while Mr. D is drinking and causes it to spill all over Mr. D*
Dionysus: *choke choke*
Hermes/everyone else: *LAUGHS!*
INVADER ZIM
Gir: do you like waffles? yes we like waffles! do you like pancakes? yes we like pancakes! do you like french toast? yes we like french toast! do do-do-do cant wait to get a mouthful! waffles! waffles!
Gaz: SHUT UP GIR!
THE FOOD FIGHT IN THE MEADOW IN THE FOREST IN THE-
Random guy from before: okay! we get it! get on with the story!
Me (of course, Sc): Oh go take a long walk off a short pier, dofus. And by the way, it's a role play NOT a story for the thousandth time!
RG: thousandth and one.
Me: *strangles him*
ON WITH THE ROLE PLAY!
Dionysus: *not even the slightest bit drunk after ten bottle of win* i can't believe you'd thought you could beat me.
Hermes: *shrugs* i could've. i WOULD'VE. i SHOULD'VE-
Athena: we GET IT Hermes.
Hermes: hmph.
Artemis: *leans over to wishper in his ear* don't worry. it'll all be worth it tomorrow.
Hermes: You are going to love my flying sandles. XP
Artemis: *smiles* can't wait.
Apollo: SO! *covered in cake and pie and wine but look really happy* *sun shining down and not a cloud in the sky* was this not the best wedding EVER or what?
Aphrodite: WAIT! *pushes through the crwd with the warriors behind her* WE STILL HAVE PRESENTS!
Blackstar: what are these 'presents' twolegs?
Aphrodite: *gasps like someone just drowned a puppy on purpose* the tragedy! the horror! the awful neglet of love! the-
Everyone: WE GET IT APHRODITE!
IZ
Zi: he's been singing that since he first found it seven years ago...
Gaz: was it even out 7 years ago?
Zim: i dunno...
(Starlight! what do you get when you put 32 rednecks in one room?)
THE FOOD FIGHT IN THE MEADOW
Hera: ON WITH THE PRESENTS!
Hermes: *whispers to Artemis* we should be very afraid now. Gaea knows whats in those boxes!
Artemis: *nods in agreement*
Travis/Conner: CAMO HALF-BLOOD GOES FIRST!
everyone else other then Camp Half Blood: DARN IT!
Dionysus: *sits back with another bottle of wine* idiots.
*a line forms in front of Hermes and Artemis, who sit down on really big chairs*
Hermes: you would think they would make these things a bit more comfortable.
Artemis: stop complaining and pay attention.
INVADER Zim
Gaz: so thhen why did you say 7 years?
Zim: it was the first earth number that came to my amazing head.
( thanks Gazm, leave me with the presents. and i don't know, what do you get when you put 32 rednecks in a room?)
THE PRESENTS IN THE MEADOW!
Percy: *walks up with Annabeth* our present isn't somthing wrapped.
Annabeth: *looks at Percy* *turns back to them* we didn't know what to get you, so we thought of this.
Percy: *closes his eyes and there's a slight Swoosh! of water is heard* *after a moment, a small ball of water from the river comes floating in front of them* *it suddenly freezes*
Annabeth: *holds his hand and a second later it is in the shape of an owl*
Percy: *opens his eyes and smiles, grbbing he block of ice from the air* *hands it to Artemmis* here you go.
Artemis: *wide eyed*
Hermes: *awed* it's beautiful...thank you!
Annabeth: *grins* you're welcome. *walks to the side with Percy*
Katie Gardner: *walks up to Artemis* *places a crown mage of hwet but still looks pretty on her head* i made it myself.
Artemis: *smiles* thank you*
Katie: XP *turns to Hermes* and, Lord Hermes, i give you this. *gives him wrapped present*
Hermes: XP! PRESENTS! *takes it and tears wrapping off* wow...*stares down into box at something wonderful*
(I'll let you, Gazm, to do that present. HA!)
IZ
Dib: it's not amazing, dude.
Zim: YES! IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!
