Lazyfox: I'm back! Hold the applauses. Last time Shikamaru and Naruko got into their first fight, but they made up and with Choji help they got the Emo-Teme back and taught him a lesson. Yeah go team Naru/Shika/Cho!
An intern rolls Random out in her full body case on stage. Boy does Random look pissed and who knew she could perform a death glare stronger than Sasgay's. Wow she was really mad and who could blame her she was nearly killed by Kushina again.
Random: YOU LIAR! You said I would be okay if I left the emo corner, but looked what happened to me. That SHE DEVIL tried to kill me!
Lazyfox: Correction I said you be safe from nature and me. I never once said you would be safe from Kushina. She a psychopath that no one has control over not my fault in the least what she does. Also those forms you signed to get medical attention were documents stating the show isn't responsible for what happens to you, so that means you can't sue Kushina again.
Random: You have got to be fucking kidding me. You mean she gets to do whatever she wants to me and I can't do shit about it!
Lazyfox: Yeah pretty much. Aren't official documents the greatest thing ever? (Smiles cheerfully)
Random: I hate you so much. If I could move right now I would kill you. (Presses the random person selector button)
Lazyfox: Oh you know you love me don't deny it. (Smiles at Random)
Random makes a rude gesture with her hand before she wheels herself away from Lazyfox.
Lazyfox: She just mad, but she'll forgive me in time. Now here's our randomly selected guest speaker and this week's winner is...
Kyuubi: Yes I'm finally free of that damn prison cell. Time to regain my place among the demons and take over this miserable world by killing every last human there is. MMMMMMWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Lazyfox: Yeah sorry to burst your bubble mister foxy, but there will be no killing of anyone or taking over the world because your still in Naruko's head and your just here to say the disclaimer and then you're going back inside the cage.
Kyuubi: WHY YOU LITTLE *BEEP* I OUGHT TO *BEEP* KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU (Kyuubi then proceeds to cuss out Lazyfox and humans and how they ruin his life and tells her how he would kill her and every human in the most painful ways known to man)
Lazyfox: (o-O) Oh my gosh that was the filthiest mouth and Speech I've ever heard. You even beat out Hidan and he worst then a Sailor. You have a horrible potty mouth and I will have to break you of such a nasty habit young man. (Grabs a bar of soap and starts to scrubs Kyuubi's mouth with it.) There that ought to teach not use such vulgar words like that anymore.
Kyuubi: (Dragging his tongue on the ground) Oh that was horrible my taste buds are ruined I kill you for that.
Lazyfox: NO you won't. You can't kill me even if you tried silly foxy. Now go ahead and do the disclaimer like a good boy.
Kyuubi: (Growls at Lazyfox) you are an evil human, but strangely I like that of you human so I might not kill you. This pitiful human called LazyFoxLover does not own Naruto because if she did I would have to kill her along with the rest of you terrible humans.
Lazyfox: Good boy now it's time to go back to the cage in Naruko's head. (Snaps her finger and returns Kyuubi to his cage just as random runs on stage with her camera.)
Random: Nooooooo! Kyuubi! I wanted his picture for my picture album. Why you torture me so much?
Lazyfox: Because its fun and I love seeing other people misery.
Random: I hate you even more now than I did before and I go back to emo corner to cry and wallow in my self-pity thanks to you. (Goes to emo corner and starts to cry anime tears)
Lazyfox: Oh don't start this again. (Sighs) Well it's a good thing I planned for this and planted a nice surprise for her. Today Naruko will learn flower arranging. Sounds fun right well if that's not fun enough for you I've added the two screaming banshees to the story. (Care to guess who they are?) Okay I kept you long enough time to get to the action were Naruko has something special planned for are favorite little Emo-Teme. Enjoy.
The night air was crisp and cool the kind of night that had everyone in their beds asleep having peaceful dreams all except for one individual that is. The figure sneaking in the shadow at this time of night was making their way to a closed off bedroom door inside the Uchiha estate. The figure gently opened the door to see their target sound asleep in bed not knowing of the danger they were in. The figure made its way around the room covering the place with hidden traps and triggers ready to insure the target would be caught in the figures trap. Once finished with the trap it left the room and closed the door behind itself before leaving.
