Before getting to the action, let see how Kinzie violin solo doing...
The show began...As a man came on stage...
"May I know present to you a Christmas talent Show, sponser by Saints Flow...And would you be so kindly cheering Ms. Kinize Kensington in her most beautiful capturing violin solo..." said man introducing the show...
The audience applauded, The curtains open as Kinzie was sitting in a chair...
She began playing a piece from the Titantic Movie (You probably know what Violin song I'm talking about)
The Boss raced up in the sky with the huge bag of gifts on his ride...
He look for Killbane high in the sky, but couldn't be able to find his plane...
"Where's that son of a bitch at! I'm going to cause so much pain!" yelled the Boss...
They Boss search high and low, but he couldn't find Killbane, and it was getting more cold...
But in the skys, Killbane and his Butler Jeffery was already up high...
Killbane was setting in the co-pilot seat, where he relax his feet...
Jefferson was piloting the plane, he got upset as he did every, thinking being a butler was insane...
"Jeffery, what time is it?..." said Killbane...
"Its 11:50, is it time the bombs be lit..." said Jefferson...
"This is so unknowing, Steelport will be diminished...This Christmas is over...in 10 mintues..." said Killbane...
He click the timer, as the countdown begins...
"Uhh...sir...We have might have a small issue..." said Jefferson...
"What is it? Do you need another tissue?..." said Killbane...
"The bombs...somehow they aren't acting right...It seems the Bombs I have are new generation flight bombs..." said Jefferson...
Killbane wasn't concern, and was calm...
"Sir! This is serious! In order to bomb Steelport...We must take the plane down to the town! If I take my hand off that wheel, then we will be falling to our deaths, without making a kill?..." " yelled Jefferson...
"So what your telling me is...One of us will have to die in order to blow up something!" yelled Killbane...
"Correct sir...And there's only 1 parachute! Which means one of us is going to have to die in order to blow Steelport!" yelled Jefferson...
"Well...Jeffery its been nice knowing you..." said Killbane...
"Wait! I'm going to have to die, This can't be true!" yelled Jefferson...
"Well...either die by the bombs or die by me...and trust me...if it's going to be me, then a slow death will follow through, where you won't even see..." said Killbane...
Jefferson gulp and said his prayers...thinking why must Killbane be such a hater...
"Sir Look! Out the window!" yelled Jefferson...
Lets go back where Kinzie was practicing her solo...
after she finish and nothing left to say...She began doing a violin solo doing a song with Coldplay...They play a song that of remind of romans and Caesa...They play the best song ever VIVA LA VIDA!...
Back to the action...
The Boss saw and went straight for the front of the plane window...
Killbane look and went into the back, grabbing a wooden kendo...
The Boss shot and flew straight through the front of the plane...
As he came in, he was ready to cause pain...
His VTOL exploded in the process, but managed to the the gifts on the plane with success...
"Where's Killbane!" yelled the Boss...
"The...The...The Back of the plane..." said Jefferson...
The Boss came to the back, where Killbane waited...The Boss came back there, but he debated...
He wonder why Killbane would run and hide...but something came up with a striking surprised...
Killbane struck the Boss in the back...
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!" yelled Killbane...
Killbane struck the Boss many many times...
His back was bleeding and it didn't look fine...
With one more strike, The Boss grab his kendo stick...
"Time to stop your act bitch!" yelled the Boss...
The Boss took the Kendo stick and struck Killbane many times too...
But Killbane ran away as he did...like a coward fool...
The Boss struck Killbane on the head, which broke the stick in half, Killbane head was red...
The Boss and Killbane began in a epic battle of fist fighting...as Jeffery was flying the plane, and hiding...
yet...the Plane didn't look too good, as the Boss destroyed the front, as Jeffery tried to Pilot as he could...
They fought like crazy, Killbane tried, but couldn't strike the Boss at all...
"The bigger they are...the harder they fall!" yelled the Boss...
The Boss spear the Boss and tackled further to the back...
but Jeffery was losing control of the plane, he was nervous of where he sat...
People of Steelport came out in the streets...They the plane, which sounded like a loud drum, people couldnt believe what was become...
as they look up and saw a plane coming closer to the city, had smoke coming from too much exhausted heat...
The Boss uppercut, body blow, and punch Killbane with a combinations of moves...
Killbane was looking too horrible, and thought the plan can't be stop anytime soon...
As Kinzie played and sing, the Boss showed that the Saints were the true Kings...
"NO! I"M NOT GOING TO LET A NO GOOD GANGBANGER BITCH STOP ME!" yelled Killbane...
Killbane ran and limp to the front of the plane...The Boss kept fighting the running Killbane...
Killbane was becoming too weak, and couldn't handle when his strength has reach its peak...
But Killbane went to Jeffery, grab him while he took his hand off the wheel...
as soon as he did that...The plane went straight down, ready to bomb and kill...