IN THE MEADOW (Percy carved shells in the shape of a moon and caduceus, not ice! and 32 rednecks in a room together equalls a full set of teeth!)
Artemis: *peeks over at what Hermes is staring at* *sees a...FAKE CREDIT CARD!* you know it's fake, right?
Hermes: of course. but im not looking at the credit card, im looking at the picture ON the credit card.
Artemis: *looks again and sees a picture of Hermes on the credit card* you're looking at yourself?
Hermes: *looks confused* no...it's you on the card.
Katie G.: it supposed to look like soneone you love...Aphrodite Cabin helped...
Hermes: thank you.
Travis and Conner: *walk up*
Travis: we didn't have anything to wrap it in...
Conner: so we used some toilet paper.
Travis/Conner: *hold up wads of Toilet paper that is wrapped around stuff*
Hermes: way to be creative...
Travis/Conner: XP
Hermes/Artemis: *each open one to see their main symbol made from clay* thank you, boys. *looks at each other with 'What the Hades' expressions*
INVADER ZIM
Zim: anything of Zim's is amazing, you foolish human.
(whatEVER! oh, and that's funny, Gazm! ^.^ tell me more!)
IN THE MEADOW (wow, i really get tired of saying that...)
Travis: *grins* we knew you'd like it! *walk to the side with Conner*
Amanda: *comes up next but still doesn't know they are her parents* hi! i'm Amanda.
Artemis: *sudden tears in her eyes* Amanda...
Hermes: *squeezes her hand*
Athena: *looking sympathetic*
(A/N: apparently Amanda hasn't been claimed yet. kinda sucks, huh? well...that might change soon...)
Amanda: *not knowing anything's wrong* *holds out a blue girft* *smiles* i hope you like it.
Artemis: *takes it and stares at it, tears rolling down her cheeks*
Amanda: what's wrong?
Hermes: looks at his daughter* she...*looks at his wife* *leans over and whispers in her ear* honey...come on, you can't be sad. we...we can tell her later if you want..
artemis: But we can't! they don't know. they CAN'T know!
Poseidon: know what?
rtemis: *looks around with wild eyes* i ...i can't do this. *rushes off and drops present on the ground*
Hermes: *leaps up* Artemis! wait!
Amanda: *confused* w-what did i do?
Hermes: *glares* just stay out of it, okay? it would have been so much eaier if you had just kept your mouth shut and not have done anything! *forgets for a minute that she's his daughter*
Athena: *shocked* Hermes!
Hermes: what?
Amanda: *teary* i-i'm sorry. i'll...i'll just...*runs off in opposite direction*
Hermes: *guilty* what have i done?
Athena: *glares* you were stupid, stupid. now, do something useful and go after your wife.
Aphrodite: we'll take care of Amanda. *walks off with Athena to look for Amanda*
Hermes: *shame-faced*
IN ANOTHER PART OF THE MEADOW
Amanda: *looks up from where she's sitting and sees a deer aproach her. It's a female* hi.
The doe: *looks into her eyes*
Amanda: *nods head like she understands* yeah, i don't know hwta happened eaither.
Doe: *lays down next to Amanda with head on knee*
Amanda: *smiles softly* i've always liked deer...just like Artemis. You know, it's funny. Poeple sya i look like her, sorta... *looks off into the distance and thinks about what she just said* *brow furrows* actually...she acted really weird today...but, that couldnt mean...*looks at the prety doe who blinks* *she gasps* that's it, isn't it? i'm...i'm Artemis's daughter! but...but...How...
Doe: *tilts head to the way she came*
Artemis: Hermes! HERMES IS MY DAD!
IZ
Gaz: says you.
WHERE EVER ARTEMIS WENT
Hermes: ARTEMIS! *looks around for her*
Artemis: *is hiding in a big tree but doesn't come down or say anything*
Hermes: We'll claim her soon! we can go claim her now, even! where are you?
Artemis: *simply watches him through teary eyes*
Hermes: Alright! i give up! I'm a jerk! can you come out now?