Chuckling to itself the figure smirked at the trap it had laid out for their victim. "Hope you enjoy your morning surprise Teme," spoke the figure before going to its room to wait for morning to come.
When morning came the figure from last night woke with a huge smile on their face thinking of how today event will happens. The figure got out of bad and got ready for the day by putting on their outfit of the day.
When the figure was done getting dress it made its way to another bedroom down the hall. The figure went inside to see two boys asleep on the floor. One boy had black hair and the other one had brown hair. The figure knelt beside the boys trying to wake them up by shaking them awake.
"Hey Shika, Cho wake up if you don't you're going to miss the prank I'm pulling on the Teme," said the figure.
"Blue-Eyes leave me alone and let me sleep," complained Shikamaru.
"Oh come on Shika I got this really great prank put up for the emo-teme and you can't get up to see it," pouted Naruko.
"That's right I'm tried and I want to sleep. Have Choji go and watch it without me," stated Shikamaru pulling the blanket over his head trying to go back to sleep.
"Oh fine. Come on Cho will go and watch it and you can tell Mr. Lazy bum what happens afterwards," said Naruko walking out of the room with Choji.
"Hey Naruko can you tell me what you did to him today?" asked Choji.
"You have to wait and see Cho," said Naruko smiling at the pouting Choji.
"Oh no fair Naru I want to know," complained Choji.
Naruko giggles at Choji and just keep walking. "Don't worry Cho you'll see soon enough," promised Naruko stopping outside Sasuke's room.
Naruko cracked open Sasuke's door to see inside the room and sees Sasuke starting to wake up. Naruko turned around to face Choji and started signaling to him that the fun was about to start.
"Three, Two, One. Show time," said Naruko turning back inside to watch her prank in motion.
Sasuke's alarm goes off, so he rolled over to shut it off, but as he rolled over he triggered the wire Naruko had placed on him. The line led to a bucket hanging over him turning it upside down and pouring ice cold water all over Sasuke waking him up insistently.
The bucket fell on his head making him jump out of bed. He stumbled around the room trying to get the bucket off his head until he stepped on a carefully placed roller-skate. The roller-skate rolls from under him making him crash to the floor and onto another trip wire causing another bucket to fall on him spilling glue all over him.
Sasuke got off the floor and started walking around his room still trying to get the bucket off his head all the while cursing a certain blonde hair girl for doing this to him until he tripped the final wire to complete the prank. This time Sasuke was covered with feathers from head to toe.
After Sasuke finally got the bucket off his head it reveled a red rubber glove on his head with him scowling at the laughing Naruko and Choji.
Sasuke stomped over to the laughing pair with a dark aura of killing intent surrounding him. "You two are, so dead," declared Sasuke ready to kill them.
"Oh I wouldn't do that teme. It won't end well for you," stated Naruko.
"Why not I'm sure I could get away with murdering you two," said Sasuke.
"The reason why it wouldn't end well for you teme is because if you did then everyone in the village will see all the humiliating pranks I've pulled on you," stated Naruko showing Sasuke her video camera with her pranks on it.
"Are you blackmailing me?" asked Sasuke.
"I wouldn't call it blackmailing more like a friendly warning," said Naruko.
"Oh how that?" asked Sasuke.
"Well imagine what the village reaction to this video would be. I mean they see the Uchiha heir getting pranked by the village loser. I say they'll start shunning the Uchiha name and laughing at you. Not only that think of what your fan girls would do. They see their precious Sasuke being shunned and mocked by the village and they do whatever it takes to make you feel better by being around you 24/7," said Naruko smiling at her plan.
Sasuke's eyes twitched at the mention of his evil fan girl army and couldn't think of anything worst to happen to him then being surrounded by his fan girls 24/7. "Okay fine I do what you want," said Sasuke.
"Okay then. The terms of this deal are that you have to be nice to my friends and me for the rest of the week and you have to leave us alone," stated Naruko.
"Fine I can do that," said Sasuke.
"Oh yeah before I forget their one more thing you have to do before you have my total guaranty not to show this video to the village," said Naruko smiling devilishly at Sasuke.
"What's that?" asked Sasuke.