Killbane and Jeffery flew out the back of the plane...While the Boss grab the wheel, before heading towards a highway lane...
Plane lifted back into the sky, but Killbane escaped again! He used the last parachute for himself and Jeffery safety...
The Boss sigh...
"One day! HE'LL BE READY TO DIE!" yelled the Boss...
When the Boss try to drive the plane, he heard ticking noises thinking did he get insane...
He saw a bomb that was about to blow...
The Boss took his hand off the wheel to defused it, but the Plane was going down again...thinking someone abused it...
The Boss was moments away from death...but then thought of something...
EDDIE GUERRERO:
"When the moment comes, you have to jump high, Wwwwaaaayyy high, and then you must decide whether what you do is about you...or the people you care about..."
S.A.I.N.T:
"How you can make everything fine?..."
JOHNNY GAT:
"You learn a lot, but its about how you do things in life, all we ever did was take things or fight...but now...things have gotten out of hand...so its time to change the plan..."
The Boss realized, the only way for the town not to be destory...Is to Kill himself in order to contiuned Christmas and to stop the death of many innocent people...
"Shit!..." yelled the Boss...
The Boss grab the wheel and lifted up the plane up high, but his heart grew 3 times that of a greater size...he lifted up to where the gifts Santa Genki had fell out the back...Gifts fell from the sky, high from the plane ride...
Everyone look up and saw it was a Christmas Miracle...It was like Ice Cream with tasty sprinkles...
Gifts fell for all the many boys and girls...The Channel 6 news capture the plane for the news world...
As the plane went up the Boss closed his eyes...As the final second went by, as the plane blew up in the sky...
People look and saw it was a Christmas Dream come true...
that someone deliever them gifts for them, but wonder who...
After Christmas has finally begun...
The Saints came back to the penthouse, thinking the Boss could use some fun...
They all look and saw that the Christmas decorations were all place back where they were...
and the gifts under the tree, were cover in bloody fur...
Santa Genki appeared in front of the group...
"Hello! Welcome to your Christmas party! yelled Santa Genki
"I brought back the fun and the Hardys..." yelled Santa Genki
The group thought it was some type of joke...But they wonder where the Boss was, thinking he must have been provoke...
"Where's the Boss and where did you come from?..." said Pierce...
"Don't be stupid and dumb...I'm Santa Genki, your Boss was very helpful into bringing back to good health..." said Santa Genki...
"You better be lucky you wasn't dealt...with...but where's the Boss isn't he upset and still pissed..." said Pierce...
"Well, your Boss should be back here after bringing presents to the world..." said Santa Genki...
"But where's the Boss! Is he with another girl!" yelled Shaundi...
Suddenly out from the sky...The Boss crash down inside...
Everyone step back as the Boss clothes were on fire and rip...
Everyone stop, all except Pierce who drank wine and sip...
The Boss got up and saw everyone was looking and shocked...
"Hey...Merry Christmas...Sorry...the door was...lock..." said the Boss...
The Saints help him up...as the Boss was okay...but thought that his friends are the ones important on this day...
"Hey everyone...I have a annoncement to make...I don't deserve no gift, not for my sake...but Pierce, Shaundi, Angel, Kinzie, Oleg, Viola, and the rest of you...you guys are the greatest gift that matters...because Christmas is what makes it a good day...and that's all I really wanted to say...and also...sorry if I acted like a ass...but I promise...it'll be my last...its time I started to appericate the good things in life...like how the Saints can make things right...but not without a fight..." said the Boss...
"CHEERS TO CHRISTMAS!" yelled the Boss...
Everyone was quiet, and was wondering if this was a dream...but actually love how the Boss finally got into the Christmas cheer of what it seems...They cheers and applauded as the Boss handed out gifts to them...
They were all suprised, figuring why the Boss gave them present...
"It was only to show, its plesant...to help out those who are close to me in so many ways...you are my true family on this Christmas day..." said the Boss...
They all cried and clap for joy, and began open Christmas...hoping its not kid toys...
Kinzie recieved a Eletronic diary from the Boss...It says how he feels about Kinzie, and set up times when they want to fock...lol...Kinzie blushed and accepted the gift...She kiss the Boss as he grab her hip...
Pierce recieved a new Saint suit, the best thing about it...its was way better because it was bulletproof...Pierce love it and tried it on...even told the Saints to shoot him, and WOW he wasn't dead or gone...
Angel recieved a new diamond Christmas mask, the best thing about it...it freezes people of whoever Angel taunt, Its something what Angel really want...He froze a Saint thick in ice, but he put a heater next to him, thinking aleast it was nice...
Oleg recieved a new Saint padora hat, he love it, even with it saying, "J. Gat"...It even has a tiny video camera for his enjoyment...
Birk...well he recieved a new pair of Xray Sunglasses, but the Boss said if he tried anything with any of his favorite Saint women, it'll be someone asses...
Viola...recieved a new drawing pad, but was suprised when nothing was inside...The Boss told her that she can draw him naked, and then after he can take her for a ride...