Artemis: *sniffles*
Hermes: *hears sniffles* *sees Artemis in the tree and climbs up next to her* why are you so upset? Amanda is immortal. we can claim her as soon as we get back, and with her being a young goddess, we can raise her on Olympus.
INVADER ZIM
Zim: exactly. That's all that matters.
(A/N: new chapter! read. read. READ!)
IN THE TREE WHERE ARTEMIS AND HERMES ARE
Artemis: *wipes eye* she's gonna h-hate us.
Hermes: you don't know that. *puts are around her*
Artemis: *wiggles out and glares at him* you don't get it!
Hermes: O.O get what?
Artemis: you've had kids before this and don't really care about her. But Hermes, she is my FIRST and ONLY one! I love her but she doesn't know! you just don't and can't understand that!
Hermes: *quietly and his eyes are har* don't care? Artemis, i cannot believe you just said that. How can you even think that i don't care about Amanda? I love her!
Artemis: *angry* If you really loved her and me then you would've claimed her from the beginning!
Hermes: You agreed not to! i thought you wanted to not claim her and keep her, us, secret!
Artemis: *stares at him with wide, hurt eyes* *shakes her head* no. YOU suggested it, not me. *starts to climb down from tree, crying*
(A/N: ugh. too sappy for my taste.)
Hermes: where are you going? *starts to follow*
Artemis: *whirls around* no!
Hermes: *freeze* O.O no what?
Artemis: *wipes face* no, don't follow me.
Hermes: *guilty (again)* Artemis, i'm sorry-
Artemis: I HATE YOU! I NEVER WAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! *runs away (AGAIN!) and finds herself in the same meadow as Amanda*
IZ
Gaz: *rolls eyes* wow. you are stupid.
WHERE ARTEMIS'S LEFT HERMES
Hermes: *stares after her in shock before falling back against the tree* *eyes sting with tears that fall within seconds* what did i do?
Apollo: *comes up behind him* I dont think she meant it, Hermes. she's just confused.
Hermes: *not looking up, leaning against the tree with his face burried in his hand* *lifts head, but only looks strait ahead where Artemis left* she didn't want me to claim Amanda. she wanted to wait until she was ready.
Apollo: i know. but like i said, she's confused.
Hermes: why does this always happen?
Apollo: why does what always happen?
Hermes: everytime i truely love someone. May and Luke are both dead now, and Luke thought i hated him, and May didn't listen when i told her she shouldn't try to become the oracle. now Artemis yells at me for something i don't understand! she can tell when im lying! how did she not see i was telling the truth when i said i love her and Amanda! *goes into true form for only a second before he's back to normal form and sitting on the ground with his face burried in his hands again, crying*
(A/N: way to sappy.)
Apollo: *sits next to him* i'll talk to her, if you want. sure, i dont like that you had a kid with my sister, but that doesn't mean you should both be miserable. do you want to talk to her?
Hermes: *without lifting his head, he nods*
Apollo: i'll find you when after i talk to her*
IN THE MEADOW WITH ARTEMIS AND AMANDA
Athena: you know, Amanda, Hermes didn't mean to snap. he's not very good with girls sometimes...not sense the titan war, anyway. he wasn't trying to be mean.
Amanda: he's my dad, isn't he?
Athena: *nods* i've seen him watching over you sometimes. on the times when he's on Olympus. he cares.
Amanda: then why didn't he claim me?
Athena: he might have been waiting for the right time. or waiting for a moment when need comfort, or something. he always has the strangest timeings for these things. if you ask those twins of his they'll tell you how they were claimed. i think it was when they wrestling with one of Apollo's kids because of a chocolate bar.
Apollo: *apears behind them but stays hidden* *see's Artemis coming foward* *stays hidden*
Artemis: Athena, leave.
Athena: why- *see's the look in Artemis's eyes that she always sees in the eyes of mothers* *nods in understnadment and leaves*
Amanda: Lady Artemis?
Artemis: you don't have to call me that.
Amanda: im sorry about whatever i did that upset you! i didn-
Artemis: shush, child. i was upset because of my own foolishness. i should've had you claimed when you were first able to talk.