"You have to apologize to Choji for all those mean things you said to him on Saturday," stated Naruko.
"No deal. An Uchiha never apologizes, especially to nobody's like you two," stated Sasuke.
"I guess I have no choice, but to add some more pranks to the video before showing it to the village to make you see my point. Come on Choji let's go think of more humiliating pranks for the teme," said Naruko turning away from Sasuke about to walk away until Sasuke grabbed her arm to stop her from walking away. "Yes teme anything you like to say?" asked Naruko raising her eyebrow questioningly at Sasuke.
"Fine, I'll apologize to him. I'm sorry for calling you fatso in front of everybody and I'm sorry for picking a fight with you," apologized Sasuke to Choji.
"Good boy. Now was that really so hard to say to him. Anyway remember you have to be nice to my friends and me for the rest of the week and leave us alone or all bets our off and this entire village gets a copy of this video," stated Naruko.
"Yes I understand the agreements," said Sasuke.
"Good. Come on Choji lets go so chicken butt here can take a shower," said Naruko giggling at Sasuke before walking down the hall with Choji.
"I swear that girl is going to pay for this some day," vowed Sasuke as he stalked off to his bathroom to get cleaned up.
Naruko and Choji were close to Shikamaru's room when Naruko remembered something. "Oh crap I forgot to tell Sasuke to be careful when he takes his shower," said Naruko.
"Why's that?" asked Choji.
"Well I didn't think he agree to my proposition so easily, so I kind of set up a back up plan to make him agree with us," said Naruko while doing her nervous smile and scratching head thing.
"What's plan B?" asked Choji not liking the smile that formed on Naruko face because that smile meant trouble was coming.
"Oh you'll see in a few minutes," said Naruko walking into Shikamaru's room and plopping down next to the lazy genius who was finally awake.
"How the prank go this time Blue-Eyes?" asked Shikamaru yawning as he asked.
"Not bad. I got Sasuke to submit to my demands on the grounds of leaving us alone and I got him to apologize to Choji for what he said to him," said Naruko smiling at the job she pulled.
"What you do to him this time to make him do that?" asked Shikamaru.
"It was so funny Shikamaru. Naruko planted all these trip wires in his room and every time he trip one something fell on him. Oh you have to see it Naruko recorded it," stated Choji giving Shikamaru the camera.
The three friends watched all the pranks Naruko's pulled on Sasuke starting with her first prank about putting him in a pink frilly dress with make up on. The one they pulled yesterday with Sasuke being Catapulted into a pig pin and being smothered by the pigs in the pin. Now today's prank of Sasuke being turned into a chicken. The three friends all laughed at Sasuke's misfortune.
"I still can't believe you've recorded them all, but I'm so glad you did because they are so funny," laughed Choji from on the ground.
"I loved the part when we catapulted the jerk into the pig pin," commented Shikamaru.
"Yeah he deserved to be with his own kind," stated the chuckling Naruko. "But hey if you like these your going to love the prank I have set up for him in the bathroom," said Naruko.
"What you do?" asked both Shikamaru and Choji.
"You'll see in about..." said Naruko before being cut off by a not so manly scream. "Now. Now lets add video four to our home movie," said Naruko pointing the camera at the door as Sasuke slammed opened the door and stalking into the room with the same killing intent aura around him like before, but only this time stronger then the last one.
"You. Are. So. DEAD!" roared Sasuke putting emphasis on each word.
The threat was ignored by everyone in the room because everyone was on the floor laughing their heads off at the sight of the pissed off Uchiha.
"C..Can't..b...breathe," cried Naruko trying to clam her laughter down, but failing every time she saw Sasuke.
As the three continued to laugh at the Uchiha the more pissed off he got. Causing anime veins to appear all over his forehead and fists until he finally snapped.
"SHUT UP!" shouted Sasuke ready to kill everybody in the room at that exact moment.
"Oh come on Sasuke it's (snickers) not that bad," said Naruko trying to keep herself from laughing at him again by putting both of her hands on her mouth to stop herself laughing.
The little veins Sasuke had just popped. "Not that bad! Are you kidding me. YOU DYED MY HAIR FREAKING ORANGE!" screamed Sasuke getting into Naruko face.
