SORRY ABOUT THE TYPO LAST TIME. XD Well anyways, I DON'T OWN THE ALPHABET, WARRIORS, OR PIE. Those all belong to someone else that isn't me. Sadly I also do not own Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, or chickens or Webkinz. So enjoy the story.

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"HMMMPHHHH. . . " Ki muttered as she patted her giant stomach. She ate way too much pie.

"I"m bored," complained Lime Green Squirrel and started pushing random buttons on her computer.

Then Percy Jackson appeared.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kit screamed and jumped out of the window and landed on Puddingkit.

"WATCH IT!" Puddingkit screamed and slammed Kit's head against a random wall that appeared.

"mdaslfjkl. . . ." Kit fainted.

Puddingkit got 1 experience points.

"WHY IS KIT SO EASY TO BEAT?!" Puddingkit wailed and started playing Pokemon.

"I WANNA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUN! BE A CHAMPPIOOOONN! I WANNA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN! I'M A GREY ARABIAN! I WANNA RUUUUUN!"Rainbowpaw screamed.

"YOUR HORRIBLE SINGING IS GOING TO BURST MY EAR DRUMS!" Kit screamed and kicked her in the shins.

Rainbowpaw sobbed.

"HEYY HEYY PERCYYYY! YEAH YOU PERCEHHH!" THEANNOYINGSPOILER screamed and pelted him with small stuffed animals.

"PERCEEHHH COME BACKKK! I HAVE SPOILERS TO SPOIL!" (!WARNING SPOILER ALERT! IT'S IN THE LOST HERO) "YOUR GOING TO GET LOST AND LOST YOUR MEMORY! ANNABETHH LUUUURRRRVVVSS YOUUU! AND RICK RIODEN MAKES THIS GUY JUST LIKE YOU AND GOING TO-"

Somebody FINALLY gagged THEANNOYINGSPOILER.

. . .

"OHH PERCEHHH HOW I LURRRVE YOU..." Kit mumbled in her sleep.

"WAKE UP!" Puddingkit screamed and hit her with his copy of Warriors Manners Book.

"WHAT IS IT!? Kit snapped and walked out of her pink sparkly house and saw the whole clan gathered around a green box with purple swirls on it.
The kits were poking and screaming at the box. The warriors looked dumbly at it.

"It's only a stupid green box with swirls on it," Kit muttered and shoved two kits aside to see what was going on. Then she saw Elmo dancing. "Ohhhh man," she muttered and fainted.

"I can read your mind!" Elmo screeched in an unlike Elmo way. (Unhappy and a robot :D)

"Whoaaaa..." the whole clan moaned.

"I WILL MAKE YOU GIVE ME ALL THE CATNIP!" Elmo cackled and several warriors brought him the whole supply of catnip. Enough to last a year. "BUAHAHAHAHAA. . ." Elmo screamed, "YOUR CLAN WILL DIE SLOWLY OF HUNGER AND THIRST!" Then Elmo poofed away.

"Man what the heck was that?" Kit muttered as she rubbed her eyes.

"THE CATNIP! IT'S AL GOOOOOONE," Patchstar wailed, "WE WILL DIE SLOWLY OF HUNGER AND THIRST!"

"NOOOOOO!" All of WingClan screamed and started panicing.

"QUIET," Kit screamed as the whole Clan settled down. "I hear somethig with my ear," KIt said and sniffed the air. Then a wild herd of chickens stampeded Kit and ate the crumbs of catnip that Elmo had left behind.

"NOO," moaned Patchstar, "THE CRUMBS OF OUR LOST CATNIP IS GOONEE!"

"NooooOOooooOOOoooOOoo!" The whole Clan moaned.

"Do not fear! Kit is here!" Kit screamed and jumped off a cliff.

"That's not helping Kit," ExPlOsIoNsTaR muttered as she played go-fish with her pet fluffle and Hawkfire.

"Yeah," sighed Hawkfire as a bunch of toms stared at her.

"We'll all DIE," Puddingkit sniffed sadly.

"It's ok," Lemonpudding said and patted Puddingkit affectionally on the shoulder.

"NO IT'S NOOOOOOOT!" Puddingkit wailed and fell off a hill. Lemonfrosting shrugged and walked away whistling.

Suddenly a giant shining light bulb started flashing above Kit's head. "WAIT!" Kit screamed at the moaning warriors,"I HAVE AN IDEA!"

The whole clan trudged towards a pink bus.

"Sissy, why does it have to be pink?" Puddingkit asked Lemonfrosting in a whiny voice.

Lemonfrosting shushed him.

"Everyone on the bus?" Patchstar said.

"Yeaaah," The WingClan muttered.

"You know we could've just flown there," Hawkfire complained.

"Yeah," muttered eXpLoSiOnStAr and started playing chess with Hawkfire and her pet goldfish.

. . .Five seconds later. . .

"CHECKMATE!"

"I WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM!"

"I'M THIRSTY!"

"I'M HUNGRY!"

"I'M STUPID!"

"ARRGHHHH!"

*Crash*

"Uh-oh."

"The driver jumped out of the window mommy!"

"What are we going to do!?"

"I like pie."

"I'm tired."

"I'm sick."

"I think I've got the flu."

"I hate this."

"I want my mommy!"

"AH-CHOO!"

"AHHH DUST BUNNIES!"

"Prince charming isn't charming. WHY MOMMY?! WHYYYY?!"

"Paper cuts!"

*Thunk*

"I like cheese!"

"Someone fainted!"

"Call the ambulance!"

. . .One hour later. . .

"I LOVE YOU PERCYY!"

"WHY IS THERE LITTLE GOLD FISHIES DANCING AROUND THE BUS!

"I think I'm hallucinating!"

"I'm going to faint!"

"I'm going to barf!"

"So in conclusion, WingClan is . . . ." muttered TheRandomRamblingIdiot.