Shaundi...didn't recieved nothing...but the Boss promised her something later that day...
As everyone was opening their gifts and enjoying the Christma party...The Boss look for Santa Genki, thinking it would be nice to enjoy a drink called marty...
but Santa Genki was out on the Helipad...
The strangest thing is, he was with deers attached to a sled, he was happy and glad...
He hop on, and took off to the sky...He flew very high, high in the sky...shouting...
"MERRY CHRISTMAS STEELPORT!" yelled Santa Genki...
The Boss came out on the Helipad watching Santa Genki, fly...He smiled and laugh as he wave goodbye...
"Who are you waving too..." said Shaundi...
The Boss look behind him and was surprised...but then thought this was the moment at the right time..
He came up to her and kiss her...
"You really need some bling..." said the Boss..
Out pop a diamond love ring...
Shaundi didn't say anything and was suprised and shocked...
"What is this...Is this really a diamond rock..." said Shaundi...
"Shaundi...I want you to wear this when the moment comes...because I want to be together with you when gang banging is done..." said the Boss...
"Are you saying...you want to...to...to..." Shaundi stop...
"Yes...but not until after all this is gang banging over, and wait after were a little bit older..." said the Boss...
Shaundi eyes tear as she went up and made out with him with so much love...
They both went inside the Penthouse, as they share more love, like two horny turtle doves...
So...After Killbane try to wreck the Christmas place, the Boss is a change man, no longer with so much hate...I wonder if him and Shaundi will marry when they are forty...but your probably wondering who's reading this Saints story...
The story zooms out of a story book, where we see Zimo's sitting in a rocking chair, drinking eggnog and eating cookies...Zimos even had a pimp out Santa beard and said...
"MERRY CHRISTMAS PLAYAS! AND A HAPPY PIMPIN NEW YEAR!"
So thats the story! Hope you enjoy it very well...Glad that the Boss didn't burn it hell...This story shows, even the most cruel people can have a second chance to turn back their ways...but its all about giving joy, good will, and peace on earth along the days...SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! =D
Epilogue:
their ways...but its all about giving joy, good will, and peace on earth along the days...SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! =D
Epilogue:
On a quiet snowing day on a quiet road in the middle of no where, two people were walking with hooded robes...One was average height, and the other is a kid's height...
While walking...A bus was coming on the road, they stop and try to catch the bus for a ride...
As the bus stop...The Bus driver was a little confused into wondering why are their people walking in the cold...
"Hey! Are you two lost?...Its really dangerous walkin out here at night, especially while its snowing...do you need a ride?..." said the bus driver...
The tall hooded one didn't say nothing...but then nodded his head slowly...
They both got on the bus and headed towards the back...
They bus took off as they sat in the back seat silent...
The tall one pulled out a picture and look at it, while the little one look and wonder who was the one in the picture...
"Master...who is that person?..." said the little hooded one...
"This person...is my last family that's left...its time I pay her a visit..." said the tall hooded one...
"She's very pretty Master...are you going to kill her too?..." said the little hooded one...
"No...I think its best if she join us, with the help of cleansing this world..." said the tall hooded one..
"What about your brother Master?..." said the little hooded one...
"My brother died because of a fucking rat who shot and gut him!...So here's what we'll do...We shall visit my sister and after the visit...we kill the rat that killed my brother..." said the tall hooded one...
"This woman...what's her name..." said the little hooded one...
The tall hooded one took a moment...
"Isabella...Isabella Keys..." said the tall hooded one...
"So Master...who are we going to kill after we visit her?..." said the small hooded one...
"Arko...Azrael Arko...and we shall kill his wife...I don't know her name...but its the one with blonde hair with glasses! WE SHALL KILL THEM ALL!" yelled the tall hooded one...
The Bus driver stop the bus...
The hooded strangers look around and wonder why the bus stop...
The Bus driver then pulled out a pistol and aimed it towards them...
"Alright!...I heard enough! I'm calling the police! With you two talking about killing and taking over the world! Enough of that shit! Now you two are gonna wait til the cops arrive to put your asses behind bars!" yelled the Bus driver...
"I think its time for you to show him why he shouldn't have stop the Bus..." said the tall hooded one...
The little hooded one bow his head at his partner...but took off his hood to reveal it to be...
BEN...
BEN then disappeared into thin air...The Bus driver look around but then found himself floating in air...he is then toss outside the front window very far upon the street...The Bus driver laid at the hurt on the ground and couldn't get up...
The bus on full throttle by itself...The bus speeded fast as the Bus driver look behind him...His eyes widen as he was struck and killed by BEN running him over...
BEN laugh sinsterly and loud as he appeared out of no where, he sat in the back of the bus while it drove itself...The tall hooded one reveal himself to be...
Lil Joker...
"Full speed to Santa Cabeza...Its time for a little family reunion..." said Lil Joker...
"Yes Master..." said BEN...