"Remember the deal Sasuke you have to be nice to us and means you can't kill us," said Naruko.
"Forget the deal. Your going to pay for this dobe and I promise you your not going to like it when I get even with you," vowed Sasuke stomping out of the room fuming mad.
"Wow he really mad isn't he," said Naruko. She then remembered the other part of her prank. "Oh crap teme wait don't take off the..." shouted Naruko before being caught off again by a scream of pain emanating from Sasuke's room. "Towel. Crap now he's really mad at me," said Naruko walking back into the room.
"What you do to the towel?" asked Choji.
Naruko smiles at her friends before answering the question. "I kind of put some super glue on his towel," explained Naruko.
Shikamaru and Choji both ooooohhhhed at that feeling Sasuke's pain.
"Ouch man that had to've hurt like hell," stated Shikamaru.
"Well I don't about you two but I'm going down stairs to eat some breakfast," said Naruko leaving the room closely followed by Shikamaru and Choji.
The trio and the Uchiha were eating peacefully until Sasuke limped in to the room holding his crotch in pain. When Mikoto saw Sasuke she fainted, while Mr. Uchiha spat his coffee out, and caused Itachi to stare in shock as his food fell out of his mouth, while Naruko, Shikamaru, and Choji snickered at the scowling orange haired Sasuke as he limped to the table.
After a few minutes Mikoto regained consciousness and everyone calmed down did anyone say anything.
"Well little brother that hair color of yours is quiet interesting, but I figured you dye your hair to match your girlfriend's hair color," said Itachi smirking at Sasuke.
Sasuke growled at his brother and glared at him. "I don't have a girlfriend," spat Sasuke.
"Oh no I would say you and Naruko were dating after you kissed her yesterday," stated Itachi.
If possible Sasuke scowl depend and Naruko was choking on her food while Shikamaru eyes were twitching and Choji looked horrified at the thought.
"HE/SHE IS NOT MY/HER BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND!" screamed Naruko, Shikamaru, Choji and Sasuke all at once.
"Okay I'm going to work. Bye honey. Good luck you are going to need it," said Mr. Uchiha walking out the door as fast as he could.
"I'm going with him. Good luck mother you are so going to need it," said Itachi following his father out the door.
"Thanks boys your great help," said Mikoto.
Mikoto turned to the kids to see Naruko looking disgusted as were Shikamaru and Choji and saw that Sasuke was scowling at them and glaring holes into Naruko.
"Okay kids lets all try to get along here and play nice with one another. That means no more pranks and no more picking fights understand," said Mikoto.
"Yes ma'ma," said everyone in unison.
"Good. Naruko dear please tell me the dye will wear off," pleaded Mikoto.
"Yes ma'ma it should wear off in about two weeks," said Naruko.
"Two weeks are you kidding me. I have school Monday morning no one can see me like this," said Sasuke.
"Oh you'll be fine. I'm (snickers) sure no one will notice," said Naruko.
Sasuke glared at her with his eye twitching in annoyance.
"Enough. Now I have some people coming over tonight to help with your training today Naruko and I want everyone to be nice to everyone got," demanded Mikoto.
Everyone shut up at once at the mention of company.
"Mom please tell me you did not invite those two," said Sasuke.
"Sasuke they are great with flowering arrangement and they could really help Naruko out with it," said Mikoto as the door bell rung and Mikoto went to answer the door.
"Hey teme who's the two girl you don't want over," asked Naruko.
"You going to met them," sighed Sasuke with his face on the table.
"SASUKE-KUN!" squealed to high volumed Banshees.
"And the hell starts," grumbled Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun what happened to your hair," squealed the pink haired banshee from Saturday.
Sasuke got an evil smirk on his face as he faced Naruko and mouthed to her 'Pay back time bitch'. Sasuke faced the pink girl and her friend who was a platinum blonde. "Oh the person who dyed my hair is that girl over there," said Sasuke.
"How could you do this to our Sasuke-kun," screamed the two banshees getting into Naruko's face.
"Because he's a teme and he deserved it. Quit screaming your making my ears bleed," said Naruko getting up to face the two girls.