Amanda: what?
(A/N: all 'a's...Artemis, Athena, Apollo, Amanda, Aphrodite was in there at one point...so many 'a's!)
Artemis: i should've had you claimed. i'm you mother.
Amanda: but...i thought Hermes was my dad...
Artemis: he is. he doesn't deserve it though. he doesn't care about either of us.
Apollo: *steps out of his hiding place* sister, you're wrong.
Artemis: Apollo! must you always barge in on thing?
Apollo: when you left, Hermes broke apart. being the god of truth, i can only speak the truth, and i know when people dont speak the truth. Even now, Hermes is getting closer to giving up his immorality. I can tell.
Artemis: *narrows eyes* how can you tell? *sneer*
Apollo: god of prophecy….sun god sees all, im pretty sure I have my ways of knowing. Besides, if you saw how he had broke down after you left-
Artemis: I DON'T CARE! I HATE HIM!
Apollo: no you don't. and he loves you and Amanda more then he's ever loved anyone…more then May, Luke, any others he once loved…he can't stand losing you, Artemis. And you know you can either.
Amanda: *thinking: i was the one who caused this whole thing…*
Artemis: he doesn't care about Amanda, and he doesn't care about me. he only cares about himself.
INVADEDR ZIM
Zim: yes. Because im right. Wait, NO! I'm not stupid!
IN THE MEADOW
(A/N: and then you have the radnom Hermes appear.)
Apollo: *exasperated* Artemis, why are you sayong these things? you KNOW he loves you! you know how much he cares about you and Amanda! why can't you see that? you saw it 20 minutes ago!
Artemis: *near tears (AGAIN!)* he's a big jerk who only cares about himself. H always has! why do you think none of his relationships have worked out? necause he doesn't care enough to keep them going!
Silence
Apollo: *quietly* you know that's not ture. he always, ALWAYS, puts the ones he loves first.
Artemis: *snorts* yeah, to be first killed!
Amanda: Lady Artemis, please stop! Please stop talking that way about my father. You too are married now! I'm proud to have you two as my parents but why are you fighting? over me? I'M NOT WORTH IT!
Artemis: *shocked* yes you are! don't you ever say that!
Amanda: *angry* no, i'm not! nothing, especially not me, is worth ruining you're happiness! wha you two have is special, i noticed it right away. Please, PLEASE just apologize to each other. For me?
Artemis: *face falls and looks vulnerable* i...i thought you would hate me for not telling you.
Amanda: *face softens* *moves and hugs her mom* no. no, i don't. i never could.
Artemis: *hugs her back*
Apollo: *smiles* see, sis? you worry too much.
Artemis: I love you Amanda.
Amanda: i love you too. Now, come on! you have a wedding to finish and a husband to apologize to.
Artemis: *smiles slowly* i guess i do. i guess i do...
IZ
Dib: says you.
Zim: exactly!
Dib: *blinks*
WHERE EVER THE HADES HERMES IS
Artemis: *sees Hermes under the tree*
Hermes: *still in tears*
Artemis: Hermes?
Hermes: *sniffles* go away. don't come just to mock me and make this torture worse then it already is.
Artemis: i came to apologize. i was over reacting.
Hermes: *sniffles and says nothing*
Artemis: *sits next to him* really, im sorry! i was just...confused.
Hermes: your brother said the same thing.
Artemis: *pulls him close* forgive me.
INVADER ZIM
Gir: WHY YOU ALWAYS CLOSIN' YER EYES BIG-HEAD BOY!
(ha that was cool Gazm)
WHAT SHE SAID
Hermes: *stiffens* *then slowly relaxes ito her arms* *puts arms around her* why?
Artemis: *voice muffled from his shirt* why what?
Hermes: *pulls back slightly* why did you run away and say those things?
Artemis: *looks him in the eye* i was confused and scared. i...8hesitates* i don't know, Hermes. I was afraid that Amanda would hate me -us- and you might blame it on me. so instead to protect myself...