"How dare you address Sasuke-kun that way. Show him the respect he deserves," stated the pink haired girl.
"No chance. The teme got no respect from me," said Naruko crossing her arms over her chest.
"Then will make you learn to respect our Sasuke-kun," stated the blonde girl before slapping Naruko across the face.
Naruko stumbled back as she cupped the side of her face the blonde girl hit before turning back to glare at the two girls in front of her.
"Ino, Sakura you two leave Naruko alone right now and Ino apologize to Naruko for slapping her right this minute," scolded Mikoto.
Naruko held up her hand to Mikoto signaling for her to stop. "Oh it's alright Mikoto-sensei. It didn't hurt at all no need for to apologize," said Naruko smiling at Mikoto.
Shikamaru looked at Naruko ready to disagree with her and for her to demand an apologe before he noticed Naruko's clenched fist.
"Besides I'm sure I'm going to be the one to apologize after this," stated Naruko before she punched Ino in the face making her fall on her butt.
"Don't hit my friend," shouted Sakura punching Naruko in the face as well.
"Ladies stop this at once no more fighting," commanded Mikoto, but was ignored as Naruko retaliated with another right hook to Sakura's face. "Oh this not going well at all," sighed Mikoto.
Ino got up and helped Sakura up before the two of them faced Naruko ready to attack her until Shikamaru and Choji stepped in front of her.
"You two better leave Naruko alone right now or your going to regret it," said Shikamaru giving them a glare to emissive his attended threat.
"Why are you defending her after what she done to Sasuke-kun," demanded a flabbergasted Ino.
"Because Naruko's our friend and we don't like Sasuke," stated Choji.
"Thanks Shika, Cho, but I can handle these two banshees on my own," stated Naruko.
"We know, but doesn't mean you have to," said Shikamaru.
"NO MORE FIGHTING," screamed Mikoto getting the kids to stare at her. "No fighting will be tolerated and I expect everyone in this room to apologize to echo other right now," demanded Mikoto.
The kids mumbled quick apologies to each other before facing Mikoto again.
"Good. Now I want everyone to get along with everyone from here on out. Now that that's taken care of how about we start those flower arrangements," said Mikoto.
All the kids agreed afraid of angering Mikoto again and with that said Mikoto leads the kids into the Uchiha gardens to start the lesson when they run into Shisui who was in the garden.
"Ojii-san how are you?" asked Naruko as she hugged Shisui.
"I'm good little one. It's nice to see you without you hitting me with a book," joked Shisui making Naruko giggle.
"Yeah I'll try not to do that again," said Naruko.
"So what brings you to the gardens little one?" asked Shisui.
"I'm learning flower arrangements today," said Naruko.
"Oh I can't wait to see your choices of color," said Shisui.
"Father you know you should be inside," stated Mikoto.
"Mikoto I'll be fine I just want to watch and enjoy the nice weather we have before the winter comes," said Shisui.
"Okay you can watch. Now Naruko the key to flower arrangement is to match flowers up that would make a beautiful center piece for an event," explained Mikoto.
"Okay I understand that," said Naruko.
"Good that means you can go look at the flowers you want for your arrangement and you need help go to Ino or Sakura for help," instructed Mikoto.
"Yes ma'ma," said Naruko before walking into the middle of the flowers looking for the perfect flowers to use for her arrangement.
Naruko found what she though was a perfect combination, but to decided to ask the banshees for their opinion against her better judgement.
"Hey Ino, Sakura can I ask you two what you think of my arrangement?" asked Naruko showing them my arrangement.
"I think it's complete garbage," said Sakura wrinkling her nose up at Naruko's arrangement.
"What's wrong with it?" asked Naruko really worried she messed up.
"Well I don't think it's bad at all," said Ino.
"Really," said Naruko.
"Yeah I mean it's colorful and I really like flowers. What made you pick these flowers out?" asked Ino trying to be friendly towards Naruko as Sakura just kept her face turned away from them.
"Well tiger-lilies our my favorite flowers, so I decided to pick flowers that complemented the lilies like these purple tulips and white camilaies," explained Naruko.
"Hey that's really good I never thought of that before when I arranged the flowers at the shop," said Ino.