Hermes: *dryly* you blamed me? *looks away*
Artemis: *cups his face and looks deep into his eyes* i am so sorry, Hermes. I love you. Please, forgive me!
Hermes: *gazes at her with clear brown eyes* of course i forgive you, my sweet.I could never stay mad at you. I love you.
Artemis: *smiles softly* i love you too, Hermes.
Hermes: *kisses her deeply* *they stay together like that until they finally break apart*
*both are a little breathless*
Aphhrodite's voice drifts from behind them: AWWWWWWWW! i LOVE happy endings!
Dionysus: *groans* we know, Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: *sticks tounge out at him*
Apollo: Well, if you two are done making up, we have a wedding toget through.
Hermes: *stands up and pulls Artemis to her feet* 8looks at her* *grins* you ready?
Artemis: *smiles* i'll always be ready with you by my side. *kisses him quickly*
Travis: Honestly, how much kissing can two people do?
Conner: yeah, come on! you got presents to open!
Hermes: *whispers in her ear* they drive me insane sometimes.
Artemis: *giggles* you'll live. i hope so, anyway.
Hermes: *chuckles and together they walk back to the present area*
IZ
Dib: it's called blinking.
Gir: wha?
Dib: *blinks*
Gir: YOU DID IT AGAIN!
AT THE WEDDIN
Aphrodite: There was only a slight setback, they're back now.
Hermes/Artemis: *continue to open presents* *finally get to the end of them*
Hermes: *whispers to Artemis* i'll show you what i got for you later.
Artemis: *whispers back* i'll show YOU what i got you later.
Hermes: *whispers* ready to claim our daughter?
Artemis: *smiles and nods*
*a symbol appears above Amanda's head. it's a snake wrapped around a moon.*
everyone: *shuts up and stares at it*
Conner: what does a snake and moon mean?
Annabeth: gee, i wonder. *sarcastic and pointing to Hermes Caduceus which is leaned up against the chair he is sitting on, then to the moon on Artemis's te-are-a...crown...thingy on her head!*
Conner: *blankly* i dont get it.
Annabeth: snakes are wrapped around your dad's caduceus. Artemis is goddess of the moon. so a snake wrapped around a moon...
Conner: *think* OH MY HADES, I HAD A CRUSH ON MY HALF-SISTER!
Hades: why do all demigods use my name like it's a bad thing?
Nico: *mutters* i wonder why.
Hades: *glares at him*
Nico: *innocently* what? you're not exactly the nicest immmortal to ever live. and 'Lord of the Underworld' doesn't sound very friendly.
Hades: *continues to glare until Nico finally just looks at the ground*
Nico: *staring at his feet* sorry, Lord Hades.
Amanda: YOU? *points at Conner* like me? ew. sorry, but that's just plain...wrong.
Conner: *hits himself in the head*
Travis: OH! let me help with that! *hits Conner in the back of the head*
Hermes/Artemis: *chuckle*
INVADER ZIM
Dib: IT'S CALLED BLINKING!
Zim: it's called USELESS to try to explain anything to Gir.
AT THE WEDDING WITH THE KID OF HERMES AND ARTEMIS AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLES
Persephone: you had a kid?
Hermes: no duh.
Persephone: *narrows eyes* i would be careful if i were you...
Hades: oh, come on! it's a happy day, let's not all be glum and moody!
Everyone: *stares at him*
Hades: *shifts uncomfortably* what? do I always have to me glum and moody? NO!
Artemis: *shakes head* so, anyway, Amanda is our daughter. Has been for seventeen years.
Zeus: so... *looks at all the gods and goddesses* how many of you knew?
Apollo/Aphrodite/Athena/Travis who randomly raises his hand: we did.
Apollo: in my defense, she's my sister. She can't keep secrets from me. Well, at least not important ones like oh, i don't know, BREAAKING HER OATH!
Artemis: *gasps* wait, you knew all along?
Apollo: *nods* well, actually i suspected. i had my suspicions and they were comfirmed and proved to be right. Who woulda thought?