"You have a flower shop?" asked Naruko.
"Yeah I do. Like I said I really like flowers and I have to say your arrangement is beautiful," complemented Ino.
"Thanks Ino that's really nice of you," said Naruko.
"I still say it's garbage," huffed Sakura.
"Oh quit being so sore Sakura. Your just mad she did better then you and for her punching you in the face earlier," said Ino frowning at her friend.
"So what she hit you too," said Sakura.
"So I deserved it. I hit her first and I sorry about that by the way. Can we start over?" asked Ino sticking her hand out to Naruko.
"Sure I like that," said Naruko grabbing her hand in return and shaking it.
"Oh I'm going to be sick," said Sakura before walking off from the new friends.
"Hat's her problem?" asked Naruko.
"It's just the way she is, but she can be a nice person when she wants to be," said Ino before grabbing Naruko's hand and pulling her down to sit with her. "Okay since were friends now I have to know why you dyed sasuke's hair orange," said Ino.
"It was payback for what he did to Choji and to blackmail him to leave my friends and me alone," said Naruko.
"Got it. Knowing Sasuke he probably said something mean to Choji," said Ino.
"Yeah he did and he needed to be taught a lesson about picking on someone is wrong and that's why I made this video about all these pranks I've pulled on him this week," said Naruko.
"Huh that's funny. I can;t believe their actually somebody brave enough to pull something like that on Sasuke," laughed Ino.
"How come your not trying to kill me about disrespecting your Sasuke-kun?" asked Naruko.
"Well to be honest I don't really like him I just think he's cute, but i can't let people know that because of they did they'll stop being my friends," said Ino.
"Well if that's how it is then there not really your friends to began with and you need to find some true friends not the ones that pretend to be," said Naruko.
"Yeah your right I need to be myself if I really want friends like you have," said Ino.
"You mean Shikamaru and Choji. Yeah those two are the best you'll never find better friends in the whole world," said Naruko.
"I hope I can be a good friend like them," said Ino.
"Hey I'm sure you will you just have to be yourself and you'll make tons of friends. Hey we should probably get back to Mikoto-sensei," said Naruko getting up off the ground followed by Ino.
The two girls get back to the group were Naruko showed Mikoto and Shisui her flowers and got approving nods from them and compliments from Shikamaru and Choji while Sasuke and Sakura just glared at her. After the examination Mikoto led everyone inside were they eat dinner and got ready for bed. Mikoto bunked Sakura and Ino into the room Naruko was staying in.
As Naruko dieted off to sleep she couldn't keep a smile from forming on her face as she thought the week was actually a lot of fun even if she was acting too girly for her taste, but to her it was still fun. With that she went off to sleep waiting for tomorrow to come.
Lazyfox: That ends this chapter. Yeah I love this prank pulled on Sasuke in this chapter and I hope you all liked it to.
Random: (Who was still the emo corner) I can't believe you brought in the banshees even though I like Ino better then Sakura she still after my Sasuke.
Lazyfox: I know, but don't worry Ino not going to be obsess with Sasuke in the story. Oh by the way you should probably get out of the emo corner now.
Random: Why that (Asked Random before she got electrocuted) Holy shit what was that.
Lazyfox: That was the time limiter on the emo corner. Every time your in the emo corner too long it will electrocute you and make you get out and it gets stronger every time it happens.
Random: You are so evil.
Lazyfox: I know. Don't you just love that about me.
Kushina: Not really.
Lazyfox: Oh be quiet/ If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have your guns right now.
Kushina: Good point. I do love you then.
Lazyfox: Yeah I thought so. Now time to Minato with the poll updates.
Minato: Thank you Lazyfox. The results are as they followed
Kaede with 37 votes
Rin with 29 votes
Iruka with 4 votes
kakashi with 4 votes
and Sarutobi with 3 votes back to you Lazyfox.
Lazyfox: Thank you Minato. Well the poll is coming to a close soon 3 chapters to go before the poll closes so if you haven't voted please vote. Now as I said last time if their is a person you want to say the disclaimer please tell me in your reviews and please keep reviewing because I'm close to fifty and I really want that fifty review, so remember to review. Well until next time…..
Everyone: JII-NEE!