Dionysus: *under his breath* just about everyone in Delphi. You were named god of prophecy for a reason stupid.
Apollo: *raises an eyebrow* got something you wish to share, Dionysus? i'm sure we'd all LOVE to hear it.
IZ
Gaz: that was a good one, Zim.
Zim: FINALLY YOU HUMANS START TO NOTICE THE AMZING ZIM AND HIS COMEY-BACK THINGS!
Gaz: and...you ruined it.
Dib: *rolls eyes* they're called COMEBACKS Zim.
AT THE MEADOW
Zeus: how did you have a kid without me knowing?
Hermes: because she kept herself from screaming by attacking my arm. -_-
Artemis: and i was lucky you didn't scream.
Hermes: men don't scream!
Artemis: *throws a fake Medusa's head in Hermes lap*
Hermes: *screams, then realizes it's fake and blushes* that...doesn't prove anything!
Artemis: sure it doesn't.
Zeus: so a new goddess was born, and i didn't know about it?
Hera/Artemis/Hermes: *growls* if dare to think about doing anything to her...*all look at each other with O.O faces*
Apollo: well...that was weird...
Zeus: *faked shocked* Why, i would never!
Artemis: Father, i swear by the River Styx, if you dare to lay a hand on my daughter...
Zeus: i wont.
INVADER ZIM
Zim: LIES!
IN THE MEADOW NOT AT THE MEADOW
Hermes: that's what they all say.
Zeus: she's not even old enough!
Hera: *glares* there's no telling how desperate you've become.
Artemis: Father, Swear on Styx you will not do anything to her.
Zeus: no.
EVERYONE: SWEAR ALREADY!
Zeus: fine...I swear on the River of Styx that i will not hit on you're daughter or do anything to her that i shoudln't. and if i do, may Styx take away my powers for a decade. Satisfied?
Hermes: yes.
Artems: *nods*
Aphrodite: Well, this has all been very entertaining but i think i'm going to leave.
Apollo: why? So it's past midnight, who cares?
Hermes: *looks up at the sky where a full moon is shining* geez, that when by quickly.
Aphrodite: well, i don't care if you think it is still early. This *makes a really sexy face* Does not happen without my eleven hours of beauty sleep. and that's the LEAST amount.
Ares: i'm leaving too.
Hades: yes, we have to get back down to the underworld. I left Charon in charge but i doubt he'll be able to handle all those souls for more then 12 hours. Plus, feeding Cerberus is not an easy task.
Persphone: it was so nice to see you all again. Goodbye! *POOFS! back to the Underworld where all the souls are running around crazy* (but that's another story to follow, which we are not going to.)
AFTER EVERYONE LEAVES
Hermes and Artemis are snuggled together on a blanket under the stars and moon
Artemis: *turns to Hermes*
Artemis: I love you.
Hermes: i love you too.
(A/N: Gazm, take us home.)
(SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sappy)
Then a hugr dragpn came in and ate them all. the warriors, the mortals, and everyone who wasnt immortal burned in the stomach acid.
Hermes: well. this is weird.
Poseidon: NO! IT'S LIKE BEING IN KRONOS AGAIN!
GazmRules: NO! NICE BURNED IN THE STOMACH ACID AND DIED!
Artemis/Amanda: who's she?
Hermes: the world will never know.
Zim: *floats by in a gas buble* I AM ZIM! *the buble poped and Zim fell into the acid and burned*
GazmRules: and we all lived happy ever after in a dragons stomach with flying pickle jars named Frank, Fred, Karl, and Keef.
THE END!
We'd like to thank you all for your reviews and sticking with us from the very begging to the very end. And LOL to you Gazm for your MAGNIFICENT ENDING! WOOOOHOOO!
Once again, thank you all so very much. YOU ALL GET COOKIES AND WAFFLES MADE BY GIR! you know, before he fell into the dragon's stomach...details, details.
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...I'm Frank!
I'm Fred!
I'm Karl!
I'm Keef!
yeah...that's not weird in any way...lol
R&R